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Wife got me an awesome watch but won't let me open until my birthday.

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and sh...
bearded hell
  11/17/23
Is she retarded?
vengeful yellow cuckoldry
  11/17/23
feels like it
bearded hell
  11/17/23
Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecu...
vengeful yellow cuckoldry
  11/17/23
¿Por qué no los dos?
silver business firm shitlib
  11/17/23
You have to go back.
vengeful yellow cuckoldry
  11/17/23
She's really an annoying poster.
bearded hell
  11/17/23
One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours
silver business firm shitlib
  11/17/23
you're like a mosquito.
bearded hell
  11/17/23
I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob ...
bearded hell
  11/17/23
...
swollen address partner
  11/17/23
...
bearded hell
  11/17/23
OUT the watch
marvelous international law enforcement agency
  11/17/23
https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-...
bearded hell
  11/17/23
Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole
silver business firm shitlib
  11/17/23
...
Gobble Gobble da gook
  11/23/25
Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down. ...
hyperactive theater stage
  11/17/23
ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you s...
bearded hell
  11/17/23
I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit...
hyperactive theater stage
  11/17/23
ty
bearded hell
  11/17/23
cr pick
mischievous mental disorder
  11/17/23
ty
bearded hell
  11/17/23
tcw
motley round eye plaza
  11/17/23
Ty
bearded hell
  11/17/23
Your wife is 180 for doing this
charismatic bat-shit-crazy resort weed whacker
  11/17/23
I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something &...
mischievous mental disorder
  11/17/23
She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000....
bearded hell
  11/17/23
Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what
silver business firm shitlib
  11/17/23
i have 4 children.
bearded hell
  11/17/23
Answer the question, Seth
silver business firm shitlib
  11/17/23
yeah, we're poor.
bearded hell
  11/17/23
Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite n...
silver business firm shitlib
  11/17/23
She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’...
hyperactive theater stage
  11/17/23
i searched her closet and called her a bitch.
bearded hell
  11/17/23
Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - bu...
hyperactive theater stage
  11/17/23
yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.
bearded hell
  11/17/23
Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?
excitant indian lodge cuckold
  11/17/23
it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother...
bearded hell
  11/17/23
It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’...
excitant indian lodge cuckold
  11/17/23
she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to...
bearded hell
  11/17/23
Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe w...
excitant indian lodge cuckold
  11/17/23
It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asi...
silver business firm shitlib
  11/17/23
are you siegfried?
bearded hell
  11/17/23
No clue who that is, so probably not
silver business firm shitlib
  11/17/23
annoying asian fem poster from years ago.
bearded hell
  11/17/23
Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker
silver business firm shitlib
  11/17/23
new poster, first day.
bearded hell
  11/17/23
NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year
Stubborn Office Gaming Laptop
  11/17/23
I smell blood in the water I said something nice and sentim...
silver business firm shitlib
  11/17/23
You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.
hyperactive theater stage
  11/17/23
*pepper sprays u in a cute way*
silver business firm shitlib
  11/17/23
*likes it*
hyperactive theater stage
  11/17/23
*wssshhhh*
silver business firm shitlib
  11/17/23
Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.
hyperactive theater stage
  11/17/23
what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will recei...
Stimulating idiotic foreskin coffee pot
  11/17/23
FizzKidd stfu jfc
House-broken domesticated library telephone
  11/17/23
cr
bearded hell
  11/17/23
Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating ...
silver business firm shitlib
  11/17/23
I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to ...
bearded hell
  11/18/23
...
silver business firm shitlib
  11/18/23
...
turkey
  11/23/25
Take your meds
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  11/23/25


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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: bearded hell

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and she won't even let me open the box and look at it. Is she wrong for doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067295)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:25 PM
Author: vengeful yellow cuckoldry

Is she retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067306)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: bearded hell

feels like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067331)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: vengeful yellow cuckoldry

Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecure / compensating watch bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067410)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: silver business firm shitlib

