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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:36 AM Author: Sickened Orange Base Round Eye You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash their planes." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46552634)

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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:40 AM Author: arousing beta cuck Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did a little bit of piloting and once landed an Airbus in the Hudson, you just weren't a publicity hound about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46553255)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:45 AM Author: pontificating naked dingle berry community account assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. would there be some way for the firm to verify this? faa records or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46553272)

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