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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Bateful buck-toothed university volcanic crater
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
180 menage brethren
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Bateful buck-toothed university volcanic crater
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
180 menage brethren
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Bateful buck-toothed university volcanic crater
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
red den
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Bateful buck-toothed university volcanic crater
  07/06/25
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Fragrant sepia resort
  07/06/25
18000000000000
godawful lilac hairy legs
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Territorial metal pit
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red den
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Fiercely-loyal striped hyena marketing idea
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Grizzly dilemma
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Violent Indian Lodge
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Multi-colored public bath
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mind-boggling rambunctious mental disorder
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Wonderful charcoal space
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flirting appetizing forum
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orchid exhilarant french chef prole
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Sinister Infuriating National Security Agency Son Of Senegal
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honey-headed beady-eyed dingle berry jap
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Green lascivious step-uncle's house alpha
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Maroon stead tattoo
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Territorial metal pit
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
180 menage brethren
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Territorial metal pit
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Bateful buck-toothed university volcanic crater
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Territorial metal pit
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
180 menage brethren
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Bateful buck-toothed university volcanic crater
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Territorial metal pit
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Bright Swollen Site Circlehead
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Territorial metal pit
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Diverse boiling water jewess
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Talented hissy fit office
  07/06/25
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Maroon stead tattoo
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Grizzly dilemma
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
electric dull gas station
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
stirring station philosopher-king
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Multi-colored public bath
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Salmon brunch wagecucks
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Bateful buck-toothed university volcanic crater
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Bright Swollen Site Circlehead
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Bateful buck-toothed university volcanic crater
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Salmon brunch wagecucks
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Bright Swollen Site Circlehead
  07/07/25
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Wonderful charcoal space
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Salmon brunch wagecucks
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
stirring station philosopher-king
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Bright Swollen Site Circlehead
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Wonderful charcoal space
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Salmon brunch wagecucks
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Wonderful charcoal space
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Salmon brunch wagecucks
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Wonderful charcoal space
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Salmon brunch wagecucks
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Salmon brunch wagecucks
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Grizzly dilemma
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Wonderful charcoal space
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Bateful buck-toothed university volcanic crater
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
citrine jew
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Territorial metal pit
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Wonderful charcoal space
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Bateful buck-toothed university volcanic crater
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
naked generalized bond
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Sinister Infuriating National Security Agency Son Of Senegal
  07/11/25
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Bateful buck-toothed university volcanic crater
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
fuchsia orchestra pit
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Bateful buck-toothed university volcanic crater



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: 180 menage brethren

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Bateful buck-toothed university volcanic crater

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: 180 menage brethren

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Bateful buck-toothed university volcanic crater

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: red den

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Bateful buck-toothed university volcanic crater

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Fragrant sepia resort



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: godawful lilac hairy legs

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Territorial metal pit



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: red den



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal striped hyena marketing idea



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Grizzly dilemma



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Violent Indian Lodge



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Multi-colored public bath



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: mind-boggling rambunctious mental disorder



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Wonderful charcoal space



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: flirting appetizing forum



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: orchid exhilarant french chef prole



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Sinister Infuriating National Security Agency Son Of Senegal



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: honey-headed beady-eyed dingle berry jap



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Green lascivious step-uncle's house alpha



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Maroon stead tattoo



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Territorial metal pit

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: 180 menage brethren

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Territorial metal pit

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Bateful buck-toothed university volcanic crater

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Territorial metal pit

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: 180 menage brethren

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Bateful buck-toothed university volcanic crater

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Territorial metal pit

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Bright Swollen Site Circlehead

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Territorial metal pit

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Diverse boiling water jewess

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Talented hissy fit office

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Maroon stead tattoo



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Grizzly dilemma

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: electric dull gas station

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: stirring station philosopher-king

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Multi-colored public bath

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Salmon brunch wagecucks

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Bateful buck-toothed university volcanic crater

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Bright Swollen Site Circlehead

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Bateful buck-toothed university volcanic crater

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Salmon brunch wagecucks

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Bright Swollen Site Circlehead

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Wonderful charcoal space



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Salmon brunch wagecucks

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: stirring station philosopher-king

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Bright Swollen Site Circlehead

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Wonderful charcoal space

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Salmon brunch wagecucks

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Wonderful charcoal space

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Salmon brunch wagecucks

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Wonderful charcoal space

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Salmon brunch wagecucks

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Salmon brunch wagecucks

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Grizzly dilemma



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Wonderful charcoal space

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Bateful buck-toothed university volcanic crater



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: citrine jew

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Territorial metal pit



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Wonderful charcoal space



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Bateful buck-toothed university volcanic crater



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: naked generalized bond

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Sinister Infuriating National Security Agency Son Of Senegal

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Bateful buck-toothed university volcanic crater



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: fuchsia orchestra pit

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49099235)