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jet theater stage karate
  09/18/24
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cracking peach orchestra pit
  09/18/24
"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
cracking peach orchestra pit
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jet theater stage karate
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
stimulating sex offender telephone
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Dull histrionic jap mother
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chrome double fault
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Pungent Stage
  09/18/24
“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
jet theater stage karate
  09/18/24
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Ultramarine gas station
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
Sooty Floppy Heaven
  09/18/24
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Harsh corner
  09/19/24
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Motley State
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
marvelous senate
  09/18/24
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Wine stubborn brunch
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
Angry Office Clown
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marvelous senate
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
Topaz station
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
sable forum legal warrant
  09/18/24
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Motley State
  09/18/24
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Multi-colored hall hunting ground
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
bateful area
  09/18/24
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jet theater stage karate
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
Topaz station
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
jet theater stage karate
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
Topaz station
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
jet theater stage karate
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
Topaz station
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
Topaz station
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Yapping Salmon Ceo
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
Topaz station
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
Yapping Salmon Ceo
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
Topaz station
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Yapping Salmon Ceo
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
jet theater stage karate
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
Carnelian Faggot Firefighter Den
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
concupiscible greedy volcanic crater weed whacker
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
Topaz station
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
jet theater stage karate
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
Topaz station
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
Topaz station
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
bateful area
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
Topaz station
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
bateful area
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
Topaz station
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
jet theater stage karate
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
bateful area
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
jet theater stage karate
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
Topaz station
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
jet theater stage karate
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
Topaz station
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: jet theater stage karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103439)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: cracking peach orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: cracking peach orchestra pit

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: jet theater stage karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: stimulating sex offender telephone

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Dull histrionic jap mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: chrome double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Pungent Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103859)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: jet theater stage karate

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Ultramarine gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Sooty Floppy Heaven

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: Harsh corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Motley State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: marvelous senate

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Wine stubborn brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Angry Office Clown

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: marvelous senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Topaz station

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: sable forum legal warrant

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Motley State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored hall hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: bateful area

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: jet theater stage karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Topaz station

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: jet theater stage karate

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Topaz station

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: jet theater stage karate

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Topaz station

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: Topaz station

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Yapping Salmon Ceo

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Topaz station

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Yapping Salmon Ceo

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Topaz station

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Yapping Salmon Ceo

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: jet theater stage karate

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Carnelian Faggot Firefighter Den

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: concupiscible greedy volcanic crater weed whacker

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Topaz station

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: jet theater stage karate

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Topaz station

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Topaz station

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: bateful area

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Topaz station

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: bateful area

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Topaz station

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: jet theater stage karate

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: bateful area

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: jet theater stage karate

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Topaz station

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: jet theater stage karate

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Topaz station

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: bateful area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Reputation#49340186)