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anyone else completely addicted to seltzer water

it's all i drink anymore i've temporarily quit a few time...
flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage
  03/06/26
1 per day for me for 12 years. Why would you “quit&rdq...
aggressive heaven
  03/06/26
I drink tap water with ice because I'm American
Godawful fragrant round eye
  03/06/26
*briefcase of gulab jamin falls out*
Swashbuckling hairy legs ratface
  03/06/26
I don't think you understand how America outside of NYC Juda...
Godawful fragrant round eye
  03/06/26
you're obviously an angry brownoid
Swashbuckling hairy legs ratface
  03/06/26
try asking for "water" at any american restaurant ...
Godawful fragrant round eye
  03/06/26
you seem to be esl. let me help you. YOU'RE a brownoid
Swashbuckling hairy legs ratface
  03/06/26
sure man if you believe it's real it is real, but you can't ...
Godawful fragrant round eye
  03/06/26
wife is. she's keeping sodastream in business. 2-3 bottles o...
Swashbuckling hairy legs ratface
  03/06/26
ive always been a seltzermo because my family was soda prole...
Geriatric Multi-colored Faggotry Regret
  03/06/26
You are such a house nigger lmao. I once wrote a thread abou...
exhilarant cuckoldry
  03/06/26
ive poasted a lot of scholarship on my proleness. it's not l...
Geriatric Multi-colored Faggotry Regret
  03/06/26
No. We talked about this. You can only see a little prole. ...
exhilarant cuckoldry
  03/06/26
i edited that in in like .2 secs you catty fag. it wasnt som...
Geriatric Multi-colored Faggotry Regret
  03/06/26
There is no such thing as an ascended prole. You cannot exis...
Godawful fragrant round eye
  03/06/26
im not. that would be like saying a foreigner is identical t...
Geriatric Multi-colored Faggotry Regret
  03/06/26
Y9u're not Tocqueville. You are a prole with slightly more m...
exhilarant cuckoldry
  03/06/26
when the fuck did i say anything like that? what have i c...
Geriatric Multi-colored Faggotry Regret
  03/06/26
great sub thread, 180s to everyone involved, I really like i...
maize marvelous orchestra pit mental disorder
  03/06/26
its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the d...
exhilarant cuckoldry
  03/06/26
now that i know you're obsessively refreshing threads ill be...
Geriatric Multi-colored Faggotry Regret
  03/06/26
Go back to rEDdIT
exhilarant cuckoldry
  03/06/26
dont be mad i pwned you with irrefutable logic. this is why ...
Geriatric Multi-colored Faggotry Regret
  03/06/26
wow, gunnerattt ahead of the curve as usual is there anyt...
flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage
  03/06/26
was addicted all last summer, it was a 180 summer
charcoal concupiscible stag film
  03/06/26
https://ibb.co/Wp49g9c8
Mewling therapy
  03/06/26
adolf hitler would have drank 8+ seltzer waters a day and he...
flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage
  03/06/26
Hitler Pampelmousse.
Mewling therapy
  03/06/26
180
flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage
  03/06/26
Favorite brand? Thoughts on sparkling water?
Wild Mother
  03/06/26
i drink my local store brand because it's literally 1/2 the ...
flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage
  03/06/26
Yes. We go through cases from Costco.
cerebral toaster
  03/06/26
my wife is addicted to buying seltzer water then never drink...
Splenetic Bateful Black Woman
  03/06/26
yeah women love this shit all the 180 people in the world...
flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage
  03/06/26
(Continental Socialist)
Godawful fragrant round eye
  03/06/26
I very very very very highly recommend you NOT drink seltzer...
sable blathering fat ankles faggot firefighter
  03/06/26
really? i thought metal cans have *less* chemicals than plas...
flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage
  03/06/26
JFC tard. Don't drink out of plastic or composite containers...
sable blathering fat ankles faggot firefighter
  03/06/26
I find fizzy water much more refreshing than plain water and...
maize marvelous orchestra pit mental disorder
  03/06/26
San Pelegrino is exactly what gunnerat would describe as how...
exhilarant cuckoldry
  03/06/26
...
flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage
  03/06/26
Sorry I ruined your thread BTW. Gunnerat just makes me so da...
exhilarant cuckoldry
  03/06/26
no it's definitely gunnerattt's fault as usual
flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage
  03/06/26
wait a second, San Pelegrino is a good water with a pleasant...
maize marvelous orchestra pit mental disorder
  03/06/26
Enjoy your peroni and aperol spritz proleass fancy prole
exhilarant cuckoldry
  03/06/26
It destroys your teeth I have heard. The acid or something.
free-loading step-uncle's house
  03/06/26
I actually asked a dentist about this and they said no. Was ...
lime gas station
  03/06/26
He heard a cash register noise as you asked, he's got a cust...
free-loading step-uncle's house
  03/06/26
Fair point. I got fucking owned!!
lime gas station
  03/06/26
Whoa. Incel is credited for once Co2 becomes carbonic ac...
Dull candlestick maker
  03/06/26
I drink spendrifts almost exclusively
boyish giraffe range
  03/06/26
...
beta slate indian lodge
  03/06/26
Bunch of fuckin fag communists on this board.
Godawful fragrant round eye
  03/06/26
your brown every White person drinks this stuff now. sorr...
flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage
  03/06/26
(asks for a humble bottle of pellegrino at local buffet) ...
Godawful fragrant round eye
  03/06/26
i prefer pellegrino these days
federal big skinny woman
  03/06/26
...
razzmatazz azure athletic conference rigpig
  03/06/26
i like to mix my wine with la croix (but not while working o...
Olive Knife
  03/06/26
never tried this but i have thought about it before is it...
flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage
  03/06/26
not really “good” in terms of flavor but it work...
Olive Knife
  03/06/26
Fizzy water sure is crazy
flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage
  03/06/26


