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witht he first overall pick, Skadden selects Jay Cohen from HLS

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bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration
  04/30/15
This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.
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wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?
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traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the mosc...
bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration
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Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on...
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"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with ...
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Very Tactful International Law Enforcement Agency
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kid has an excellent billing per hour average
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You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of ...
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More please.
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someone's gotta tell me the second pick
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Wonderful
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180
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legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.
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180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.
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Lol
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jfc
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180 lmfao
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this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant bel...
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180 abode
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Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who...
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Jones Day is now on the clock
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Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder....
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"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's vale...
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180
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lmao
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lol
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180 monikers
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lmao
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classic shit right here
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*standing ovation*
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the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bry...
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Dechert on the clock
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Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago...
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180 this seems like a reach this early
bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration
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really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hi...
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jesus christ
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rofl twice i spit up my coffee itt
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this hits a little close to home FUCK
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dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in th...
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*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*
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so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or d...
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Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't thin...
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"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have ...
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holy shit this thread isn't funny at all. No wonder you a...
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(IRL Jay Cohen)
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i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watche...
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are you kidding not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucki...
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that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today fri...
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It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for '...
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Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm
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"With the fourth pick . . . Baker Botts selects . ....
cyan insane orchestra pit
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lol what a reach!
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unrealistic.
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"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the...
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frightening
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180s all around
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fuck
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devestating
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I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loa...
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This one gets me.
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a remarkable thread
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"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick...
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she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her tr...
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While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Gr...
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180
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this is gaining traction on twitter
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link?
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holy shit 180^180
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Latham & Watkins is now on the clock. Dan, I really l...
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An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins bring...
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180 thread
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i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep ...
electric cruise ship
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Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's ...
Know-it-all stock car theater
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jesus
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great work ITT. you understand the spirit and the language
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oh fuck
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this thread got fucking dark
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1 fuckin' 80
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jfc
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Is the person that this is based off a recruiter now?
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omggggggggg
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Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from G...
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While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting...
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I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit
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Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of th...
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180.
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JFC
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sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness
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fucking trigger warning bro
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18000
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this needs to be revisited.
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Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden
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Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy n...
bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration
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Makes it that much more funny, I guess.
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Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(
bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration
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The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this...
Splenetic center
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Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen i...
Exciting nursing home
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No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.
Splenetic center
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Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.
Exciting nursing home
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Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy...
bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration
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Possibly my favorite thread of all time.
Splenetic center
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This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are...
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Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to th...
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Link?
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ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update: "Dis...
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thriller ungodly love of her life space
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*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*
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so, how has Cohen been doing?
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Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM e...
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Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?
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180 bump
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day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham
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we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the secon...
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underrated
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weil gotshal on the clock
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This was me. Love u guys
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How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the ...
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And well into the second day, we still havent seen anyone g...
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spruce nofapping whorehouse depressive
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Really good thread
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Sickened Fuchsia Ape Spot
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has anyone been cut yet?
Harsh Heaven Associate
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Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her of...
Swashbuckling green persian
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Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick coul...
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We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the firs...
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more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character iss...
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"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long...
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fucking brutal, 180
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Wow.
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Classic thread.
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: metal crotch sex offender

This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.

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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: 180 abode



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stag film double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407816)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: Hyperventilating degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#30378422)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: bateful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#36294901)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: bateful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#36296450)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: racy idiotic mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#37434605)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Very Tactful International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#47801857)



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Date: October 11th, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: navy outnumbered rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#48188448)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: sienna garrison

wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795885)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration

traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the moscow office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795907)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: metal crotch sex offender

Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on the 2014 deal boards, since 2012, biglaw has used a weighted lottery system much like the NBA and Cheesecake Factory. So there's no guarantee that last place will get first pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795923)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Out-of-control hairless coldplay fan twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796051)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Out-of-control hairless coldplay fan twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795924)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Duck-like disturbing school cafeteria elastic band

"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with the number one overall pick. Dan?"

"Yeah Brett this makes a lot of sense to me. The kid's got a short body, really weak limbs, and fibromyalgia. There's no way he's going to have other things going on in his social life. He also won the Sears, and Skadden doesn't get many looks at students of his caliber on their appellate practice team. Cohen's going to bring some much needed depth to their 2nd Circuit offerings."

