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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
exciting self-absorbed orchestra pit private investor
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Stimulating azure sanctuary pervert
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
exciting self-absorbed orchestra pit private investor
  07/26/25
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Domesticated lascivious national weed whacker
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peach talented faggot firefighter
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
Cobalt dilemma
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
exciting self-absorbed orchestra pit private investor
  07/26/25
At a bar
Galvanic candlestick maker ratface
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Domesticated lascivious national weed whacker
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Dashing abnormal resort
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dull nursing home
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exciting self-absorbed orchestra pit private investor
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vigorous state alpha
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Angry patrolman
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supple address
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Coral heaven round eye
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Not hygienic
pontificating lettuce dog poop
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Stimulating azure sanctuary pervert
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
adventurous casino
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
exciting self-absorbed orchestra pit private investor
  07/26/25
...
Stimulating azure sanctuary pervert
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
adventurous casino
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Domesticated lascivious national weed whacker
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Erotic meetinghouse travel guidebook
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
exciting self-absorbed orchestra pit private investor
  07/27/25
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submissive range sneaky criminal
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
lavender native
  07/26/25
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Domesticated lascivious national weed whacker
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
Cyan Cumskin
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Angry patrolman
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
ruby rigor main people
  07/26/25
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vigorous state alpha
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
crystalline hospital useless brakes
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Angry patrolman
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
exciting self-absorbed orchestra pit private investor
  07/26/25
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Stimulating azure sanctuary pervert
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Naked glittery trailer park
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Stimulating azure sanctuary pervert
  07/26/25
(who did it)
aquamarine sadistic toilet seat
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Domesticated lascivious national weed whacker
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
sable titillating parlor
  07/26/25
which dad tp
house-broken haunting shrine generalized bond
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Carmine ticket booth athletic conference
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: exciting self-absorbed orchestra pit private investor

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Stimulating azure sanctuary pervert

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: exciting self-absorbed orchestra pit private investor

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Domesticated lascivious national weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: peach talented faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Cobalt dilemma

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: exciting self-absorbed orchestra pit private investor

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Galvanic candlestick maker ratface

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Domesticated lascivious national weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Dashing abnormal resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Translucent trip institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Slap-happy Vivacious Haunted Graveyard Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Fluffy hyperventilating therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Deranged provocative voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: dull nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: exciting self-absorbed orchestra pit private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: vigorous state alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Angry patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: irradiated green box office deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: supple address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: spectacular saffron piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Coral heaven round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: pontificating lettuce dog poop

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Stimulating azure sanctuary pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: adventurous casino

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: exciting self-absorbed orchestra pit private investor

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Stimulating azure sanctuary pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: adventurous casino

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Domesticated lascivious national weed whacker

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Erotic meetinghouse travel guidebook

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: exciting self-absorbed orchestra pit private investor

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: submissive range sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: lavender native

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Domesticated lascivious national weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Cyan Cumskin

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Angry patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: ruby rigor main people

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: vigorous state alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: crystalline hospital useless brakes

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Angry patrolman

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: exciting self-absorbed orchestra pit private investor

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Stimulating azure sanctuary pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Naked glittery trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Stimulating azure sanctuary pervert

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: aquamarine sadistic toilet seat

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Domesticated lascivious national weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: sable titillating parlor

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: house-broken haunting shrine generalized bond

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Carmine ticket booth athletic conference

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134975)