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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
duck-like plaza
  07/10/13
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Curious trust fund
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Canary trump supporter
  10/14/13
Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
adulterous sticky locus cuckold
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
Mind-boggling dull hominid
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
adulterous sticky locus cuckold
  10/24/14
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adulterous sticky locus cuckold
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
adulterous sticky locus cuckold
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
Irradiated ticket booth hairy legs
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
adulterous sticky locus cuckold
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
Irradiated ticket booth hairy legs
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
adulterous sticky locus cuckold
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
Irradiated ticket booth hairy legs
  10/25/14
yea, yep
Mind-boggling dull hominid
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
exciting hall
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
Irradiated ticket booth hairy legs
  10/25/14
180
topaz adventurous center cuckoldry
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
adulterous sticky locus cuckold
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
Irradiated ticket booth hairy legs
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
adulterous sticky locus cuckold
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
topaz adventurous center cuckoldry
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
Razzle-dazzle Glassy Therapy Spot
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
Irradiated ticket booth hairy legs
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs ...
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LOL
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  11/11/19
He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a...
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MOVER AND SHAKER
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  02/19/20
Still love this thread
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  03/28/19
OUCH
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: duck-like plaza

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Curious trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: Cobalt glittery feces toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: Canary trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: adulterous sticky locus cuckold

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling dull hominid

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: adulterous sticky locus cuckold

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: adulterous sticky locus cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: adulterous sticky locus cuckold

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Irradiated ticket booth hairy legs

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: adulterous sticky locus cuckold

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Irradiated ticket booth hairy legs

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: adulterous sticky locus cuckold

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Irradiated ticket booth hairy legs

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling dull hominid

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: exciting hall

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Irradiated ticket booth hairy legs

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: topaz adventurous center cuckoldry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: adulterous sticky locus cuckold

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Irradiated ticket booth hairy legs

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: adulterous sticky locus cuckold

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: topaz adventurous center cuckoldry

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Glassy Therapy Spot

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Irradiated ticket booth hairy legs

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Copper supple business firm

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: adulterous sticky locus cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: adulterous sticky locus cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: poppy boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz umber persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Cerebral zombie-like filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Vigorous claret theater azn

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Cerebral zombie-like filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz umber persian

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: shaky parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Onyx school cafeteria ratface

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Mischievous Peach Sanctuary Death Wish

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: crystalline striped hyena crackhouse

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: adulterous sticky locus cuckold

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: scarlet bateful state pozpig

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: contagious saffron menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: magenta tattoo karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: adulterous sticky locus cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: crystalline striped hyena crackhouse

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: slap-happy soul-stirring library ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: adulterous sticky locus cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: carmine potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: contagious saffron menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#49313869)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#49331937)