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So Protestants just never go to confession? As long as they’re “sorry”?

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Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan
  07/10/25
They don't have priests. Everyone in the church is laity, so...
Maniacal Lodge Fat Ankles
  07/10/25
Seems a little too easy tbh. Having to confess is a good rit...
Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan
  07/10/25
It's not a ritual. It's direct succession back to the Lord C...
Maniacal Lodge Fat Ankles
  07/10/25
I understand it is a sacrament.
Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan
  07/10/25
? jews confess once a year
Fishy fortuitous meteor
  07/10/25
Hopefully they start with confessing their sin of rejecting ...
Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan
  07/10/25
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Maniacal Lodge Fat Ankles
  07/10/25
Did you confess that you’re a kike yet or still workin...
Dark scourge upon the earth school
  07/10/25
You don’t have to confess that after you’ve been...
Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan
  07/10/25
Enjoy hell, kike
Dark scourge upon the earth school
  07/10/25
it's also a powerful means of social control that the priest...
Contagious macaca locus
  07/11/25
sacerdotalism has been a mixed blessing
Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan
  07/11/25
their "confession" takes place during invitation t...
cerise vibrant gay wizard
  07/11/25
true, but they also get points for not masterminding a decad...
passionate elite locale
  07/10/25
The rate of molestation in the Catholic Church, while scanda...
Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan
  07/10/25
sure, man. the group with all the latinos has the lowest rat...
passionate elite locale
  07/10/25
“Yes Protestants molest kids at a higher rate but the ...
Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan
  07/10/25
i dispute that claim as well, fwiw. i would be interested in...
passionate elite locale
  07/10/25
It’s in a book I have at home I’ll look it up an...
Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan
  07/10/25
ty. regardless, i continue to maintain there’s a mark...
passionate elite locale
  07/10/25
it might be possible with some statistics wizardry if you on...
Federal sienna pocket flask
  07/11/25
absurd!
Hilarious Pearly Windowlicker Toilet Seat
  07/11/25
My theory is that with the direction society has been going ...
Sepia Pit
  07/11/25
....so the fags ran amok. who just joined?"
dun chapel
  07/11/25
Extremely jewish thread
Dark scourge upon the earth school
  07/10/25
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Federal sienna pocket flask
  07/10/25
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duck-like marvelous meetinghouse
  07/10/25
Protestants confess their sins to God, and generally there i...
Arousing Canary Address Legal Warrant
  07/11/25
For sure man and the grape juice is the blood of christ
Maniacal Lodge Fat Ankles
  07/11/25
Baptists are not traditional Protestants and Protestants alm...
grizzly sex offender
  07/11/25
And Roman Catholics won’t even say confession and reco...
grizzly sex offender
  07/11/25
Catholic teaching is the opposite - Reconciliation/confessio...
Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan
  07/11/25
You are misreading the CCC. 1452
grizzly sex offender
  07/11/25
Total Depravity tp
Lascivious associate
  07/11/25
I’ve no need of the kiddie diddling regional sales dir...
thriller selfie
  07/11/25
Yeah the father didn't even need to send his son. That was j...
Maniacal Lodge Fat Ankles
  07/11/25
Papal bootlicker. The Catholic Church that I can see from th...
thriller selfie
  07/11/25
I'm orthodox
Maniacal Lodge Fat Ankles
  07/11/25
I know nothing about your doctrine, but you Greek churchmos ...
thriller selfie
  07/11/25
Yeah we get along great with prots imo
Maniacal Lodge Fat Ankles
  07/11/25
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ivory deranged marketing idea school cafeteria
  07/11/25
Presbyterians have confession every Sunday and are encourage...
floppy awkward lay sound barrier
  07/11/25
Yeah who needs an intermediate? John 14:6 is also just a met...
Maniacal Lodge Fat Ankles
  07/11/25
Incredible synergy with your moniker itt with all the snarky...
Motley chartreuse chad heaven
  07/11/25
Thanks having a lot of fun
Maniacal Lodge Fat Ankles
  07/11/25
...
grizzly sex offender
  07/11/25
what about communion?
trip twinkling property
  07/11/25
Transubstantiation is a Catholic thing. Even the groups whic...
Motley chartreuse chad heaven
  07/11/25
You left out the vast middle of spiritual presence.
grizzly sex offender
  07/11/25
Protestants will offer communion to Catholics. It is nuts.
startling karate
  07/11/25
why is that nuts? its just a 'remembrance ceremony' in prote...
Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan
  07/11/25
Confessional lutherans believe in the real presence. I think...
Arousing Canary Address Legal Warrant
  07/11/25
protestants launching communion wafers into the crowd like a...
dun chapel
  07/11/25
It seems pretty easy to forgive yourself.
startling karate
  07/11/25
They're called "accountability groups," hth
Well-lubricated Dog Poop Brunch
  07/11/25
the whole thing is fucking based as fuck. you could slaughte...
Gay sandwich
  07/11/25
you must have genuine contrition in your heart, you can't ju...
Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan
  07/11/25
ha yeah that faggot gets into heaven while the atheist who s...
Gay sandwich
  07/11/25
none of the catholics i know do it either
Stirring bespoke house
  07/11/25
extremely fair counter point
Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan
  07/11/25