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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage

it's all i drink anymore

i've temporarily quit a few times but i always come crawling back. it's just too fucking good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720679)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: aggressive heaven

1 per day for me for 12 years. Why would you “quit”?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720688)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Godawful fragrant round eye

I drink tap water with ice because I'm American

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720698)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hairy legs ratface

*briefcase of gulab jamin falls out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720703)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Godawful fragrant round eye

I don't think you understand how America outside of NYC Judaism works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720709)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hairy legs ratface

you're obviously an angry brownoid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720714)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Godawful fragrant round eye

try asking for "water" at any american restaurant that isn't "karma sushi"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720729)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hairy legs ratface

you seem to be esl. let me help you. YOU'RE a brownoid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720804)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Godawful fragrant round eye

sure man if you believe it's real it is real, but you can't hide behind "hehe brownoid" in an attempt to deflect from your odious kikedom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720824)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hairy legs ratface

wife is. she's keeping sodastream in business. 2-3 bottles of sodastream a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720700)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Geriatric Multi-colored Faggotry Regret

ive always been a seltzermo because my family was soda proles and flat water doesn't feel right to me. some nigger mocked me for it back in like 2005 saying "aint that wat oregnant women drink!?" but now everyone does!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720702)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: exhilarant cuckoldry

You are such a house nigger lmao. I once wrote a thread about how prole you are just based on my prole or not prole threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720728)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Geriatric Multi-colored Faggotry Regret

ive poasted a lot of scholarship on my proleness. it's not like its something i dont own.

link to thread?

being prole makes me the most qualified to weigh in on prole/not prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720801)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: exhilarant cuckoldry

No. We talked about this. You can only see a little prole. You cannot see what non proles see as prole. You are the least qualified here.

Editing your posts is paf btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720819)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Geriatric Multi-colored Faggotry Regret

i edited that in in like .2 secs you catty fag. it wasnt some pathetic stealth edit that alters the meaning of the poast overall.

i disagee because im an ascended prole and float in prestigious circles now. its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the differences between their native and adoptive home.

and how would it be different if i was a bluebood prestigemo?! that person would be just as unqualified to opine on whats prole. are you an adoptive prole? downwardly mlbile blueblood living in the trailer park now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720838)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Godawful fragrant round eye

There is no such thing as an ascended prole. You cannot exist in both spheres at once. Refusing to accept you are No Longer Prole is itself Prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720844)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Geriatric Multi-colored Faggotry Regret

im not. that would be like saying a foreigner is identical to a native.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720850)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: exhilarant cuckoldry

Y9u're not Tocqueville. You are a prole with slightly more money than you had 2 years ago. It's why you defend cslg on here. Biggest room on Caribbean cruise equals elite af.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720861)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Geriatric Multi-colored Faggotry Regret

when the fuck did i say anything like that?

what have i claimed is prestigious that you disagree with?

you're just being a catty feuding fag because thats the raison d'etre of fags (i learned raison d'etre in ascended prole finishing school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720877)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: maize marvelous orchestra pit mental disorder

great sub thread, 180s to everyone involved, I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720889)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: exhilarant cuckoldry

its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the differences between their native and adoptive home.