"Here we see some of his results from the combine, and again, just fantastic results. We don't see the explosiveness that we see out of other likely first rounders in doc review, but Cohen made it 9 hours in the piss break test, the third overall highest performance, and he put up an astonishing 19 hours billed before 'needing a nap'. We just don't see much of this kind of endurance out of top-ranked HLS students. Really a no-brainer first pick."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795886)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Very Tactful International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795905)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration

kid has an excellent billing per hour average

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795919)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: metal crotch sex offender

You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of promise in being able to push those time entries just about as close to the line as you can get without drawing a foul from corporate counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795957)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Out-of-control hairless coldplay fan twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795929)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: Stirring Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795934)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: metal crotch sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795942)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: sienna garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795946)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: flushed institution voyeur

More please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795952)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Duck-like disturbing school cafeteria elastic band

someone's gotta tell me the second pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795955)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: Disrespectful nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796129)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: frozen galvanic knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: Magical bright cuckold

Wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799685)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: abnormal sable mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799693)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: floppy digit ratio theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799697)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Lilac locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799703)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: buff vigorous son of senegal clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799710)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: aromatic house water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799720)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: Carmine kitty cat stage

legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799810)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Claret bbw skinny woman

180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803507)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: ruby marvelous den mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27849028)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stag film double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407812)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: Violent new version lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#29278897)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: curious insanely creepy office

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#30378794)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Provocative wine travel guidebook regret

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#30803991)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 1:46 AM
Author: Duck-like disturbing school cafeteria elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#31072051)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Duck-like disturbing school cafeteria elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#33350703)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: bateful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#36294276)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Appetizing Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#36642860)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:35 PM
Author: Bearded faggot firefighter corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40819474)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: chrome market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40819539)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: turquoise station factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#48185570)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: excitant ocher home

180 lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#48185574)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Out-of-control hairless coldplay fan twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795922)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: sienna garrison

this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant believe it's never been done before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795949)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: Out-of-control hairless coldplay fan twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796030)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: 180 abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796060)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: buff vigorous son of senegal clown

Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who just joined?"-level potential, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799822)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: sienna garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803046)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stag film double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407818)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Territorial parlor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#41916492)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration

Jones Day is now on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795986)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Know-it-all stock car theater

Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796017)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: Duck-like disturbing school cafeteria elastic band

"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's valedictorian Stephen Richards. Richards clerked on the 6th Circuit and looks great in a suit. Your thoughts?"

"Brett, it's the obvious choice. Richards has condemned the ACA in print and published an article in the Columbia Law Review about the role of historical role of clergy in the drafting of statutes. We are told that he has also not yet united with a woman and is not yet a priest of his home, and Jones Day has deployed pent up sexual frustration to great effect all across their midwestern presence, getting Cleveland associates to work well past the hour that the city has gone to bed. Richards can bring that kind of gay Mormon energy to the team."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796019)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: sienna garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796046)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Out-of-control hairless coldplay fan twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796048)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796049)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: 180 abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796057)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: frozen galvanic knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796080)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: Disrespectful nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796130)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: abnormal sable mad cow disease

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799695)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: floppy digit ratio theater stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799699)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: plum giraffe boltzmann

180 monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27800835)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: aromatic house water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799716)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Carmine kitty cat stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: passionate principal's office

classic shit right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27800038)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: pea-brained sticky box office personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803326)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:29 PM
Author: vermilion place of business tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#29279205)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: talented stage liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#33350735)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone infuriating indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#33350804)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: bateful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#36294351)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: chrome market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40819540)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: hairraiser set

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43657367)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:56 PM
Author: Salmon doctorate temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#48185566)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: turquoise station factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#48185573)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle primrose boistinker

the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bryant fall after those well-publicized off-the-quad issues relating to alleged tweets expressing a so-called "shitlib" worldview. that has really hurt him in the eyes of a lot of GMs, which you know is being discussed right now in a lot of war rooms as they try to balance that against the potential that, with his UNLIMITED upside potential, they could be passing up another Andrew A. Pinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796067)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: Know-it-all stock car theater

Dechert on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796097)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: frozen galvanic knife

Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago Coif, first generation American, he's shed the accent but still is far from integrated into American social life.

