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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: fishy talking lay Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: Godawful wine scourge upon the earth headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: Sadistic Racy National Security Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: insecure business firm hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Lake Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: Hot legend liquid oxygen Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Aphrodisiac roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: fishy talking lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: thriller at-the-ready station Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: motley maize location gunner I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: alcoholic citrine cuck old irish cottage Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Bossy faggot firefighter principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: Hilarious Heady Athletic Conference Affirmative Action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: Maroon halford (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: glittery indian lodge tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: pink property people who are hurt lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: fishy talking lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: pink property people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: pink property people who are hurt bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: trip spruce stock car stage ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: pink property people who are hurt They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: trip spruce stock car stage no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: Startling Bearded Menage We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297897) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: Brass space masturbator 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: Harsh Splenetic Party Of The First Part Round Eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: pink property people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: flickering school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: pink property people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: Brass space masturbator Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Pontificating naked sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: excitant amethyst nibblets 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Brass space masturbator Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988167) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: demanding public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#33701145) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: Startling Bearded Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297900) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM Author: onyx arousing address sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35298412) |
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Date: December 9th, 2021 10:00 AM Author: khaki concupiscible main people ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#43582596) |
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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:03 AM Author: Spectacular Snowy International Law Enforcement Agency Institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#44583071) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#49122292) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM Author: talented range toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35298402) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: aromatic ultramarine love of her life market great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988132) |
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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM Author: Translucent cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#27147996) |
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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM Author: pink property people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#27989075) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM Author: Charismatic feces karate love this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28021852) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: pink property people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616770) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: Charismatic feces karate was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: Honey-headed piazza ape I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: Dashing potus I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851063) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616894) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM Author: Poppy jew library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#33701121) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM Author: Poppy jew library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851052) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM Author: Dashing potus Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851057) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM Author: Honey-headed piazza ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297850) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM Author: Magical unholy stag film What a great phrase. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297859) |
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Date: August 6th, 2018 4:44 PM Author: Orange insanely creepy site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#36564755) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:12 PM Author: Jade wild kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#36797455) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: fishy talking lay The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#36797515) |
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