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NASDAQ futures tipping into the black
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Date: April 20th, 2026 8:31 AM Author: Curious bat shit crazy dog poop Only down 0.39 premarket. I feel a rally coming on. Even Iran can't stop this freight train. Tommy u OK bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858672&forum_id=2Reputation#49828852) |
Date: April 20th, 2026 8:34 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone gay theater black woman stock can't go down, Trump's orders. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858672&forum_id=2Reputation#49828856) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 8:35 AM Author: Curious bat shit crazy dog poop Veddy, veddy nice saar. Thank you saar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858672&forum_id=2Reputation#49828858) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 8:38 AM Author: aphrodisiac rehab masturbator No ships through strait?
No, ships through strait!! |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 8:41 AM Author: Curious bat shit crazy dog poop There's a lot of propaganda right now in the media about the end of the financial world. Turns out, literally none of it is true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858672&forum_id=2Reputation#49828865) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 8:41 AM Author: Soggy abode ceo CSPX (S&P500 ETF traded on London time) is down 0.6% for today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858672&forum_id=2Reputation#49828866) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 8:42 AM Author: Curious bat shit crazy dog poop SPY is gonna rally dude just chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858672&forum_id=2Reputation#49828869) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 8:44 AM Author: Soggy abode ceo my intended point was that 0.6% is nothing, white noise there was a ZOMG WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE FUTURES DOWN 10% thread a couple of hours ago, I lolled heartily |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 8:46 AM Author: Curious bat shit crazy dog poop I just read an Axios article that said "doom and gloom is coming surely (probably. At least we hoap)". Bloomberg also trying to put a damper on it. Nasdaq is now down only 0.35 lmao. It's going to keep tip into the black today. This is the NOFEAR era of investing. You really just have to choose to not be a cuck in this life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858672&forum_id=2Reputation#49828872) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 8:50 AM Author: Soggy abode ceo I made a decision 20 years ago to follow pure buy and hold and throw whatever I could into broad market assets and never touch them again no matter what happens, and so far I have stuck by my rule without fail I am very happy I made this decision |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: Curious bat shit crazy dog poop This is unironically cr. The funny thing is that if you did this forever and you made the right calls hypothetically you could beat Berkshire Hathaway by 100x. I mean, if you had randomly decided to put a hundred k into Nvidia the day they announced their partnership with OpenAI in 2016 and merely justified it as I simply believe in this technology long term you would be richer than nearly every poaster who has ever poasted. I'm not saying that would have been easy or simple to do. But theoretically you could have done it. And if you just buy stocks that are good generally you will be fine anyway and if they're 'wonderful super companies' you will shoot the moon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858672&forum_id=2Reputation#49828886) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: Soggy abode ceo The temptation to break the rule and panic sell is there sometimes, like a few weeks ago. In those moments, it is extremely important to firmly say “180 fuck libs” and to move the hand away from the cursor hovering over the sell button and pour another whiskey instead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858672&forum_id=2Reputation#49828895) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:01 AM Author: Curious bat shit crazy dog poop 1800000000000000
Sometimes I sell a highly valued asset so I can buy more of a cheaper one with more growth potential.
I don't always analyze securities, but when I do, I prefer NVIDIA. Stay greedy, my friends. |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:02 AM Author: Soggy abode ceo Greed, for lack of a better word, works. Greed is good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858672&forum_id=2Reputation#49828907) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:05 AM Author: Curious bat shit crazy dog poop The Mayflower Compact was a business agreement. This country was founded by venture capitalists. The English crown offered them ridiculously favorable terms to colonize America on her behalf. The terms were self governance. The table stakes were self reliance. The plan was to get rich or die trying. The religion was Calvinism. Holidays were put on Earth by Satan to trick us. Go to work fag except on Sundays when you can only eat baked beans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858672&forum_id=2Reputation#49828911) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:08 AM Author: Soggy abode ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858672&forum_id=2Reputation#49828922) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:08 AM Author: Soggy abode ceo I believe that I cannot pick the market because any available information is priced in faster than I can process it, and the market will be smarter than me much more often than I will be smarter than the market. The optimal strategy therefore is NOT to pick stocks or to time the market but buy and hold market ETFs instead. The only active strategy I adopt is to weight very heavily on US stocks and completely avoid Euro or China stocks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858672&forum_id=2Reputation#49828919) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:13 AM Author: Curious bat shit crazy dog poop According to Warren Buffet ETFs are for people who are ignorant of the true value of businesses. For 95% of people this works incredibly well. Buffet, however made billions by making approximately two decisions per year for 50 years.
I'm not gonna front buttcheeks and pretend like I'm some kind of security analyzing guru. I don't actually know what I'm doing. I'm just saying there is a way to beat the S&P long term. With conviction. If you find a way to convince yourself of something beyond a reasonable doubt like Michael Burry shorting the housing market in 2008. But you have to be right. Not saying I personally am capable of this but in the infinite scope of humanity it is theoretically possible to be an irl investing genius. |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:18 AM Author: Soggy abode ceo unlike Buffett, I have none of the time, the ability, the permission, or the team of staffers to spend 6 months looking through the entrails of a company and it wouldn’t make economic sense to do this with respect to a simple individual’s portfolio rather than a few billion ETF buy and hold is the optimal strategy for ordinary investors like me but it takes a little willpower not to panic sell sometimes |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:19 AM Author: Curious bat shit crazy dog poop Cr. I cast no doubt on this method. I'm really just rage baiting gunneratttt into telling me to go back to Reddit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858672&forum_id=2Reputation#49828939) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:22 AM Author: aphrodisiac rehab masturbator the only truly based and redpilled thing is to diversify by owning the SP500.
500 companies competing against each other, hiring only the best indians available, and you, the shareholder, will benefit. only the best will survive. if your company cant hack it, get the fuck off my index. |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:24 AM Author: Curious bat shit crazy dog poop Berkshire Hathaway beats the S&P over the long run and no one talks about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858672&forum_id=2Reputation#49828946) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:29 AM Author: aphrodisiac rehab masturbator they have performed roughly the same over the last 5 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858672&forum_id=2Reputation#49828955) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 8:49 AM Author: Curious bat shit crazy dog poop QQQ -0.29
Libs??? |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:20 AM Author: Violent spot this is fraud and joos must be finished off but now soxl is down .79%
when my portfolio recovers this is done, the US is a fraud, there's no rule of law, trump's goons are killing it, the SEC is toothless, trump will pardon joo kushner who's prob maeking billions on options
keep this shit up cause its just gonna ruin any credibility in US markets, this is a third world shitshow and anyone with a brain knows it
eat shit and die birdshits |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:26 AM Author: lascivious hospital useless brakes 180000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858672&forum_id=2Reputation#49829058) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:43 AM Author: Curious bat shit crazy dog poop You forgot to add "I still unload" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858672&forum_id=2Reputation#49829077) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: plum box office cumskin can you ping when you close your SOXL puts so that I short the market? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858672&forum_id=2Reputation#49829401) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 2:00 PM Author: Violent spot ill never close them until i get at least 50% back, ill just roll forever, this is retarded its so furking stupid and silly this entire shit is dumb as furk it shld crash 20% one day furk orange retards and birdshits and joos furk u all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858672&forum_id=2Reputation#49829511) |