You know Dan you read the OCI interviewer reports and this guy seems like a slam dunk for Dechert. But as you know I have a heavy ground presence at UChicago and I have sources telling me some troubling things about Vikram's lunchtime outside lecturer attendance. There seems a real pattern of attending "public interest" lectures, especially focused on the plight of the third world poor. This is going to go far beyond the prescribed pro-bono vision of most firms, and I imagine it is something Dechert is struggling with as the clock dwindles down. Don't be surprised if we see a last second trade at this spot, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796155)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration

180

this seems like a reach this early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796163)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: Know-it-all stock car theater

really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hints of a gut. give this kid some seamless and have him sit down in chair for 16 hrs, and he's gonna put on 25, 30 lbs easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796234)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: lemon flatulent toilet seat

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799714)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Carmine kitty cat stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799819)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: plum giraffe boltzmann

rofl

twice i spit up my coffee itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27800846)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: pea-brained sticky box office personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803312)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:10 PM
Author: concupiscible public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803415)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: azure angry faggotry fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803436)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: buff vigorous son of senegal clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804230)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: shimmering sexy base

this hits a little close to home FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804249)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: medicated chapel jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#30378703)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:18 PM
Author: medicated chapel jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43250968)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: aromatic house water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799725)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:37 PM
Author: Bearded faggot firefighter corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40819492)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: Brass Multi-colored Meetinghouse Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43252112)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: sienna garrison

dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796290)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 2:54 AM
Author: metal crotch sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799086)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: Magical bright cuckold

*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799686)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Flirting foreskin gaping

so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or did Stroock's GM trade the #1 pick for help getting a reservation at dorsia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799694)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: cyan insane orchestra pit

Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't think he was invited to the draft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799701)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: flushed institution voyeur

"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have pulled the draft from Indy after the entire RFRA scandal, but I think everybody was overlooking other issues..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799723)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: cyan insane orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799797)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: free-loading titillating gaming laptop church

holy shit this thread isn't funny at all.

No wonder you are all a bunch of no-friend faggots IRL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799752)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: flushed institution voyeur

(IRL Jay Cohen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799758)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: cyan insane orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799792)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: sienna garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803006)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: ruby marvelous den mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27849035)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:44 PM
Author: racy idiotic mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#38200984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Flirting foreskin gaping

i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watched the draft and usually have the sound off when i have a game on.

it's clearly well executed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27800047)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: plum giraffe boltzmann

are you kidding

not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucking thing evar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27800865)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: exhilarant blood rage

that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today friendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803042)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:56 PM
Author: pea-brained sticky box office personal credit line

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803315)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: Duck-like disturbing school cafeteria elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804453)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: effete pistol site

Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804217)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: cyan insane orchestra pit

"With the fourth pick . . .

Baker Botts selects . . .

Chad Thundercock, III, Vanderbilt University"

Whoa! Bit of a reach from Baker Botts here going for Thundercock with so many proven talents on the board such as Lawson Ng from Boalt Hall and Jonas Kaplan from Columbia. Thundercock put up mediocre numbers during his time at Vanderbilt, 2.5 GPA, some uninspiring moot court performances, but he really shined at the combine, stunning the crowd with record speed in the notorious find and replace drill. A lot of scouts think he has tremendous upside, but you'd think Botts could have traded down and still landed Chad later in the round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799790)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: flushed institution voyeur

lol what a reach!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799800)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799935)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: insecure hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799990)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: electric cruise ship

unrealistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803038)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:43 PM
Author: cerebral business firm fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#39599343)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: buff vigorous son of senegal clown

"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the mock drafts, they'll be taking a good hard look at Mike Dammer here."

"They certainly will. Dammer worried a lot of people when, after a 1L in the library all night, he spent 2L and 3L going out with friends occasionally, and there were even some rumblings of a girlfriend. But you just can't ignore those incredible combine numbers--$250k of debt out of Cornell ON TOP OF the $70k he'd built up at Middlebury! Safe to say any firm looks at those numbers and thinks 'Here's a guy who will never, ever leave.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799799)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: flushed institution voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799805)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: cyan insane orchestra pit

frightening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799807)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: abnormal sable mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799820)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Carmine kitty cat stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799830)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: aromatic house water buffalo



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799936)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Blue contagious gas station

180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799960)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: floppy digit ratio theater stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799998)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: sienna garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803013)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:42 PM
Author: Sadistic lay cumskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803249)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: lemon flatulent toilet seat

I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loan part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804474)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: ruby marvelous den mother

