my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenber...	embarrassed to the bone institution	07/16/23
lol alpha af	naked bearded theater stage mental disorder	07/16/23
...	pea-brained big codepig stead	07/16/23
...	Comical sticky pisswyrm	07/16/23
You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it	Misunderstood Wine Regret Orchestra Pit	07/16/23
You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash the...	Plum Multi-colored Philosopher-king Puppy	07/16/23
...	Overrated Wild Giraffe	07/16/23
...	Smoky locus national security agency	07/16/23
...	odious snowy milk volcanic crater	03/21/25
...	niggerstomper59	05/01/26
just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closel...	embarrassed to the bone institution	07/16/23
Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did...	Smoky locus national security agency	07/16/23
assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. w...	embarrassed to the bone institution	07/16/23
It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review...	Smoky locus national security agency	07/16/23
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...	niggerstomper59	05/01/26
...	Vibrant sanctuary faggotry	03/21/25
...	odious snowy milk volcanic crater	03/21/25
...	Turquoise field	07/18/23
...	embarrassed to the bone institution	11/29/23
...	Bistre skinny woman persian	11/29/23
...	razzmatazz carmine scourge upon the earth	11/29/23
first off, fuck your ass and the clique you claim	appetizing fiercely-loyal dysfunction	11/29/23
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Update: OP is now managing partner of the firm	obsidian juggernaut	03/21/25
...	boltzmann penis	05/01/26

Date: July 16th, 2023 12:32 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone institution my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenberger to give the keynote address. it really was a great speech. afterward, he was mingling with several firm bigwigs and i walked up to try to ingratiate myself. i felt a little self-conscious sidling up like that and tried to break the tension with a joke. as soon as i walked up i looked at sully and said “well, i guess everyone’s the hero of their own story, right?” i’m actually a big fan and thought my comment would be self-evidently tongue in cheek. anyway, nobody said anything for like the longest three seconds of my life and sully finally responded with a very sober (and just gracious enough to be deadly) “i suppose that’s often the case, son.” my group head immediately stepped in to remind sully of someone he wanted him to meet and the crowd dispersed. haven’t heard anything from any of them since. what’s my play here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46552552)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:34 AM Author: naked bearded theater stage mental disorder lol alpha af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46552632)

Date: July 16th, 2023 12:34 AM Author: pea-brained big codepig stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46552556)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:28 AM Author: Comical sticky pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46552626)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:33 AM Author: Misunderstood Wine Regret Orchestra Pit You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46552631)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:36 AM Author: Plum Multi-colored Philosopher-king Puppy You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash their planes." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46552634)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:43 AM Author: Overrated Wild Giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46553264)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM Author: Smoky locus national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46553283)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM Author: odious snowy milk volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#48768815)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#49856899)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone institution just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closely. he said the hardest part of his night was not busting out laughing when i said it but that he wouldn’t want to be me today. how bad is this likely to get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46553249)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:40 AM Author: Smoky locus national security agency Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did a little bit of piloting and once landed an Airbus in the Hudson, you just weren't a publicity hound about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46553255)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:45 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone institution assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. would there be some way for the firm to verify this? faa records or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46553272)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM Author: Smoky locus national security agency It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review every FAA record to confirm you didn't land an AirBus in the Hudson. If they get really aggressive, you can also mention that you were working for the CIA at the time and the details of the incident are classified. If they have a top secret clearance and a plausible need to know, then you can share the details but until then you've said as much as you can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46553282)

Date: July 18th, 2023 11:03 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46561001)

Date: July 18th, 2023 11:05 AM Author: razzmatazz carmine scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46561006)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: charismatic umber affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#47112135)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Crawly gunner turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#48768744)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#49856901)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:00 PM Author: Vibrant sanctuary faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#48768633)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM Author: odious snowy milk volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#48768818)

Date: July 18th, 2023 11:04 AM Author: Turquoise field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46561004)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:03 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#47112131)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Bistre skinny woman persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#47112136)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:06 AM Author: razzmatazz carmine scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#47112143)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:40 AM Author: appetizing fiercely-loyal dysfunction first off, fuck your ass and the clique you claim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#47112231)

Date: February 14th, 2024 12:17 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#47400840)

Date: October 17th, 2024 12:50 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#48206409)

Date: March 21st, 2025 11:46 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#48768598)

Date: March 21st, 2025 11:49 AM Author: underhanded aromatic location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#48768600)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:49 PM Author: obsidian juggernaut Update: OP is now managing partner of the firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#48768838)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:23 PM Author: boltzmann penis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#49856893)