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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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jet-lagged market roommate
  12/17/25
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carnelian range
  12/17/25
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wild glittery affirmative action step-uncle's house
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
titillating jet address laser beams
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
jet-lagged market roommate
  12/17/25
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bull headed appetizing dopamine
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
jet-lagged market roommate
  12/17/25
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bull headed appetizing dopamine
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
jet-lagged market roommate
  12/17/25
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bull headed appetizing dopamine
  12/17/25
Incredible
jet-lagged market roommate
  12/17/25
boom lives
Grizzly Goal In Life
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
jet-lagged market roommate
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
titillating jet address laser beams
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
sooty twisted karate
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
jet-lagged market roommate
  12/17/25
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bull headed appetizing dopamine
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
jet-lagged market roommate
  12/17/25
wmtp
well-lubricated lemon locale old irish cottage
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
jet-lagged market roommate
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Charismatic boltzmann
  12/17/25
Strong contender
jet-lagged market roommate
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Charismatic boltzmann
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
jet-lagged market roommate
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Charismatic boltzmann
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Cruel-hearted Zippy Tank
  12/17/25
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jet-lagged market roommate
  12/17/25
evan39
Beady-eyed pearly gaping
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
carnelian range
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
chestnut effete halford stain
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
jet-lagged market roommate
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
chestnut effete halford stain
  12/17/25
who are you
Grizzly Goal In Life
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
chestnut effete halford stain
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
Grizzly Goal In Life
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
Beady-eyed pearly gaping
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
Bat-shit-crazy Razzle Knife Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
chestnut effete halford stain
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
jet-lagged market roommate
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
chestnut effete halford stain
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
jet-lagged market roommate
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
chestnut effete halford stain
  12/18/25
whokobe
Grizzly Goal In Life
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
jet-lagged market roommate
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Cruel-hearted Zippy Tank
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
jet-lagged market roommate
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Cruel-hearted Zippy Tank
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
Cerebral volcanic crater temple
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
Grizzly Goal In Life
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
Cerebral volcanic crater temple
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
Grizzly Goal In Life
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
Cerebral volcanic crater temple
  12/17/25
Who is IH
jet-lagged market roommate
  12/17/25
(n00b)
Cerebral volcanic crater temple
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
purple ladyboy church building
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
jet-lagged market roommate
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Racy stage
  12/18/25
Stfu
jet-lagged market roommate
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
twinkling exhilarant chad rehab
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
rambunctious foreskin resort
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
Hilarious insanely creepy milk
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
jet-lagged market roommate
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
galvanic chrome center toilet seat
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
jet-lagged market roommate
  12/18/25
Thanks.
purple ladyboy church building
  12/18/25
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Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
  05/08/26
Boom
Sinister national security agency codepig
  12/18/25
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Jade goyim
  12/18/25
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LARPing to online strangers tp(s)
  05/08/26


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: jet-lagged market roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: carnelian range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: wild glittery affirmative action step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: titillating jet address laser beams

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: jet-lagged market roommate

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: bull headed appetizing dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: jet-lagged market roommate

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: bull headed appetizing dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: jet-lagged market roommate

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: bull headed appetizing dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: jet-lagged market roommate

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Grizzly Goal In Life

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: jet-lagged market roommate

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: titillating jet address laser beams

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: sooty twisted karate

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: jet-lagged market roommate

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: bull headed appetizing dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: jet-lagged market roommate

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: well-lubricated lemon locale old irish cottage

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: jet-lagged market roommate

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Charismatic boltzmann

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: jet-lagged market roommate

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Charismatic boltzmann

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: jet-lagged market roommate

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Charismatic boltzmann

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Zippy Tank

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: jet-lagged market roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pearly gaping

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: carnelian range

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: chestnut effete halford stain

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: jet-lagged market roommate

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: chestnut effete halford stain

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Grizzly Goal In Life

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: chestnut effete halford stain

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Grizzly Goal In Life

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pearly gaping

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Razzle Knife Twinkling Uncleanness

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: chestnut effete halford stain

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: jet-lagged market roommate

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: chestnut effete halford stain

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: jet-lagged market roommate

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: chestnut effete halford stain

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Grizzly Goal In Life

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: jet-lagged market roommate

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Zippy Tank

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: jet-lagged market roommate

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Zippy Tank

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Cerebral volcanic crater temple

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Grizzly Goal In Life

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Cerebral volcanic crater temple

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Grizzly Goal In Life

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Cerebral volcanic crater temple

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: jet-lagged market roommate

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Cerebral volcanic crater temple

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: purple ladyboy church building

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: jet-lagged market roommate

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Racy stage

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: jet-lagged market roommate

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: twinkling exhilarant chad rehab

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: rambunctious foreskin resort

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Hilarious insanely creepy milk

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: jet-lagged market roommate

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: galvanic chrome center toilet seat

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: jet-lagged market roommate

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: purple ladyboy church building

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49519537)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49875080)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Sinister national security agency codepig

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Jade goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49519546)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: LARPing to online strangers tp(s)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2Reputation#49875075)