This one gets me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27849045)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:01 AM
Author: aphrodisiac stag film double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407837)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: Sadistic lay cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28455711)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: Henna circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28684524)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: cerebral business firm fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#33350732)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:44 PM
Author: chrome market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40819548)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:37 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43657389)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy casino masturbator

a remarkable thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799973)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed ticket booth

"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick number 6. Now, sources close to Cravath's training camp indicate the firm has worked out Michigan's Rachel Cohenberg. This would be an interesting choice. She has shown flashes of big-firm star material throughout her law school career - magna cum laude, law review, plus key intangibles like a lack of committed relationship and enthusiastic participation in two half marathons, sure to be a hit among Cravath's Type A womens committee culture. However, her draft stock took a hit when she failed to secure her coveted executive board position on the Law Review, spending her 3L year instead as a lowly contributing editor, and she spooked several recruiting committees at the 1L Meet The Firm event by asking about firm policies for artificial insemination and maternity leave. All in all, a risk with significant upside that Cravath may be well-positioned to absorb.

Back to Roger in the studio for a breaking USNWR rankings report."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27800691)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration

she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her trips abroad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27800782)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: submissive step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27800869)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: flushed institution voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27802989)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: sienna garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803019)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling green persian

While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum joins us live from Georgetown University Law Center with a developing story. Nate, what are you hearing?

I've just been informed by several partners at various Vault 100 firms that they have completely removed Georgetown top prospect and law review editor Ben Schwartzman from their boards amidst rumors that he wore a black suit and rubber soled shoes to on campus interviews. I'll stay with this intriguing development and provide updates accordingly, but right now it looks like Schwartzman's in for a long lonely stay in the green room, similar to most of his weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803081)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:59 PM
Author: azure angry faggotry fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803335)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:38 PM
Author: Bearded faggot firefighter corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40819502)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: Sadistic lay cumskin

one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done.

That's the way it is with good ones, you're sure you've read them before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803243)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:57 PM
Author: pea-brained sticky box office personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803320)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:50 PM
Author: stimulating autistic goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803293)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:52 PM
Author: thirsty spectacular university

this is gaining traction on twitter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803296)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: adventurous address becky

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28684690)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: opaque shrine stain

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803313)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: azure angry faggotry fanboi

Latham & Watkins is now on the clock.

Dan, I really like Darnell Jenkins from Howard University. He's a real blue-collar lunch pail kind of guy. He doesn't have the intellectual horsepower of a Jay Cohen or a Stephen Richards and there are questions about the quality of his competition at Morehouse and Howard but what he lacks in brainpower he more than makes up for with heart and the intangibles. He's a hard-working leader who's well-respected by his peers and his professors, and he'll be an instant client-favorite.

Brett, I agree. For these lower picks it's not about finding the superstars but finding the role-players to plug the gaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803432)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: sienna garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803442)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling green persian

An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins brings to the firm basketball team, which in recent years has suffered after the lateral of Tyrone Collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803523)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: azure angry faggotry fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804660)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: sienna garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804667)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: drunken queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27808397)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Claret bbw skinny woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27990770)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stag film double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407821)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: drunken queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35935706)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Filthy Jet Pervert Native

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803435)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: electric cruise ship

i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep in the draft and no one from yls has even been brought up. i know some firms have been shying away from yls after getting burned on clerkship defections the past few years, but still. Care to fill in the audience on this recent phenomenon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803510)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: Know-it-all stock car theater

Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's talk a little bit about Jessica Birken from NYU. Her stats don't really pop off the page, but I think there's a lot to like here in terms of 'want to'. You're looking a woman here--recruiters are gonna toss around the phrase 'Shrew'--you're looking at a woman here who's had two abortions without betraying the slightest hint of emotion. After the second one, when she was a 3L, she went hard at Bar Review later that very day and raw dogged a 1L. I'm told she skipped her grandmother's funeral in order to go on Spring Break with the law school 'cool clique'; she just couldn't stand the idea of missing the social media photo opps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803616)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: opaque shrine stain

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803728)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:00 PM
Author: sienna garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803738)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: Duck-like disturbing school cafeteria elastic band

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803872)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Sadistic lay cumskin



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:23 PM
Author: bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: Vibrant point

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27849095)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:23 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy casino masturbator



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:49 PM
Author: lemon flatulent toilet seat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407775)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: Wonderful Pontificating National

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407785)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: Henna circlehead

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28684548)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:51 PM
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Date: July 12th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: cobalt internet-worthy community account brunch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#42772283)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: hairraiser set

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43657394)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling green persian

Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from Georgetown University Law Center to give us an update on the sliding Ben Schwartzman. Nate?

