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ham and eggers should die
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: magenta unhinged ape sanctuary

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825619)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: Shimmering internal respiration incel



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: Vivacious temple



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: heady tan telephone meetinghouse



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: mentally impaired orchestra pit water buffalo



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz station

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: trip digit ratio



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: magenta unhinged ape sanctuary



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Elastic Band Spot

Please continue on with the story...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: Balding Electric Senate

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: bistre chapel preventive strike

Go on...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: Burgundy goal in life forum



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Gold duck-like cuckold



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: hot site therapy

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: sable gay wizard



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Gaped swollen market gaping

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: magenta unhinged ape sanctuary



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Gaped swollen market gaping



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: Gaped swollen market gaping

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26777553)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Internet-worthy passionate property friendly grandma

ham and eggers should die

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Gaped swollen market gaping

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988140)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Internet-worthy passionate property friendly grandma

no, they're not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988174)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: spectacular abode jewess

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: Provocative sticky athletic conference church building

2nd year associate

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Pea-brained Geriatric Den Faggotry



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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Gaped swollen market gaping



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Orange Liquid Oxygen Corner



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: Gaped swollen market gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988077)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: Provocative sticky athletic conference church building

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: pearly chad laser beams



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: Fragrant Beta Stag Film Brethren

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988148)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Provocative sticky athletic conference church building

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988167)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Big windowlicker



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: spectacular abode jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297900)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: vigorous locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35298412)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 10:00 AM
Author: glittery zombie-like center mental disorder



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: rough-skinned nudist library



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: Maniacal misanthropic hospital prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35298402)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Jade effete church

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: buff queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#27147996)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Gaped swollen market gaping



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Violent volcanic crater

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28021852)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Gaped swollen market gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616770)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Violent volcanic crater

was literally thinking about this yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616774)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Lemon Razzle Round Eye

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616859)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: splenetic cracking whorehouse boltzmann

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851063)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: Flesh Genital Piercing Son Of Senegal



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: opaque masturbator death wish



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: opaque masturbator death wish



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: splenetic cracking whorehouse boltzmann

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851057)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Lemon Razzle Round Eye



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: French codepig resort

What a great phrase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297859)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Very tactful gaming laptop



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Date: August 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: odious dead menage roommate



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Green depressive



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: magenta unhinged ape sanctuary

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#36797515)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Vibrant mad cow disease skinny woman



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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Elastic Band Spot



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Date: August 15th, 2019 8:00 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2021 11:53 AM
Author: High-end hunting ground native



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Date: October 6th, 2021 2:44 PM
Author: Gaped swollen market gaping



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Date: December 9th, 2021 9:56 AM
Author: Gaped swollen market gaping



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Date: December 9th, 2021 10:06 AM
Author: Beady-eyed slate love of her life goyim



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Date: December 9th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: thriller old irish cottage



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: thriller old irish cottage



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Author: Green depressive



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Author: Mint contagious shrine famous landscape painting



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Author: Green depressive



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Author: Wang Hernandez



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Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo

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