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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: Irradiated nursing home masturbator Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: beady-eyed insecure kitty private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: Frisky Deer Antler Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Exciting wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: nubile shrine blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: yapping theatre pozpig Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: effete dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: Irradiated nursing home masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: tan pisswyrm home Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: Frum Razzle Resort I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: swashbuckling corner faggotry Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Mustard motley lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: umber diverse point new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: Crawly roast beef (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: coiffed passionate philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: Hairraiser medicated gay wizard field lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: Irradiated nursing home masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: Hairraiser medicated gay wizard field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: Hairraiser medicated gay wizard field bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Khaki Bipolar University ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: Hairraiser medicated gay wizard field They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Khaki Bipolar University no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: Ocher Stage We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297897) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: silver magical business firm 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: gold ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Hairraiser medicated gay wizard field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: Chestnut Associate Reading Party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: Hairraiser medicated gay wizard field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: silver magical business firm Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Charismatic Brindle Sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: vivacious crimson sweet tailpipe 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: silver magical business firm Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988167) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: sickened fragrant abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#33701145) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: Ocher Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297900) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM Author: pink well-lubricated station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35298412) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM Author: bateful ceo keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35298402) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: bat shit crazy thriller orchestra pit great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988132) |
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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM Author: Concupiscible Hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#27147996) |
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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM Author: Hairraiser medicated gay wizard field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#27989075) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM Author: Electric outnumbered tanning salon love this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28021852) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: Hairraiser medicated gay wizard field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616770) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: Electric outnumbered tanning salon was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: zombie-like peach prole giraffe I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: Stimulating area I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851063) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM Author: Talented Adulterous Dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616894) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM Author: razzle-dazzle flatulent sex offender degenerate What a great phrase. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297859) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: Irradiated nursing home masturbator The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#36797515) |
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