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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
Amber aphrodisiac quadroon
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
federal boyish candlestick maker
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
Amber aphrodisiac quadroon
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
milky area
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
Amber aphrodisiac quadroon
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Provocative Claret Dragon Tattoo
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
milky area
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
filthy house karate
  09/22/23
...
Amber aphrodisiac quadroon
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
milky area
  09/22/23
...
Razzle-dazzle lilac hairy legs
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
cerebral adulterous generalized bond
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
Khaki demanding locale
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
sick puppy university
  09/22/23
Yes
Amber aphrodisiac quadroon
  09/22/23
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Stimulating turquoise place of business goyim
  09/22/23
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Sexy Theater Stage Private Investor
  09/22/23
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contagious shivering filthpig heaven
  09/22/23
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Razzle-dazzle lilac hairy legs
  09/23/23
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contagious shivering filthpig heaven
  09/27/23
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Crimson crackhouse ratface
  10/01/23
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Brass self-absorbed keepsake machete hominid
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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Amber aphrodisiac quadroon
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
Adventurous Pervert
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
Amber aphrodisiac quadroon
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
contagious shivering filthpig heaven
  09/22/23
...
translucent insanely creepy resort round eye
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
obsidian casino turdskin
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Lavender overrated indian lodge
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
Amber aphrodisiac quadroon
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
big-titted irradiated dingle berry
  09/22/23
...
Amber aphrodisiac quadroon
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Citrine Underhanded Set Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Provocative Claret Dragon Tattoo
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
Amber aphrodisiac quadroon
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Citrine Underhanded Set Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
Amber aphrodisiac quadroon
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
big-titted irradiated dingle berry
  09/27/23
...
Amber aphrodisiac quadroon
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
pontificating shrine
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
Amber aphrodisiac quadroon
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
pontificating shrine
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
Amber aphrodisiac quadroon
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
pontificating shrine
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Odious aqua organic girlfriend stage
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
passionate lake forum boiling water
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
mischievous laughsome brethren
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
passionate lake forum boiling water
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
Amber aphrodisiac quadroon
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
walnut orchestra pit
  09/27/23
Ungh
Violet excitant sanctuary
  10/01/23
...
walnut orchestra pit
  10/02/23
...
Amber aphrodisiac quadroon
  10/01/23
Yes
out-of-control rusted pit
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
charismatic native athletic conference
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: Amber aphrodisiac quadroon

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: federal boyish candlestick maker

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Amber aphrodisiac quadroon

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: milky area

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: Amber aphrodisiac quadroon

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Provocative Claret Dragon Tattoo

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: milky area

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: filthy house karate

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: Amber aphrodisiac quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: milky area

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lilac hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: cerebral adulterous generalized bond

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Khaki demanding locale

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: sick puppy university

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Amber aphrodisiac quadroon

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: Stimulating turquoise place of business goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Sexy Theater Stage Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: contagious shivering filthpig heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lilac hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: contagious shivering filthpig heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Crimson crackhouse ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Brass self-absorbed keepsake machete hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Amber aphrodisiac quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: Adventurous Pervert

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Amber aphrodisiac quadroon

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: contagious shivering filthpig heaven

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: translucent insanely creepy resort round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: obsidian casino turdskin

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Lavender overrated indian lodge

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Amber aphrodisiac quadroon

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: big-titted irradiated dingle berry

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Amber aphrodisiac quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Citrine Underhanded Set Scourge Upon The Earth

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Provocative Claret Dragon Tattoo

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Amber aphrodisiac quadroon

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Citrine Underhanded Set Scourge Upon The Earth

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Amber aphrodisiac quadroon

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: big-titted irradiated dingle berry

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: Amber aphrodisiac quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: pontificating shrine

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Amber aphrodisiac quadroon

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: pontificating shrine

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: Amber aphrodisiac quadroon

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: pontificating shrine

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Odious aqua organic girlfriend stage

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: passionate lake forum boiling water

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: mischievous laughsome brethren

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: passionate lake forum boiling water

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Amber aphrodisiac quadroon

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: walnut orchestra pit

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Violet excitant sanctuary

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: walnut orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: Amber aphrodisiac quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: out-of-control rusted pit

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: charismatic native athletic conference

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2Reputation#49894111)