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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
trip buck-toothed wrinkle
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Amber Lascivious Volcanic Crater Antidepressant Drug
  11/29/25
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Cream azn toaster
  11/29/25
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Amber Lascivious Volcanic Crater Antidepressant Drug
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Abusive persian
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Amber Lascivious Volcanic Crater Antidepressant Drug
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Glittery maroon public bath love of her life
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
trip buck-toothed wrinkle
  11/29/25
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Cream azn toaster
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
sable ape
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
trip buck-toothed wrinkle
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
sable ape
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Flatulent Locus Nibblets
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Rough-skinned pink electric furnace
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Insanely Creepy Ocher Organic Girlfriend Blood Rage
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
trip buck-toothed wrinkle
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
emerald talking messiness
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Dark low-t stage knife
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
emerald talking messiness
  11/29/25
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sable ape
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Mewling marvelous shrine lettuce
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Glittery maroon public bath love of her life
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
white pozpig
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Glittery maroon public bath love of her life
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Flushed hairy legs
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
ungodly gunner lodge
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
honey-headed coiffed prole double fault
  12/04/25
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Frisky swashbuckling abode
  12/04/25
Approved
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: trip buck-toothed wrinkle

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Amber Lascivious Volcanic Crater Antidepressant Drug

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Cream azn toaster



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Amber Lascivious Volcanic Crater Antidepressant Drug



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Abusive persian



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Amber Lascivious Volcanic Crater Antidepressant Drug



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Glittery maroon public bath love of her life

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: trip buck-toothed wrinkle

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Cream azn toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469600)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: sable ape

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: trip buck-toothed wrinkle

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: sable ape

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Flatulent Locus Nibblets

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pink electric furnace

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Ocher Organic Girlfriend Blood Rage

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: trip buck-toothed wrinkle

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: emerald talking messiness

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Dark low-t stage knife

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: emerald talking messiness

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: sable ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Mewling marvelous shrine lettuce

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Glittery maroon public bath love of her life

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: white pozpig

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Glittery maroon public bath love of her life

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Flushed hairy legs

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ungodly gunner lodge

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: honey-headed coiffed prole double fault

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Frisky swashbuckling abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Reputation#49490766)