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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092074)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Maniacal Lodge Fat Ankles

They don't have priests. Everyone in the church is laity, so there is no real means of confession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092078)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan

Seems a little too easy tbh. Having to confess is a good ritual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092084)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Maniacal Lodge Fat Ankles

It's not a ritual. It's direct succession back to the Lord Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092092)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan

I understand it is a sacrament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092098)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Fishy fortuitous meteor

?

jews confess once a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092117)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan

Hopefully they start with confessing their sin of rejecting the New Covenant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092126)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Maniacal Lodge Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092154)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: Dark scourge upon the earth school

Did you confess that you’re a kike yet or still working on it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092133)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan

You don’t have to confess that after you’ve been baptized into the RCC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092153)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Dark scourge upon the earth school

Enjoy hell, kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092155)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Contagious macaca locus

it's also a powerful means of social control that the priests had over the laity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092691)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan

sacerdotalism has been a mixed blessing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092751)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: cerise vibrant gay wizard

their "confession" takes place during invitation to the altar/stage, where they "rededicate" themselves to God (prots making-do without proper sacraments)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092349)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: passionate elite locale

true, but they also get points for not masterminding a decades-long global child rape coverup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092128)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan

The rate of molestation in the Catholic Church, while scandalous, was at a rate less than that of Protestant religions, far less than in judiaism, and less than that in the general population. The RCC has been an easy target and has received 99% of the criticism and press attention for something that is more prevalent in other religions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092150)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: passionate elite locale

sure, man. the group with all the latinos has the lowest rates of child molestation. in any case, what separates the catholic church from the others is the existence of centralized knowledge of and power to correct the abuses, which assets were instead used to a conduct a pederast shell game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092159)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan

“Yes Protestants molest kids at a higher rate but the Catholic Church is centralized!”

If thats convincing to you good luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092164)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: passionate elite locale

i dispute that claim as well, fwiw. i would be interested in seeing it documented though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092170)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan

It’s in a book I have at home I’ll look it up and post it tomorrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092176)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: passionate elite locale

ty.

regardless, i continue to maintain there’s a marked difference between child abusers existing in various proportions (of whatever rank) among religions and those abusers essentially being abetted in their crimes throughout a given organization’s hierarchy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092189)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:01 AM
Author: Federal sienna pocket flask

it might be possible with some statistics wizardry if you only count cruddy evangelical denominations

it'd be absurd to say that lutherans or presbies are molesting more than catholics though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092217)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Hilarious Pearly Windowlicker Toilet Seat

absurd!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092642)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Sepia Pit

My theory is that with the direction society has been going and moving away from religious institutions many normal ish types that a century ago might have entered the priesthood would never entertain that now. Homosexuals were always present in the church structure, but the real men that kept them in check were no longer there (circa Vatican ii but really before that) and so the fags ran amok. At that point it with gays in charge and free access to young boys they did what they do. That said, it's a 2000 year old institution so of course shit gets off the rails from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49093088)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: dun chapel

....so the fags ran amok. who just joined?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49093735)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Dark scourge upon the earth school

