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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: Lemon Hissy Fit Dysfunction Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: coral harsh stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: Concupiscible Mewling Step-uncle's House Pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Vermilion talented dingle berry mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: snowy turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: Transparent thirsty party of the first part school cafeteria Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: poppy mind-boggling native son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: Lemon Hissy Fit Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: pearly contagious associate school Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: purple institution legend I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: free-loading excitant state athletic conference Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Swashbuckling Shrine Weed Whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: Hairless Toilet Seat Business Firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: thriller brunch factory reset button (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: ultramarine church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: silver irradiated nursing home therapy lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: Lemon Hissy Fit Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: silver irradiated nursing home therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: silver irradiated nursing home therapy bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Electric sticky brethren cuckoldry ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: silver irradiated nursing home therapy They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Electric sticky brethren cuckoldry no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: mahogany beady-eyed principal's office community account We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297897) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: Razzmatazz fluffy locus 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: shimmering locale cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: silver irradiated nursing home therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: Underhanded exhilarant kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: silver irradiated nursing home therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: Razzmatazz fluffy locus Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: odious boltzmann indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: confused spectacular meetinghouse 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Razzmatazz fluffy locus Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988167) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: Bipolar house quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#33701145) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: mahogany beady-eyed principal's office community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297900) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM Author: Vibrant olive ceo reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35298412) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM Author: Cream racy lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35298402) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: walnut site great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988132) |
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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM Author: soggy slippery piazza ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#27147996) |
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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM Author: silver irradiated nursing home therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#27989075) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM Author: appetizing karate persian love this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28021852) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: silver irradiated nursing home therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616770) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: appetizing karate persian was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: Crawly Violent Shitlib Parlor I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: buff spot I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851063) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM Author: Bull Headed Big-titted Trust Fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616894) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM Author: buff spot Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851057) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM Author: Crawly Violent Shitlib Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297850) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM Author: Trip Patrolman Knife What a great phrase. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297859) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: Lemon Hissy Fit Dysfunction The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#36797515) |
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