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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Contagious dilemma
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
adventurous umber school
  08/28/25
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Contagious dilemma
  08/28/25
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Aqua naked nowag
  08/28/25
that's it?
Lavender useless brakes
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Contagious dilemma
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
bearded trip persian mexican
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Lavender useless brakes
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
sooty office
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Impressive violent temple indirect expression
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
sooty office
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Impressive violent temple indirect expression
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
sooty office
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Impressive violent temple indirect expression
  09/12/25
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Impressive violent temple indirect expression
  10/28/25
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Impressive violent temple indirect expression
  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
lilac laughsome kitchen old irish cottage
  08/28/25
Happy?
autistic turdskin bbw
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
lilac laughsome kitchen old irish cottage
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
sooty office
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Aqua naked nowag
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
sooty office
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Aqua naked nowag
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
marvelous lay
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
clear property doctorate
  08/28/25
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Mahogany 180 theater philosopher-king
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
sepia boiling water forum
  08/29/25
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Elite vibrant telephone
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Demanding Dashing Whorehouse Personal Credit Line
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
cobalt step-uncle's house feces
  08/29/25
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Mahogany 180 theater philosopher-king
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Sapphire Bossy Main People
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
cobalt step-uncle's house feces
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Impressive violent temple indirect expression
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Lascivious karate shrine
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
sooty office
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
lilac laughsome kitchen old irish cottage
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Demanding Dashing Whorehouse Personal Credit Line
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
sooty office
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
irradiated area
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
crystalline sinister fortuitous meteor
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
lilac laughsome kitchen old irish cottage
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Aqua naked nowag
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
sooty office
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
cobalt step-uncle's house feces
  09/01/25
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sooty office
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
cobalt step-uncle's house feces
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
sooty office
  09/01/25
Lolololol
autistic turdskin bbw
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
lilac laughsome kitchen old irish cottage
  09/01/25
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Impressive violent temple indirect expression
  09/12/25
?
Impressive violent temple indirect expression
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
floppy corn cake
  09/01/25
Fuck you
lilac laughsome kitchen old irish cottage
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
sooty office
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Impressive violent temple indirect expression
  09/12/25
Yes
sooty office
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Impressive violent temple indirect expression
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Impressive violent temple indirect expression
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Contagious dilemma
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Contagious dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: adventurous umber school

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Contagious dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Aqua naked nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Lavender useless brakes

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Contagious dilemma

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: bearded trip persian mexican

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Lavender useless brakes

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: sooty office

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Impressive violent temple indirect expression

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: sooty office

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Impressive violent temple indirect expression

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: sooty office

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Impressive violent temple indirect expression

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Impressive violent temple indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Impressive violent temple indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: lilac laughsome kitchen old irish cottage

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: autistic turdskin bbw

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: lilac laughsome kitchen old irish cottage

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: sooty office

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Aqua naked nowag

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: sooty office

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Aqua naked nowag

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: marvelous lay

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: clear property doctorate

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Mahogany 180 theater philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: sepia boiling water forum

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Elite vibrant telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Demanding Dashing Whorehouse Personal Credit Line

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: cobalt step-uncle's house feces

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Mahogany 180 theater philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Sapphire Bossy Main People

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: cobalt step-uncle's house feces

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Impressive violent temple indirect expression

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Lascivious karate shrine

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: sooty office

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: lilac laughsome kitchen old irish cottage

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Demanding Dashing Whorehouse Personal Credit Line

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: sooty office

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: irradiated area

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: crystalline sinister fortuitous meteor

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: lilac laughsome kitchen old irish cottage

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Aqua naked nowag

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: sooty office

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: cobalt step-uncle's house feces

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: sooty office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: cobalt step-uncle's house feces

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: sooty office

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: autistic turdskin bbw

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: lilac laughsome kitchen old irish cottage

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Impressive violent temple indirect expression

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Impressive violent temple indirect expression

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: floppy corn cake

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: lilac laughsome kitchen old irish cottage

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: sooty office

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Impressive violent temple indirect expression

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: sooty office

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Impressive violent temple indirect expression

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Impressive violent temple indirect expression

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Contagious dilemma

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259839)