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It's 11pm. You're walking out the doors of Davis Polk onto Lexington. Pop Smoke

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"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever
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This is what brings him back.
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He's all about Makin' It Rain.
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Bipolar 180 Dilemma Jew

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: dun dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43762952)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: zombie-like temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43762961)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Orange heaven voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43762999)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed parlor gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763036)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: saffron ticket booth

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: Nighttime digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763048)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: sick puppy

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Effete heady goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763167)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: hyperventilating adventurous rehab

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Odious indian lodge masturbator

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: self-centered candlestick maker

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Misunderstood bronze tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43767804)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Startled brunch depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763147)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Effete heady goyim

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: transparent point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764294)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Geriatric Trailer Park Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763207)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: exhilarant bat shit crazy step-uncle's house regret

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Bipolar 180 Dilemma Jew

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: zombie-like temple

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Bipolar 180 Dilemma Jew

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: zombie-like temple

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Effete heady goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: transparent point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: self-centered candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46020132)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: onyx fragrant library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46020138)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Tripping cordovan selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#47340539)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#49354865)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Tripping cordovan selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764136)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: indecent filthy elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764146)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: hyperventilating adventurous rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764147)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: transparent point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764292)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: sick puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764310)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: Maroon concupiscible volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764318)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: ruby stage striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764950)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: Peach electric antidepressant drug community account

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Irradiated puce abode clown

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: cyan stirring boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46697752)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: Carnelian son of senegal station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46697780)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Clear hell police squad

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#47340548)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Alabama Bangs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#49354905)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: Ocher factory reset button nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43767034)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: sick puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43767498)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: Misunderstood bronze tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43767815)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: maniacal garnet blood rage

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: transparent point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43853655)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Tripping cordovan selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#45749292)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: Bipolar 180 Dilemma Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46020116)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: onyx fragrant library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46020135)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: canary misanthropic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46020758)



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: canary misanthropic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46677536)



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: self-centered candlestick maker

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46677542)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: ruby stage striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46697754)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Tripping cordovan selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#47340535)



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Date: May 15th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Slimy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#47665686)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: canary misanthropic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#48054548)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: Misunderstood bronze tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#48054558)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Slimy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#48700258)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Tripping cordovan selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#49013181)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Slimy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#49244189)



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Author: female penis



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: ruinous phenotype



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#49354843)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Gaynigger from Outer Space

11pm? ljl get back in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#49354846)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Rape as a service private equity naglfar



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#49354866)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Everybody needs a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#49354908)