Brett, I just got off the phone with Schwartzman's agent, his father Ari, who vehemently denies reports that his son, the prize GULC recruit, wore a black suit and rubber soles to on campus interviews. In fact, his agent father claims that Ben only wears Allen Edmonds Park Avenues and was close to reaching an endorsement deal with the esteemed brand until these vicious rumors started. As of now we are unsure where the rumors started, with some fellow Hoyas speculating that the leak came out of the camp of a rival student whom Schwartzman jilted at the Barrister's Ball. More to come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: sienna garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803895)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803910)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Know-it-all stock car theater

While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting word that--no surprise really--we're learning that number 1 pick Jay Cohen inked a deal with Jos A Bank. Jay was seen wearing a particularly boxy dark grey number when he walked up to the podium. Let's see how the pant's stand up when Cohen starts putting some more meat on those thighs and does some serious sitting.

On the flip side, Brian Chen of UPenn, undrafted so far, is wearing just a, wow, just a skin tight suit. His dick might be wider than those lapels. Anyway, as he waits to see weather DLA is gonna take a flyer on him, he's flitting around in a pocket square and some loud argyle socks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803921)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling green persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803927)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: lemon flatulent toilet seat

I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804496)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: electric cruise ship



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Author: bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:45 AM
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Author: drunken queen of the night



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Know-it-all stock car theater

Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of the combine. We've been hearing that depending on the firm or managing partner, that metric is going to be looked at differently.

Yeah, Dan, there are a couple different takes on that. Some firms are gonna look at a summer associate who orders right up to the firm's nightly dollar limit as too assertive. Yes that cost is getting passed on to the client, but that's evidence of an associate trying to max out their own welfare in some small regard. Lot of firms don't want to see that kind of behavior, no matter how trivially it manifests itself.

And other firms, Brett?

Yeah, they're gonna look at *what* you ordered. If you're hitting the dollar limit, but you're getting their not by ordering a small amount of good sushi or whatever, but a ton of shit food--I'm talking about burger, fries, shake, chickent tenders, cheesecake from a midtown diner--they're gonna like that. Some firms will like that sort of sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling green persian

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 PM
Author: azure angry faggotry fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804826)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 4:50 PM
Author: Ebony Turdskin

brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27808467)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27853598)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 10:16 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Rusted Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27853635)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Claret bbw skinny woman

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27990763)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: floppy digit ratio theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28522797)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: vermilion place of business tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#29279242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Know-it-all stock car theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#31202519)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: hateful really tough guy

sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#31202660)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: Hyperventilating degenerate

fucking trigger warning bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#34321504)



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Date: August 27th, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: comical hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40819742)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: medicated chapel jew

18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#41916475)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804949)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: scarlet chad reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27849020)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 9:59 AM
Author: bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27853585)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: stimulating autistic goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27990814)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Duck-like disturbing school cafeteria elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407698)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: orchid goal in life resort

this needs to be revisited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407749)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling green persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407751)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: Exciting nursing home

Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407827)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration

Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407842)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: Exciting nursing home

Makes it that much more funny, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407846)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration

Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407849)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Splenetic center

The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this thread is based upon, the actual Jay Cohen has interned with both the NBA and NFL:

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jay-cohen/63/55b/b74

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Exciting nursing home

Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen in biglaw nyc. How many can there be?

Also, you should consider taking the link down. People on this bort can be unhinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:17 AM
Author: Splenetic center

No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407894)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: Exciting nursing home

Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407906)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: bonkers brilliant trailer park internal respiration

Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy doesn't visit this great bort and think I was making fun of him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407873)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Splenetic center

Possibly my favorite thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407843)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: lemon flatulent toilet seat

This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are two of the best threads I've ever seen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28408043)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Unhinged Church Building

Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to the hype.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28455738)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Flesh Glittery Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#29278934)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: arousing learning disabled sanctuary

The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28455920)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Light psychic

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35924205)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: bateful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#36295661)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Swashbuckling green persian

ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update:

"Disappointing is the word being thrown around the Cadwalader camp as first round selection Mike Dammer has struggled to grasp the firm's formbook in summer assignments.

