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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
grizzly bawdyhouse
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
vivacious tantric hominid
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
Blue Deep Headpube
  09/18/14
fair
Coiffed Kitty
  09/18/14
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yellow organic girlfriend station
  08/18/15
Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
dashing rehab old irish cottage
  02/26/16
No man
Abusive lodge
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
aquamarine deer antler
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
Hilarious principal's office queen of the night
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
Gay titillating ladyboy range
  02/26/16
fuk u
effete school cafeteria sandwich
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Blue Deep Headpube
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lime slap-happy incel
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razzmatazz space french chef
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brilliant impertinent senate
  02/26/16
Lol fags
learning disabled slippery lay haunted graveyard
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brilliant impertinent senate
  03/08/16
This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
Drunken disgusting native
  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
Kink-friendly piazza therapy
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
Cracking garrison
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
Sadistic gay wizard parlor
  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
Kink-friendly piazza therapy
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
Sadistic gay wizard parlor
  03/08/16
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brilliant impertinent senate
  09/28/21
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brilliant impertinent senate
  02/15/22
Lul
Vigorous sneaky criminal alpha
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seedy sepia idiot spot
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grizzly bawdyhouse
  05/06/22
I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
Orchid home
  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
Crusty buff public bath potus
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
Orchid home
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
Crusty buff public bath potus
  05/06/22
pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
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brilliant impertinent senate
  10/11/23
GOAT
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: grizzly bawdyhouse

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#26351081)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: vivacious tantric hominid

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#26351095)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Blue Deep Headpube

the board was so fucking faggy back then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#26351128)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Coiffed Kitty

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: yellow organic girlfriend station



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: dashing rehab old irish cottage

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Abusive lodge

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: aquamarine deer antler

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#29925372)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: Hilarious principal's office queen of the night

damn, it really was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#29925374)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: Gay titillating ladyboy range

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#29925403)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: effete school cafeteria sandwich

fuk u

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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Blue Deep Headpube



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: dashing rehab old irish cottage



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: lime slap-happy incel



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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: razzmatazz space french chef



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: brilliant impertinent senate



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: learning disabled slippery lay haunted graveyard

Lol fags

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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: brilliant impertinent senate



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: Drunken disgusting native

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: Kink-friendly piazza therapy

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Cracking garrison

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30008976)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: Sadistic gay wizard parlor

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Kink-friendly piazza therapy

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Sadistic gay wizard parlor

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: brilliant impertinent senate



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: brilliant impertinent senate



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Vigorous sneaky criminal alpha

Lul

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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: seedy sepia idiot spot



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: grizzly bawdyhouse



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: Orchid home

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Crusty buff public bath potus

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: Orchid home

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#44465002)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Crusty buff public bath potus

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: Insane theater gaming laptop

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#44464991)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Crusty buff public bath potus



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Orchid home



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: brilliant impertinent senate



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Zippy Big Selfie Address

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: brilliant impertinent senate



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: lfo



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