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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: supple parlor coffee pot



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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Racy flickering roast beef people who are hurt

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:08 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:08 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Flatulent Parlour Dog Poop



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: galvanic hunting ground national security agency

how can I purchase a ticket for admission to a screening of your film

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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: pale jew theater stage



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: comical state

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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: red house-broken masturbator

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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: Beta gold partner orchestra pit

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Date: January 30th, 2022 7:32 PM
Author: Thriller offensive french chef pit



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Floppy Alpha Space



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Hyperventilating nursing home selfie



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Zippy wagecucks shrine

Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. Liquidation. I'm petitioning the court to have you appointed as retriever. Make us proud.

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: supple parlor coffee pot



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: comical state



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: chartreuse business firm dragon



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Racy flickering roast beef people who are hurt



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:11 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:33 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:26 AM
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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:58 AM
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:04 AM
Author: Olive Costumed Coldplay Fan Jap



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: spruce laughsome station mad-dog skullcap

*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: vigorous haunting nibblets plaza



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: disturbing flushed bbw



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: out-of-control stage potus

Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil only to find it COVERED in slobber

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: blue marvelous feces patrolman



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
Author: Olive Costumed Coldplay Fan Jap



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: out-of-control stage potus

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470787)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:41 PM
Author: boyish legal warrant



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: dashing indian lodge



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: Charismatic embarrassed to the bone ape



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: supple parlor coffee pot



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: vigorous haunting nibblets plaza



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: 180 friendly grandma

this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Olive Costumed Coldplay Fan Jap

fucking lol

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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: razzle orchid faggotry haunted graveyard



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Floppy Alpha Space



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: comical state



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: dull flirting resort

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: chartreuse business firm dragon



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Flatulent Parlour Dog Poop



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: diverse underhanded cuck



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:05 PM
Author: Hyperventilating nursing home selfie



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Floppy Alpha Space

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471589)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: out-of-control stage potus

1800000

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: vigorous haunting nibblets plaza

legit

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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: brass mind-boggling incel



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Outnumbered den goal in life

Height of assosciate?

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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Floppy Alpha Space

6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel

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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: histrionic disgusting property cuckoldry

lmfao

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: bronze soul-stirring police squad

LOL

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: idiotic filthpig brunch

lol

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Date: December 1st, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: fear-inspiring site

180

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 3:17 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: mauve territorial senate



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: Jet-lagged disrespectful elastic band principal's office



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Flatulent Parlour Dog Poop



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Mischievous appetizing rehab



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Gay Heaven



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: navy shaky garrison preventive strike



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:42 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: cruel-hearted excitant dilemma degenerate



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Date: March 12th, 2015 7:12 AM
Author: stimulating kitchen



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: shimmering twisted house

this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477235)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: blue marvelous feces patrolman

Moar!

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Elite pearl generalized bond

the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this board is truly remarkable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497423)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 5:26 AM
Author: Thriller offensive french chef pit



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Date: January 30th, 2022 2:46 AM
Author: Olive Costumed Coldplay Fan Jap



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Dead ratface



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: mauve territorial senate

Lol 1800

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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Jet-lagged disrespectful elastic band principal's office

180

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Date: August 14th, 2017 8:01 AM
Author: fear-inspiring site



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: navy shaky garrison preventive strike



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy library



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Date: January 27th, 2022 5:25 AM
Author: Thriller offensive french chef pit



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: odious honey-headed mother lay



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:24 AM
Author: Thriller offensive french chef pit



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:40 AM
Author: peach candlestick maker menage



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: supple parlor coffee pot

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470814)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed startling place of business

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470952)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: Fishy persian personal credit line



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Olive Costumed Coldplay Fan Jap



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: blue marvelous feces patrolman

It practically writes itself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497415)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Olive Costumed Coldplay Fan Jap



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Olive Costumed Coldplay Fan Jap



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Olive Costumed Coldplay Fan Jap

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: spruce laughsome station mad-dog skullcap

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: supple parlor coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: judgmental stock car foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: vigorous haunting nibblets plaza

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: supple parlor coffee pot

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: vigorous haunting nibblets plaza

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: supple parlor coffee pot

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: vigorous haunting nibblets plaza

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: supple parlor coffee pot

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Fishy persian personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Geriatric Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: chocolate cuckold

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: dull flirting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: supple parlor coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Thriller offensive french chef pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Olive Costumed Coldplay Fan Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Thriller offensive french chef pit

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: chartreuse business firm dragon

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: supple parlor coffee pot

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Fishy persian personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: spruce laughsome station mad-dog skullcap

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: chartreuse business firm dragon

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: supple parlor coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: spruce laughsome station mad-dog skullcap