It seems scouts' pre-draft fears that Cornell's theory-heavy program would leave Dammer unprepared for the professional game were well founded, and you can expect the second-guessing to begin. Reports indicate Dammer has struggled to grasp even routine pleadings and motions, and recently had no idea how to draft a simple 12(b)(6).

We'll have an update on Jay Cohen's progress at Skadden camp next."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28455811)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: thriller ungodly love of her life space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28684468)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: plum giraffe boltzmann

*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28684536)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: cyan insane orchestra pit

so, how has Cohen been doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#29754172)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling green persian

Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM every morning and the light doesn't go out until 8 pm at night.

This flippant attitude toward leaving the office early while other young associates are still slaving away has soured some at Skadden on the brash Cohen, and rumors persist he recently was called into a one-on-one meeting with a senior partner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#31202608)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: cyan insane orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#47801877)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: razzmatazz sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28525471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:29 PM
Author: Henna circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28684480)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:02 PM
Author: histrionic topaz library messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#29275077)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 8:58 PM
Author: poppy piazza toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#29754062)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: Trip Slimy Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#29754138)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: scarlet chad reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#29952033)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Maroon Apoplectic Pocket Flask Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#30357358)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Boyish newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#30375332)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: slate tanning salon juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#30803971)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: milky charismatic affirmative action

Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#31202600)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: vivacious dark kitchen nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#33179547)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: razzle hell

180 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#33179555)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling green persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#33186931)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Hyperventilating degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#34501498)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Judgmental hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#33179557)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Know-it-all stock car theater

day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#33186860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling green persian

we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the second day after failing to test positive for adderall at the combine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#33186947)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Salmon doctorate temple

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#48185580)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: cerebral business firm fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#34321462)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: Hyperventilating degenerate

weil gotshal on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#34340870)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: irate offensive philosopher-king

This was me. Love u guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35252854)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: Cracking blathering crackhouse

How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35252944)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Sickened Fuchsia Ape Spot

And well into the second day, we still havent seen anyone go from WUSTL. Is that a surprise, Brent?

I dont think so, Rick. I think theres a lot of uncertainty in the ability of that program to produce coachable guys. Firms have learned that just putting up numbers for a couple of years in their system doesnt necessarily translate to the next level. You have a lot of kids coming out of theresplitters, you might call themwho didnt show hustle in undergrad and then only put forth effort learning logic games for the LSAT. That sort of gaming the system approach puzzles firmsis this the kind of kid who is going to immediately focus on building a skillset writing convincing billing entries, or is he going to see the recruiter invites on LinkedIn and standard three-month severance package and learn to coast and lateral? Also, remember that a lot of these kids who turned down sticker at Georgetown here to take a full ride at a school in a cheap flyover city. That lack of prestige obsession compounds the concerns. And I dont need to remind you about the Cravath first year bust from there who quit in the middle of deal to take a job at a four-attorney firm in *South Carolina*.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35254090)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: spruce nofapping whorehouse depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35254151)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: spruce nofapping whorehouse depressive

Really good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35254152)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Sickened Fuchsia Ape Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35924070)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Harsh Heaven Associate

has anyone been cut yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35924075)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling green persian

Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her office cleared out at the end of her first year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#37434878)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: iridescent odious dilemma

Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick could change the entire trajectory of the draft, Dan.

Dan: That's exactly right Bill. If White & Case takes one of the tax guys here, either Ari Levy or Ilan Gross, expect to see a mini-run on tax guys and some reaches as this draft is clearly light on the superstar tax associates. On the other hand, if White & Case goes for its traditional litigator it could be a long night for the tax guys and they may fall all the way to the third round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35924229)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: fragrant umber property roast beef

We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the first round. The argument has been that they are interchangeable, you can always find a new one to transfer in from a V100-150. But Ari Levy's combine performance might be enough to get him a look here. His theoretical billable recovery percentage is off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35924275)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Know-it-all stock car theater

more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character issues'. theyre really gonna be thinking twice about any prospect with a demonstrated passion for any public interest causes or any sort of ethical compunction generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35924302)



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Date: April 28th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: magenta disgusting lettuce sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35940532)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Hyperventilating degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#36293966)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: bateful theatre

"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long-term relationship isn't quite the red flag that it used to be?"

Absolutely - in the past firms had usually passed on prospects who failed the LTR test because being in one was seen as a strong predictor of early lateraling. Short-term relationships were seen as totally fine, in fact, a positive if you were having a lot of them, because it was reflective of a deep insecurity that psychologically required prestige, and perhaps even practically required prestige in order to be more desirable, what with biglaw draftees not really having anything else going for them.

