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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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multi-colored well-lubricated hell
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Insanely Creepy Abode Mediation
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
multi-colored well-lubricated hell
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Insanely Creepy Abode Mediation
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
multi-colored well-lubricated hell
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Learning disabled galvanic philosopher-king
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
multi-colored well-lubricated hell
  07/06/25
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nubile trust fund house
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Flirting faggot firefighter
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Plum exhilarant den tank
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Learning disabled galvanic philosopher-king
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lascivious library twinkling uncleanness
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Glassy boyish reading party
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Frisky Soul-stirring Brunch Queen Of The Night
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Plum exhilarant den tank
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Insanely Creepy Abode Mediation
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Plum exhilarant den tank
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
multi-colored well-lubricated hell
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Plum exhilarant den tank
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Insanely Creepy Abode Mediation
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
multi-colored well-lubricated hell
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Plum exhilarant den tank
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Vengeful Half-breed
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Plum exhilarant den tank
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Frum titillating macaca
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Sick Roast Beef Space
  07/06/25
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Frisky Soul-stirring Brunch Queen Of The Night
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Exciting Center Volcanic Crater
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Stirring Lavender Persian Area
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
sinister apoplectic skinny woman regret
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Elite coral ape
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
confused cerebral hospital corn cake
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
multi-colored well-lubricated hell
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Vengeful Half-breed
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
multi-colored well-lubricated hell
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
confused cerebral hospital corn cake
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Vengeful Half-breed
  07/07/25
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Costumed Blathering Garrison
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
confused cerebral hospital corn cake
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
sinister apoplectic skinny woman regret
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Vengeful Half-breed
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Costumed Blathering Garrison
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
confused cerebral hospital corn cake
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Costumed Blathering Garrison
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
confused cerebral hospital corn cake
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Costumed Blathering Garrison
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
confused cerebral hospital corn cake
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
confused cerebral hospital corn cake
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Exciting Center Volcanic Crater
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Costumed Blathering Garrison
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multi-colored well-lubricated hell
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Costumed Blathering Garrison
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multi-colored well-lubricated hell
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Curious Bull Headed Generalized Bond
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Electric Toilet Seat
  07/11/25
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multi-colored well-lubricated hell
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Razzle Shitlib
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: multi-colored well-lubricated hell



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Abode Mediation

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: multi-colored well-lubricated hell

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Abode Mediation

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: multi-colored well-lubricated hell

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Learning disabled galvanic philosopher-king

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: multi-colored well-lubricated hell

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: nubile trust fund house



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Flirting faggot firefighter

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Plum exhilarant den tank



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Learning disabled galvanic philosopher-king



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: lascivious library twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Exciting Center Volcanic Crater



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: jet station



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Elite coral ape



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Bistre crawly principal's office



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Costumed Blathering Garrison



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Rusted Set Hissy Fit



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: crimson temple



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Electric Toilet Seat



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Purple submissive mental disorder forum



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Glassy boyish reading party



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Frisky Soul-stirring Brunch Queen Of The Night



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Plum exhilarant den tank

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Abode Mediation

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Plum exhilarant den tank

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: multi-colored well-lubricated hell

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Plum exhilarant den tank

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Abode Mediation

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: multi-colored well-lubricated hell

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Plum exhilarant den tank

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Vengeful Half-breed

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Plum exhilarant den tank

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Frum titillating macaca

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Sick Roast Beef Space

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Frisky Soul-stirring Brunch Queen Of The Night



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Exciting Center Volcanic Crater

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Stirring Lavender Persian Area

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: sinister apoplectic skinny woman regret

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Elite coral ape

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: confused cerebral hospital corn cake

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: multi-colored well-lubricated hell

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Vengeful Half-breed

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: multi-colored well-lubricated hell

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: confused cerebral hospital corn cake

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Vengeful Half-breed

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Costumed Blathering Garrison



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: confused cerebral hospital corn cake

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: sinister apoplectic skinny woman regret

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Vengeful Half-breed

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Costumed Blathering Garrison

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: confused cerebral hospital corn cake

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Costumed Blathering Garrison

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: confused cerebral hospital corn cake

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Costumed Blathering Garrison

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: confused cerebral hospital corn cake

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: confused cerebral hospital corn cake

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Exciting Center Volcanic Crater



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Costumed Blathering Garrison

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: multi-colored well-lubricated hell



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal genital piercing

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Plum exhilarant den tank



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Costumed Blathering Garrison



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: multi-colored well-lubricated hell



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Curious Bull Headed Generalized Bond

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Electric Toilet Seat

define 'sticks'

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: multi-colored well-lubricated hell



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Razzle Shitlib

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

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