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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| Bipolar Heaven Fanboi | 01/03/23 |
| internet-worthy anal base dragon | 01/03/23 |
| Bipolar Heaven Fanboi | 01/03/23 |
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| Bipolar Heaven Fanboi | 01/04/23 |
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| Snowy Son Of Senegal Jap | 01/04/23 |
| internet-worthy anal base dragon | 01/04/23 |
| Snowy Son Of Senegal Jap | 01/04/23 |
| internet-worthy anal base dragon | 01/04/23 |
| Snowy Son Of Senegal Jap | 01/04/23 |
| internet-worthy anal base dragon | 01/04/23 |
| self-centered vigorous mediation | 04/19/23 |
| internet-worthy anal base dragon | 04/19/23 |
| vibrant rusted office | 04/23/24 |
| boyish theater knife | 04/23/24 |
| ruddy embarrassed to the bone degenerate hall | 04/30/24 |
| Insane cream area gaping | 04/30/24 |
| Provocative Unholy Becky Location | 04/30/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 | 08/26/25 |
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| canary philosopher-king | 04/23/24 |
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| Exhilarant Chest-beating Resort | 01/04/23 |
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| flesh tanning salon macaca | 02/07/24 |
| spruce national security agency | 02/07/24 |
| flesh tanning salon macaca | 04/23/24 |
| ocher apoplectic preventive strike | 04/23/24 |
| flesh tanning salon macaca | 04/23/24 |
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| costumed concupiscible potus athletic conference | 04/23/24 |
| Yapping messiness church | 04/23/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| 180 Red Temple Sandwich | 04/23/24 |
| 180 Red Temple Sandwich | 04/30/24 |
| ruddy embarrassed to the bone degenerate hall | 04/30/24 |
| costumed concupiscible potus athletic conference | 04/30/24 |
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| Yapping messiness church | 04/30/24 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Bipolar Heaven Fanboi One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: internet-worthy anal base dragon https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Bipolar Heaven Fanboi Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: Fear-inspiring home 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Bipolar Heaven Fanboi Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: boyish theater knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: ruddy embarrassed to the bone degenerate hall alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: Snowy Son Of Senegal Jap anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: internet-worthy anal base dragon everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: Snowy Son Of Senegal Jap so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: internet-worthy anal base dragon (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: Snowy Son Of Senegal Jap It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: internet-worthy anal base dragon more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: self-centered vigorous mediation 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: internet-worthy anal base dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: vibrant rusted office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: boyish theater knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: ruddy embarrassed to the bone degenerate hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: Insane cream area gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: Provocative Unholy Becky Location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: flesh tanning salon macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: spruce national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: internet-worthy anal base dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: internet-worthy anal base dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: emerald beta public bath nibblets https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: cracking peach corn cake orchestra pit SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Yapping messiness church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: canary philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: judgmental native newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: Exhilarant Chest-beating Resort The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: Plum Multi-colored Feces Digit Ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: flesh tanning salon macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: flesh tanning salon macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: flesh tanning salon macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: flesh tanning salon macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: flesh tanning salon macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: copper motley roast beef turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: flesh tanning salon macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: spruce national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: flesh tanning salon macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: ocher apoplectic preventive strike Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: flesh tanning salon macaca QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Stimulating Federal Rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: costumed concupiscible potus athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: Yapping messiness church (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: 180 Red Temple Sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: 180 Red Temple Sandwich The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: ruddy embarrassed to the bone degenerate hall it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: costumed concupiscible potus athletic conference when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: ruddy embarrassed to the bone degenerate hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: Yapping messiness church (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#49213065) |