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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Fragrant Whorehouse
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Tan Trip Pozpig
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
out-of-control cerebral yarmulke
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Dark voyeur
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Fragrant Whorehouse
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Dark voyeur
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Dark voyeur
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Dark voyeur
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Fragrant Whorehouse
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Dark voyeur
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
turquoise fighting idea he suggested address
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
turquoise fighting idea he suggested address
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Marvelous ocher hairy legs azn
  04/08/25
that's rude
Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  04/08/25
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Fragrant Whorehouse
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
talented parlour nibblets
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Dark voyeur
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
brass background story lodge
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  04/08/25
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Fragrant Whorehouse
  04/08/25
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Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Fragrant Whorehouse
  04/09/25
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Fragrant Whorehouse
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
mentally impaired garrison dysfunction
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
greedy apoplectic stain fortuitous meteor
  04/09/25
Ty
Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  04/09/25
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Mind-boggling green rigpig
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
clear doctorate
  04/09/25
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Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
provocative nudist area
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Jet multi-billionaire gunner
  05/02/25
...
Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  05/12/25
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Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
greedy apoplectic stain fortuitous meteor
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
turquoise fighting idea he suggested address
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
turquoise fighting idea he suggested address
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
violet flatulent national antidepressant drug
  06/03/25
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Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  06/26/25
OP?
Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  06/27/25
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Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line
  07/09/25
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chandler (retired)
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Fragrant Whorehouse

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Tan Trip Pozpig

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: out-of-control cerebral yarmulke

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Dark voyeur

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Fragrant Whorehouse

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Dark voyeur

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Dark voyeur

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Dark voyeur

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Fragrant Whorehouse

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Dark voyeur

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: turquoise fighting idea he suggested address

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: turquoise fighting idea he suggested address

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Marvelous ocher hairy legs azn

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Fragrant Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: talented parlour nibblets

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Dark voyeur

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: brass background story lodge

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Fragrant Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Fragrant Whorehouse

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Fragrant Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: mentally impaired garrison dysfunction

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: greedy apoplectic stain fortuitous meteor

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling green rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: clear doctorate

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: provocative nudist area

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Jet multi-billionaire gunner

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: greedy apoplectic stain fortuitous meteor

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: turquoise fighting idea he suggested address

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: turquoise fighting idea he suggested address

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: violet flatulent national antidepressant drug

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring awkward generalized bond personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49145215)