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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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deep range police squad
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Hyperactive Windowlicker Crackhouse
  08/28/25
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deep range police squad
  08/28/25
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coral box office
  08/28/25
that's it?
pearly very tactful therapy native
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
deep range police squad
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Comical hideous tank
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
pearly very tactful therapy native
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Turquoise soul-stirring community account
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Laughsome Shimmering Trump Supporter
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Turquoise soul-stirring community account
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Laughsome Shimmering Trump Supporter
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Turquoise soul-stirring community account
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
lfo
  09/12/25
Haha wow
grizzly bateful theater stage queen of the night
  08/28/25
Happy?
wonderful halford depressive
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
grizzly bateful theater stage queen of the night
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Turquoise soul-stirring community account
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
coral box office
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Turquoise soul-stirring community account
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
coral box office
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
180 elite alpha
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Bonkers market pervert
  08/28/25
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trip magenta locale useless brakes
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Startled Cuck
  08/29/25
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passionate disrespectful cruise ship
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Cyan Aromatic Casino
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Electric filthpig
  08/29/25
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trip magenta locale useless brakes
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Violent stage private investor
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Electric filthpig
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Laughsome Shimmering Trump Supporter
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Ultramarine gaped really tough guy
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Turquoise soul-stirring community account
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
grizzly bateful theater stage queen of the night
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Cyan Aromatic Casino
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Turquoise soul-stirring community account
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Hyperventilating aphrodisiac church generalized bond
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Vivacious internet-worthy gunner shitlib
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
grizzly bateful theater stage queen of the night
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
coral box office
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Turquoise soul-stirring community account
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Electric filthpig
  09/01/25
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Turquoise soul-stirring community account
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Electric filthpig
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Turquoise soul-stirring community account
  09/01/25
Lolololol
wonderful halford depressive
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
grizzly bateful theater stage queen of the night
  09/01/25
?
lfo
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Odious indecent lay
  09/01/25
Fuck you
grizzly bateful theater stage queen of the night
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
lfo
  09/12/25
Yes
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
lfo
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
lfo
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
richard clock
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: deep range police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Hyperactive Windowlicker Crackhouse

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: deep range police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: coral box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: pearly very tactful therapy native

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: deep range police squad

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Comical hideous tank

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: pearly very tactful therapy native

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Turquoise soul-stirring community account

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Laughsome Shimmering Trump Supporter

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Turquoise soul-stirring community account

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Laughsome Shimmering Trump Supporter

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Turquoise soul-stirring community account

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259308)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: grizzly bateful theater stage queen of the night

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: wonderful halford depressive

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: grizzly bateful theater stage queen of the night

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Turquoise soul-stirring community account

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: coral box office

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Turquoise soul-stirring community account

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: coral box office

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: 180 elite alpha

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Bonkers market pervert

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: trip magenta locale useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Startled Cuck

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: passionate disrespectful cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Cyan Aromatic Casino

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Electric filthpig

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: trip magenta locale useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Violent stage private investor

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Electric filthpig

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Laughsome Shimmering Trump Supporter

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Ultramarine gaped really tough guy

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Turquoise soul-stirring community account

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: grizzly bateful theater stage queen of the night

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Cyan Aromatic Casino

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Turquoise soul-stirring community account

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Hyperventilating aphrodisiac church generalized bond

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Vivacious internet-worthy gunner shitlib

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: grizzly bateful theater stage queen of the night

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: coral box office

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Turquoise soul-stirring community account

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Electric filthpig

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Turquoise soul-stirring community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Electric filthpig

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Turquoise soul-stirring community account

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: wonderful halford depressive

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: grizzly bateful theater stage queen of the night

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Odious indecent lay

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: grizzly bateful theater stage queen of the night

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Candy Ride

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: lfo

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Candy Ride

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: lfo

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: lfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: richard clock

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259839)