Unless you edit again tbf



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721028)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Geriatric Multi-colored Faggotry Regret

now that i know you're obsessively refreshing threads ill be careful not to add things even .2 seconds after i hit poast. mea culpa.

btw this is extremely prole. the prestigious thing to do would be to at least feign nonchalance rather than exposing that you're manically dialed in.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721100)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: exhilarant cuckoldry

Go back to rEDdIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720846)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Geriatric Multi-colored Faggotry Regret

dont be mad i pwned you with irrefutable logic. this is why km ascendant and why you're brutally regressing to the mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720853)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage

wow, gunnerattt ahead of the curve as usual

is there anything this guy can't do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720792)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: charcoal concupiscible stag film

was addicted all last summer, it was a 180 summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720744)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: Mewling therapy

https://ibb.co/Wp49g9c8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720760)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage

adolf hitler would have drank 8+ seltzer waters a day and he would have had the same favorite flavors as me

fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720789)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Mewling therapy

Hitler Pampelmousse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720830)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720866)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: Wild Mother

Favorite brand?

Thoughts on sparkling water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720802)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage

i drink my local store brand because it's literally 1/2 the price of name brands and 95% as good as them

lime is the best flavor by far imo

sparkling water is good and i get it sometimes at restaurants for fun if they have it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720808)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: cerebral toaster

Yes. We go through cases from Costco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720816)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Splenetic Bateful Black Woman

my wife is addicted to buying seltzer water then never drinking it because it tastes like shit and having it take up space in our fridge/pantry for months before i finally toss all of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720835)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage

yeah women love this shit

all the 180 people in the world do (me, women, others)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720883)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: Godawful fragrant round eye

(Continental Socialist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720885)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: sable blathering fat ankles faggot firefighter

I very very very very highly recommend you NOT drink seltzer from a can. You're basically mainlining bisephanols, PFAS, syrene, formaldehyde, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720887)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage

really? i thought metal cans have *less* chemicals than plastic and composite containers do

you got scholarship on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720906)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: sable blathering fat ankles faggot firefighter

JFC tard. Don't drink out of plastic or composite containers either.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720940)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: maize marvelous orchestra pit mental disorder

I find fizzy water much more refreshing than plain water and I always have some in the fridge (usually the absolute cheapest I can find, occasionally some San Pelegrino)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720896)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: exhilarant cuckoldry

San Pelegrino is exactly what gunnerat would describe as how he ascended from prole. Adding to my repertoire ty. Also included "white wine with fish" and socks just a hue off of pants.

Ascended paf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721049)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721053)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: exhilarant cuckoldry

Sorry I ruined your thread BTW. Gunnerat just makes me so darn mad with his idea that he ascended

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721062)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage

no it's definitely gunnerattt's fault as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721076)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: maize marvelous orchestra pit mental disorder

wait a second, San Pelegrino is a good water with a pleasant amount of carbonation, am I being called prole for this opinion????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721091)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: exhilarant cuckoldry

Enjoy your peroni and aperol spritz proleass fancy prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721778)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: free-loading step-uncle's house

It destroys your teeth I have heard. The acid or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721064)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: lime gas station

I actually asked a dentist about this and they said no. Was concerned because I drink like 4 or 5 cans of seltzer a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721092)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: free-loading step-uncle's house

He heard a cash register noise as you asked, he's got a customer for life now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721098)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: lime gas station

Fair point. I got fucking owned!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721153)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Dull candlestick maker

Whoa. Incel is credited for once

Co2 becomes carbonic acid that dissolves teeth fastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721125)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: boyish giraffe range

I drink spendrifts almost exclusively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721082)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: beta slate indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721115)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Godawful fragrant round eye

Bunch of fuckin fag communists on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721132)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage

your brown

every White person drinks this stuff now. sorry, Champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721589)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Godawful fragrant round eye

(asks for a humble bottle of pellegrino at local buffet)

"What, are you people even White?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721681)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: federal big skinny woman

i prefer pellegrino these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721585)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: razzmatazz azure athletic conference rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721785)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Olive Knife

i like to mix my wine with la croix (but not while working of course)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721798)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage

never tried this but i have thought about it before

is it actually good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721862)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: Olive Knife

not really “good” in terms of flavor but it works if you can’t do beer or liquor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49722428)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: flatulent arousing travel guidebook stage

Fizzy water sure is crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49722420)