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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
Slap-happy Location Factory Reset Button
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I live like this now
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Juan Eighty
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loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it w...
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This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Pr...
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*in the next week
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libs maf!
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NM is back
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God I hope so
Electric mewling legend market
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His love is with us always, brother.
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He poasted yesterday iirc
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mrx sunburst
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Pics?
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Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Slap-happy Location Factory Reset Button

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: magical zippy senate

I live like this now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866513)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: shaky buff den coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866534)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Lavender heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867315)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: ocher national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867747)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Fighting laughsome circlehead institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867863)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#49221692)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Flickering chapel

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Azure free-loading orchestra pit laser beams

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: startling brilliant trailer park half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868208)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Slap-happy Location Factory Reset Button

*in the next week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47874025)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Electric mewling legend market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866695)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: lascivious area

libs maf!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867901)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: Apoplectic Lime Prole Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868517)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: splenetic native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47869891)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser ruddy toilet seat

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: startling brilliant trailer park half-breed

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Racy Bright University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866530)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: lascivious area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: flushed aromatic immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866545)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Azure free-loading orchestra pit laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866550)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Motley theater stage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866552)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Hateful kitty cat parlour

NM is back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866565)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Electric mewling legend market

God I hope so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866698)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Slap-happy Location Factory Reset Button

His love is with us always, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866750)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: startling brilliant trailer park half-breed

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: green internet-worthy public bath sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866568)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Slap-happy Location Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866578)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: lemon charismatic box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866610)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Overrated stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866804)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: chartreuse mildly autistic black woman messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866811)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Tan ungodly office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867859)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: Ruby milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867895)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Obsidian Harsh Wagecucks Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867900)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Olive field nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868419)



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: startling brilliant trailer park half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#48622733)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: political and religious prisoner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#49221678)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#49221683)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: lascivious area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866533)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: flushed aromatic immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866546)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: flushed aromatic immigrant

mrx sunburst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866553)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Hateful kitty cat parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866557)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: cowardly jade locale

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Hateful kitty cat parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866555)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: mauve dead shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866706)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: chartreuse mildly autistic black woman messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866810)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: chartreuse mildly autistic black woman messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867174)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: aqua heady selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867320)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Sexy macaca round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867741)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Avocado talking corner jewess

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: startling brilliant trailer park half-breed

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: cyan legal warrant theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867880)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: cowardly jade locale

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: Racy Bright University

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Slap-happy Location Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47869852)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: startling brilliant trailer park half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47871075)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Slap-happy Location Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47874024)