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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
titillating range doctorate
  07/19/24
I live like this now
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Anal candlestick maker
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*in the next week
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libs maf!
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smoky histrionic point pistol
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NM is back
Stirring house
  07/19/24
God I hope so
Umber Station
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His love is with us always, brother.
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He poasted yesterday iirc
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mrx sunburst
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Pics?
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Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: titillating range doctorate

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: Adventurous mentally impaired double fault

I live like this now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866513)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Sticky drab wrinkle persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866534)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: red drunken crackhouse hominid

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867315)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: iridescent stage roast beef



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Stimulating Library Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867863)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#49221692)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Nighttime Multi-colored Coffee Pot Police Squad

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: comical immigrant parlour

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Anal candlestick maker



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: titillating range doctorate

*in the next week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47874025)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Umber Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866695)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Green Headpube

libs maf!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867901)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: Blue learning disabled cuckoldry home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868517)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: beta spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47869891)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: Angry marvelous rigor

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Anal candlestick maker

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Out-of-control light faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866530)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Green Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: concupiscible wagecucks circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866545)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: comical immigrant parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866550)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: smoky histrionic point pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866552)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Stirring house

NM is back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866565)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Umber Station

God I hope so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866698)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: titillating range doctorate

His love is with us always, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866750)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Anal candlestick maker

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Violent claret travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866568)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: titillating range doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866578)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Buff frozen locus degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866610)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: floppy magenta party of the first part french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866804)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Big Hospital Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866811)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: awkward black international law enforcement agency theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867859)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: racy tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867895)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Bearded lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867900)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: cruel-hearted multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868419)



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Anal candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#48622733)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Solomon Pacifico, Attorney-at-Law



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#49221678)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#49221683)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Green Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866533)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: concupiscible wagecucks circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866546)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: concupiscible wagecucks circlehead

mrx sunburst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866553)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Stirring house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866557)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: exhilarant address

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Stirring house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866555)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Exciting affirmative action hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866706)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Big Hospital Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866810)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: Big Hospital Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867174)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Arousing Frum Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867320)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Electric property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867741)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: shivering box office ape

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Anal candlestick maker

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: Disrespectful dashing nursing home toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867880)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: exhilarant address

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: Out-of-control light faggot firefighter

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: titillating range doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47869852)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Anal candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47871075)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: titillating range doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47874024)