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Golf bros: playing like complete SHIT right now

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’v...
nighttime office therapy
  05/25/25
sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs
Adventurous Indecent Stock Car Institution
  05/25/25
This is obviously the only course of action
obsidian parlor really tough guy
  05/25/25
u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth
Iridescent field karate
  05/25/25
I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports...
nighttime office therapy
  05/25/25
Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hittin...
Fighting Knife
  05/25/25
no. That hadn’t occurred to me.
nighttime office therapy
  05/25/25
Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?
painfully honest house
  05/25/25
not sure how that will fix my irons
nighttime office therapy
  05/25/25
So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could hav...
nighttime office therapy
  05/29/25
"Everyone Hates Cunt" Your theme music is playi...
painfully honest house
  05/29/25
wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fu...
nighttime office therapy
  05/29/25
Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty munici...
painfully honest house
  05/29/25
real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind ...
nighttime office therapy
  05/29/25
Do you have a photographic memory? I barely remember any ...
painfully honest house
  05/29/25
It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. ...
nighttime office therapy
  05/29/25
Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?
painfully honest house
  05/29/25
I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.
nighttime office therapy
  05/29/25
how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while havin...
Overrated heady idea he suggested
  05/29/25
cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range ...
nighttime office therapy
  05/30/25
But kidding aside you did give me good advice once You're...
painfully honest house
  05/29/25
i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclu...
Beady-eyed Piazza
  05/30/25
back to sps status again
nighttime office therapy
  06/09/25
June 28 update: no movement
nighttime office therapy
  06/28/25
Mid-July update - no movement
nighttime office therapy
  07/15/25
take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a...
Olive aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  07/15/25
Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogs...
nighttime office therapy
  07/21/25
what is your handicap
Overrated heady idea he suggested
  07/21/25
5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.
nighttime office therapy
  07/22/25
nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i p...
Overrated heady idea he suggested
  07/22/25
I'm hoping to sandbag up to a 7 or 8 by the fall
jock itch
  08/04/25
no movement after a dogshit 81 sunday morning. have a few mo...
jock itch
  08/04/25


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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: nighttime office therapy

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’ve lost a full club in the past few weeks. Putting is ass. This can’t go on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48960477)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Adventurous Indecent Stock Car Institution

sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48960483)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: obsidian parlor really tough guy

This is obviously the only course of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48961101)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Iridescent field karate

u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48960492)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: nighttime office therapy

I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports that don’t involve running. The dogshit 83 I farted out this morning in his case would actually get his dick hard enough to maybe fuck his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48960977)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Fighting Knife

Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hitting the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48960979)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: nighttime office therapy

no. That hadn’t occurred to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48960981)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: painfully honest house

Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48961057)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: nighttime office therapy

not sure how that will fix my irons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48961102)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: nighttime office therapy

So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could have very easily been -4 or -5.

https://imgur.com/a/Mow8RiM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48970660)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: painfully honest house

"Everyone Hates Cunt"

Your theme music is playing, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48970666)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: nighttime office therapy

wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fully shit talking your retarded chink approach to the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48970671)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: painfully honest house

Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty municipal track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48970673)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: nighttime office therapy

real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind of TTT one). played 9 holes at 10am, was done by 10:56. played through some old lady.

#1: good drive, good 8 iron to 15 feet to back pin. shitty birdie attempt.

2: pull hook drive, recovery ends up in fairway bunker 131 out. stick 8 iron to 5 feet. birdie.

3: good drive, kind of shitty 7 iron to fringe. 3 putt from there (technically a 2 putt but felt like 3)

4: short par 5. good drive, 5 iron 2nd shot came up short, chip to 2 feet. birdie.

5: par 3. 7 iron middle of the green. long but decent look at bird. miss it.

6: good drive. wedge to 8 feet. miss birdie putt.

7: clip a tree but stay in fairway. stick a 9 iron to 10 feet and make bird.

8: par 3. miss 5 iron right, but left an easy pitch to 3 feet to save par.

9: good drive and good wedge to 12 feet. miss putt for 33. shoot 34 for the 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48970691)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: painfully honest house

Do you have a photographic memory?

I barely remember any shots an hour after the round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48970754)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: nighttime office therapy

It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. And it’s one of the better 9s I’ve shot recently so it’s worth remembering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48970765)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: painfully honest house

Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48970809)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: nighttime office therapy

I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48971046)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Overrated heady idea he suggested

how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while having to wait a bit on a person in front of you? solo cart i guess? i get close to one hour but haven't broken it even playing the forward tees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48972625)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: nighttime office therapy

cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range without rushing too much and having to waste time looking for balls. I was actually hitting it straight/hitting greens for a change and the old lady didn't really slow me down at all because she waved me through right as I got to the tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48974573)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: painfully honest house

But kidding aside you did give me good advice once

You're on the short list of posters that will get credit when I'm on the senior tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48970677)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Piazza

i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclub head snapping off at like 100mph and i havent really played since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48974577)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: nighttime office therapy

back to sps status again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#48999711)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: nighttime office therapy

June 28 update: no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#49056398)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: nighttime office therapy

Mid-July update - no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#49102281)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Olive aphrodisiac step-uncle's house

take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a mid iron and focus just on swing tempo and accuracy to the flag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#49103097)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: nighttime office therapy

Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogshit. made it through round 1 of club championshit yesterday then got smoked in the afternoon round 2 by some lunatic who's a HS Biology teacher and happens to be married to a radiologist and has grown up kids so just gets to golf every day in the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#49118989)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Overrated heady idea he suggested

what is your handicap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#49119895)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: nighttime office therapy

5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#49120868)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: Overrated heady idea he suggested

nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i played my first real round in late 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#49122937)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: jock itch

I'm hoping to sandbag up to a 7 or 8 by the fall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#49154913)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: jock itch

no movement after a dogshit 81 sunday morning. have a few more rounds from months ago i need to fart out.

https://imgur.com/2Y9OItP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2Reputation#49156342)