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: chartreuse business firm dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Overrated Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: judgmental stock car foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: odious honey-headed mother lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: comical state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed startling place of business

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: supple parlor coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Silver narrow-minded theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: 180 friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: comical state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: supple parlor coffee pot

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Glittery gaping

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Avocado harsh sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Olive Costumed Coldplay Fan Jap

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed startling place of business

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Racy flickering roast beef people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: chartreuse business firm dragon

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: buck-toothed vibrant pozpig hell

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Zippy wagecucks shrine

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed startling place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Hyperventilating nursing home selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Startled buff death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Racy flickering roast beef people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: dull flirting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Fishy persian personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Black Aromatic Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Floppy Alpha Space

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: 180 friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Godawful slate twinkling uncleanness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Mint Vivacious Lodge Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: chartreuse business firm dragon

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: shimmering twisted house

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: hideous sweet tailpipe

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Sexy digit ratio

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: wild pocket flask center

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Spectacular Mustard Nowag Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Flatulent Parlour Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: sienna telephone pisswyrm

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Cream crackhouse windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Mischievous appetizing rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: vigorous haunting nibblets plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: exhilarant apoplectic trailer park doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Gay Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Gay Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Gay Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: bull headed passionate tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: odious honey-headed mother lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Thriller offensive french chef pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Olive Costumed Coldplay Fan Jap

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: khaki azn spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Zippy wagecucks shrine

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: translucent keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser cruise ship sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Abnormal Titillating Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: insanely creepy shitlib gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Cocky hall roommate

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: obsidian submissive brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: chocolate cuckold

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: supple parlor coffee pot

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: fighting home

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: supple parlor coffee pot

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: blue marvelous feces patrolman

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Zippy wagecucks shrine

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: supple parlor coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Olive Costumed Coldplay Fan Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz seedy water buffalo

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Lavender address sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: chartreuse business firm dragon

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Mewling sandwich wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Charismatic embarrassed to the bone ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: vigorous haunting nibblets plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Thriller offensive french chef pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: chartreuse business firm dragon

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: talented yellow half-breed box office

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: chartreuse business firm dragon

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Halford School

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: shimmering twisted house

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Floppy Alpha Space

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Bistre Nudist Milk Quadroon

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: galvanic hunting ground national security agency

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: translucent keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: galvanic hunting ground national security agency

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: galvanic hunting ground national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: tan toilet seat corn cake

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: drab naked internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Thriller offensive french chef pit

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Olive Costumed Coldplay Fan Jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: galvanic hunting ground national security agency

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: unhinged multi-billionaire pistol

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Olive Costumed Coldplay Fan Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: galvanic hunting ground national security agency

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: dashing indian lodge

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Fishy persian personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: judgmental stock car foreskin

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Elite pearl generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Thirsty jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: tan toilet seat corn cake

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: chartreuse business firm dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling tanning salon idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: comical state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Flatulent Parlour Dog Poop

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Lavender address sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Sexy digit ratio

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Emerald native background story

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: supple parlor coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: comical state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Sinister church

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: supple parlor coffee pot

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Fishy persian personal credit line

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Spectacular Mustard Nowag Meetinghouse

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Multi-colored Philosopher-king Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: smoky lettuce immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Floppy Alpha Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Lavender address sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Flatulent Parlour Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Adventurous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: odious honey-headed mother lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Twinkling exciting university tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: sienna telephone pisswyrm

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: vigorous haunting nibblets plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: electric macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Gay Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Know-it-all party of the first part school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Abnormal Titillating Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: odious honey-headed mother lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Olive Costumed Coldplay Fan Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Thriller offensive french chef pit

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Olive Costumed Coldplay Fan Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Filthy Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Lavender address sneaky criminal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: hideous sweet tailpipe

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Flatulent Parlour Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: vigorous haunting nibblets plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: iridescent set volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Lavender address sneaky criminal

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Lavender address sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Zippy wagecucks shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: cyan forum genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Thriller offensive french chef pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Olive Costumed Coldplay Fan Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Spectacular Mustard Nowag Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz seedy water buffalo

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Bespoke curious headpube national

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Spectacular Mustard Nowag Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Lavender address sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Flatulent Parlour Dog Poop

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: supple parlor coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: copper aphrodisiac hissy fit

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: supple parlor coffee pot

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: obsidian submissive brethren

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Olive Costumed Coldplay Fan Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Fishy persian personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: crawly church building idea he suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Charismatic embarrassed to the bone ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Fishy persian personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Lavender address sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Spectacular Mustard Nowag Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Soggy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Bateful hospital

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Lavender address sneaky criminal

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Zippy wagecucks shrine

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: supple parlor coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Lavender address sneaky criminal

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

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