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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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mauve parlour
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still funny.
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Submissive hissy fit
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Still 180
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Submissive hissy fit
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Crimson up-to-no-good tattoo stock car
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
Floppy tanning salon
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
Submissive hissy fit
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Floppy tanning salon
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: cracking meetinghouse sex offender

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#26386867)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Filthy curious abode



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Crimson up-to-no-good tattoo stock car



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: wine stirring home brethren



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Field Milk

180

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Boyish Toilet Seat



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Ivory address sound barrier



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: swollen wonderful den

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30814757)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Crimson up-to-no-good tattoo stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30957229)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Iridescent mentally impaired business firm

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Floppy tanning salon

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#32956442)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Supple liquid oxygen telephone

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: swollen wonderful den



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Crimson up-to-no-good tattoo stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30957227)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: Citrine Pungent Candlestick Maker



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: contagious insanely creepy lay fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#31271113)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: mauve parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#32123005)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: mauve parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#32955923)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Low-t Giraffe

still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#32956038)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: cream piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#32956444)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: effete tantric dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232299)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Titillating Red Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232302)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: charcoal painfully honest mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232446)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Submissive hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232456)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Know-it-all mind-boggling temple gay wizard

Still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232674)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Submissive hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669273)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Field Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669191)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Crimson up-to-no-good tattoo stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669194)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: Floppy tanning salon

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Submissive hissy fit

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Floppy tanning salon

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669532)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Submissive hissy fit

?pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669554)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Lemon irate mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669580)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: lavender glittery step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#42099217)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: Walnut selfie

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#42099373)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Obsidian genital piercing hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#42099399)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: mauve parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#45085318)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,..,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#49168449)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: autoadmit poaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#49168452)