But over time firms began to learn that some LTRs were in fact a strong positive on billing per day and on overall years. So now people who test positive for an LTR are put through a battery of tests designed to learn more about the relationship. If the prospect's long-term partner is a warm, cheerful woman who's loved him since before law school and has a nurturing type of job, that's still a huge red flag and indicates early lateraling or even retirement from legal practice. In fact, relationships that began in high-school - "long-term organic" - are dealbreakers for most firms. Actually, *every* firm if the tests reveal that they ever went apple or berry picking together during summer -- just too risky.

But if the prospect's partner is a cold, materialistic, status-conscious, professional-type - a "shrew", firms realize that's big upside. The prospect is gonna start wanting to spend more and more time at the office, spiking average billing per day. He's also gonna be way more trapped, increasing longevity. I heard one stats guy at Weil say the longevity impact is like having an extra $445,950 in debt. I know, it's huge. So firms now are really paying attention to the partner's socials - if there's a high Insta/Tweet/Facebook post per event ratio, or any comments about being child-free or egg freezing, or posts about marathons and countries traveled, those are big big plus for the prospect. If the relationship began on a swipe-app, that's another positive, cause it's unlikely that they'll ever really care about each other enough to support each other through major life changes - like quitting law and moving back home, not to mention the fundamental status-consciousness inherent in those who... fell in love -- *chuckle* -- from a swipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#36294170)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Hyperventilating degenerate

fucking brutal, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#36294177)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: metal crotch sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#36294190)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling green persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#37434623)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Lascivious Dopamine Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#37434647)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: diverse burgundy state halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#37434921)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Sadistic lay cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#38200953)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:41 PM
Author: spruce nofapping whorehouse depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#38200965)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: racy idiotic mood

Welp, that's enough internet for one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#38201002)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: flickering candlestick maker hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#38206255)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:39 PM
Author: Bearded faggot firefighter corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40819513)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:47 PM
Author: chrome market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40819585)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: maniacal forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40819652)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:32 PM
Author: heady bossy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43251005)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:35 PM
Author: metal crotch sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43251011)



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Date: June 19th, 2023 1:00 PM
Author: deep menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#46444921)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Candy Ride

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#49281577)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: bateful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#36306748)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: Know-it-all stock car theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#37434601)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling green persian

Classic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#37434654)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 9:08 PM
Author: poppy piazza toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#38143388)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:32 PM
Author: Irradiated Electric Furnace Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#38200891)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:04 PM
Author: cerebral business firm fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#39599213)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:12 PM
Author: vermilion place of business tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#39599240)



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Date: April 23rd, 2020 3:06 PM
Author: sienna garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40078149)



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Date: June 4th, 2020 3:09 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40347646)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:30 PM
Author: chartreuse nighttime bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40819424)



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Date: September 10th, 2020 10:06 PM
Author: chartreuse nighttime bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40901688)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 10:37 AM
Author: maniacal forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#41064527)



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Date: January 27th, 2021 1:08 PM
Author: Bearded faggot firefighter corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#41834963)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: medicated chapel jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#41916447)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 7:09 PM
Author: mint marketing idea fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#42373077)



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Date: July 6th, 2021 10:37 PM
Author: cobalt internet-worthy community account brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#42742000)



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Date: July 6th, 2021 10:37 PM
Author: Brass Multi-colored Meetinghouse Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#42742006)



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Date: July 6th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Bearded faggot firefighter corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#42742023)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 2:15 PM
Author: buff vigorous son of senegal clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43076622)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 7:54 PM
Author: cobalt internet-worthy community account brunch

In a 3 part series, we look into how Zoom interviews have resulted in more reaches and draft busts than ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43117147)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#49281570)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:34 PM
Author: coiffed range codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43657359)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: hairraiser set

Going to print this thread, laminate and bind it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43657397)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling green persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43657426)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: coiffed range codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43657430)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Paralegal Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#49281603)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling green persian

btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i did hear that this year's top M&A prospect is scheduling an easy final semester in order to get a jump on bar study.

do you think this will help or hurt him in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43657453)



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Date: June 21st, 2023 8:41 AM
Author: Very Tactful International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#46453107)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: deep menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#47804100)



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Date: April 24th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: buff vigorous son of senegal clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#48876775)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#49281555)