¿Por qué no los dos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067412)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:14 PM
Author: vengeful yellow cuckoldry

You have to go back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067458)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: bearded hell

She's really an annoying poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067486)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: silver business firm shitlib

One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067491)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: bearded hell

you're like a mosquito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067540)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: bearded hell

I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob be my only one. It's not particularly expensive either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067469)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: swollen address partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067335)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:51 PM
Author: bearded hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067402)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: marvelous international law enforcement agency

OUT the watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067404)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: bearded hell

https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-green-ref-sbej005

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067478)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: silver business firm shitlib

Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067495)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Gobble Gobble da gook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#49454125)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: hyperactive theater stage

Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down.

I’d change the strap asap, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067564)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: bearded hell

ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you suggest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067580)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: hyperactive theater stage

I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit.com/r/SeikoAlpinist/comments/175ui9v/the_new_sbej005_arrived_from_japan_today/?rdt=42203

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067588)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: bearded hell

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067595)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: mischievous mental disorder

cr pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067792)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: bearded hell

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067934)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:24 PM
Author: motley round eye plaza

tcw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47068376)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:50 PM
Author: bearded hell

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47068452)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: charismatic bat-shit-crazy resort weed whacker

Your wife is 180 for doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067414)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:12 PM
Author: mischievous mental disorder

I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something "much prettier than the one you asked for" and you end up with something hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067451)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: bearded hell

She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067474)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:27 PM
Author: silver business firm shitlib

Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067499)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:29 PM
Author: bearded hell

i have 4 children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067517)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:35 PM
Author: silver business firm shitlib

Answer the question, Seth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067539)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: bearded hell

yeah, we're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067543)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: silver business firm shitlib

Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite nicely. At least for the lucky first-born and or favorite son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067548)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: hyperactive theater stage

She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’t know that she received it and is hiding it in her closet or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067549)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: bearded hell

i searched her closet and called her a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067554)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: hyperactive theater stage

Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - buried in boxes, etc.

Very sweet of her to hold it until your birthday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067579)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: bearded hell

yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067598)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: excitant indian lodge cuckold

Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067553)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: bearded hell

it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother me. it's like a friend's annoying kid sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067560)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:41 PM
Author: excitant indian lodge cuckold

It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’t care much for Jews or Ukrainemos or watchmos but there’s not enough poasters here to hold deranged grudges, we gotta be able to interact amicably in other threads not pertaining to the issue at hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067569)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: bearded hell

she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to make a name for herself. it's like when shannon briggs used to follow around and harass wlad klitschko.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067578)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: excitant indian lodge cuckold

Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe when she finishes with you she can move on to the “biggest” fish on the bort - disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067582)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: silver business firm shitlib

It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asian Tyson Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067585)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: bearded hell

are you siegfried?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067679)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: silver business firm shitlib

No clue who that is, so probably not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067714)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: bearded hell

annoying asian fem poster from years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067721)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:09 PM
Author: silver business firm shitlib

Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067735)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: bearded hell

new poster, first day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067938)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: Stubborn Office Gaming Laptop

NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067678)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: silver business firm shitlib

I smell blood in the water

I said something nice and sentimental about it being an heirloom... I haven't opened the taps yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067561)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: hyperactive theater stage

You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067570)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: silver business firm shitlib

*pepper sprays u in a cute way*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067581)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: hyperactive theater stage

*likes it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067590)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: silver business firm shitlib

*wssshhhh*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067609)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:52 PM
Author: hyperactive theater stage

Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067620)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: Stimulating idiotic foreskin coffee pot

what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will receive it on your birthday in present form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067577)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: House-broken domesticated library telephone

FizzKidd stfu jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067630)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: bearded hell

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067634)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: silver business firm shitlib

Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating in his stupid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47067637)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 7:21 AM
Author: bearded hell

I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to me.

This is causing me so much stress I'm starting to resent the watch and don't even want it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47070320)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 8:20 AM
Author: silver business firm shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#47070390)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: turkey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#49454338)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Take your meds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2Reputation#49454121)