Extremely jewish thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092132)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Federal sienna pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092205)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: duck-like marvelous meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092148)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: Arousing Canary Address Legal Warrant

Protestants confess their sins to God, and generally there is an option to confess to a pastor as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092339)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Maniacal Lodge Fat Ankles

For sure man and the grape juice is the blood of christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092496)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: grizzly sex offender

Baptists are not traditional Protestants and Protestants almost exclusively use wine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092598)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: grizzly sex offender

And Roman Catholics won’t even say confession and reconciliation is necessary for salvation (they say that for baptism and communion — the two sacraments recognized by most Protestants).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092596)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan

Catholic teaching is the opposite - Reconciliation/confession/penance is absolutely necessary for the forgiveness of mortal sins, which is necessary for eternal life.

Just look up "Penance and Reconciliation" in the index Catholic Catechism and see the many references to where this is established. There are too many references to count.

https://usccb.cld.bz/Catechism-of-the-Catholic-Church/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092721)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: grizzly sex offender

You are misreading the CCC. 1452

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49095060)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 AM
Author: Lascivious associate

Total Depravity tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092346)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: thriller selfie

I’ve no need of the kiddie diddling regional sales director for Pederasts International Inc. to intermediate between me and god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092511)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Maniacal Lodge Fat Ankles

Yeah the father didn't even need to send his son. That was just a symbolic gesture too really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092524)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: thriller selfie

Papal bootlicker. The Catholic Church that I can see from the far edge of my property and that sits across the street from my Presbyterian church actively participated in the transfer and concealment of child molesters as late as the 2010s. Why would I ever bring my family to such a place, much less support it financially?

But hey, if your family’s spiritual needs are best met by a group of sexually deviant men who forsake, and so cannot understand, family, then you do you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092531)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: Maniacal Lodge Fat Ankles

I'm orthodox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092533)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: thriller selfie

I know nothing about your doctrine, but you Greek churchmos throw a great street fair. Amazing feta stuffed olives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092544)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Maniacal Lodge Fat Ankles

Yeah we get along great with prots imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092548)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: ivory deranged marketing idea school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092597)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: floppy awkward lay sound barrier

Presbyterians have confession every Sunday and are encouraged to confess in prayer consistently. We just don’t need intermediaries like Catholics.

Baptists and charismatic denominations don’t emphasize confession but I imagine they do as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092568)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: Maniacal Lodge Fat Ankles

Yeah who needs an intermediate? John 14:6 is also just a metaphor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092570)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Motley chartreuse chad heaven

Incredible synergy with your moniker itt with all the snarky comebacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092579)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Maniacal Lodge Fat Ankles

Thanks having a lot of fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092584)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: grizzly sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092638)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: trip twinkling property

what about communion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092585)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Motley chartreuse chad heaven

Transubstantiation is a Catholic thing. Even the groups which take the Bible literally (eg Church of Christ) do not take that whole passage to mean they will eat the literal flesh of Christ. For them communion is symbolic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092592)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: grizzly sex offender

You left out the vast middle of spiritual presence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092639)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: startling karate

Protestants will offer communion to Catholics. It is nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092685)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan

why is that nuts? its just a 'remembrance ceremony' in protestantism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092754)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Arousing Canary Address Legal Warrant

Confessional lutherans believe in the real presence. I think Anglicans and Methodists do as well.

Confessional lutherans also have the doctrine of practicing closed communion. In practice I am not sure about how well this is achieved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49093052)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: dun chapel

protestants launching communion wafers into the crowd like a t shirt cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49093740)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: startling karate

It seems pretty easy to forgive yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092682)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Dog Poop Brunch

They're called "accountability groups," hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49092572)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Gay sandwich

the whole thing is fucking based as fuck. you could slaughter 8 billion people and end up in heaven as long as you're sorry? lol ok, this god is a fucking maniac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49094110)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan

you must have genuine contrition in your heart, you can't just go through the motions of confession and claim a clean slate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49094222)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Gay sandwich

ha yeah that faggot gets into heaven while the atheist who saves 8 billion goes to hell? cool cult man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49094883)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Stirring bespoke house

none of the catholics i know do it either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49094206)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Mahogany Coldplay Fan

extremely fair counter point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2Reputation#49094218)