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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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boyish brilliant wrinkle
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Adventurous national patrolman
  06/27/25
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Soul-stirring wine regret
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Walnut area
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
boyish brilliant wrinkle
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Walnut area
  06/27/25
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razzmatazz weed whacker
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
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arousing location
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
cheese-eating casino
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Hot fluffy reading party
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
cheese-eating casino
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Walnut area
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
cheese-eating casino
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azure harsh masturbator
  06/27/25
It's both
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lake menage personal credit line
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Scarlet Floppy Friendly Grandma Stage
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
transparent cerebral doctorate piazza
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Adventurous national patrolman
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
alcoholic curious resort coffee pot
  06/27/25
lmfao
Hot fluffy reading party
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Maize spot death wish
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
lake menage personal credit line
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Maize spot death wish
  06/27/25
lmao
razzmatazz weed whacker
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Walnut area
  06/27/25
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Peach vibrant mediation
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
razzmatazz weed whacker
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Insane becky
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
razzmatazz weed whacker
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
cheese-eating casino
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Insane becky
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
cheese-eating casino
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
lake menage personal credit line
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Maize spot death wish
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
razzmatazz weed whacker
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
lake menage personal credit line
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Impressive French Theater
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Razzle Market
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
boyish brilliant wrinkle
  06/27/25
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boyish brilliant wrinkle
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Scarlet Floppy Friendly Grandma Stage
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
titillating talking temple turdskin
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Impertinent School Ape
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Ruby Step-uncle's House
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
exhilarant trump supporter
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
titillating talking temple turdskin
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Mischievous Travel Guidebook Brunch
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
transparent cerebral doctorate piazza
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
razzmatazz weed whacker
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
exhilarant trump supporter
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
titillating talking temple turdskin
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: boyish brilliant wrinkle



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Adventurous national patrolman

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring wine regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Walnut area

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: boyish brilliant wrinkle

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Walnut area

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: motley senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: cheese-eating casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: lake menage personal credit line



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Milky newt toilet seat

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: arousing location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: cheese-eating casino

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Hot fluffy reading party

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: cheese-eating casino

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Walnut area

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: cheese-eating casino

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: azure harsh masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: orchid electric library

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: lake menage personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Scarlet Floppy Friendly Grandma Stage

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: transparent cerebral doctorate piazza

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Adventurous national patrolman

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: alcoholic curious resort coffee pot

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Hot fluffy reading party

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Maize spot death wish

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: lake menage personal credit line

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Maize spot death wish

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: razzmatazz weed whacker

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Walnut area

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Peach vibrant mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz weed whacker

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Insane becky

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz weed whacker

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: cheese-eating casino

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Insane becky

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: cheese-eating casino

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: lake menage personal credit line

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Maize spot death wish

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz weed whacker

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: lake menage personal credit line

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Impressive French Theater

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Razzle Market

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: boyish brilliant wrinkle

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: boyish brilliant wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Scarlet Floppy Friendly Grandma Stage

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: titillating talking temple turdskin

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Impertinent School Ape

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Ruby Step-uncle's House

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: exhilarant trump supporter

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: titillating talking temple turdskin

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Mischievous Travel Guidebook Brunch

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: transparent cerebral doctorate piazza

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz weed whacker

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: exhilarant trump supporter

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: titillating talking temple turdskin

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055482)