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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: Hilarious irradiated rigpig lodge Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: Diverse Low-t School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: Apoplectic scarlet chad casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: bat shit crazy dashing hairy legs corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: Mustard unhinged step-uncle's house personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: Multi-colored translucent abode Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: pontificating school cafeteria affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: Hilarious irradiated rigpig lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: Aromatic Alpha Menage Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: Soul-stirring medicated locale round eye I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: Bateful mischievous mad cow disease cuckoldry Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: red native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: Adventurous Cocky Death Wish Gas Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: zombie-like piazza internal respiration (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: purple mewling area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: supple chartreuse tanning salon turdskin lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: Hilarious irradiated rigpig lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: supple chartreuse tanning salon turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: supple chartreuse tanning salon turdskin bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Cerebral Impressive Generalized Bond Parlor ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: supple chartreuse tanning salon turdskin They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Cerebral Impressive Generalized Bond Parlor no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: razzmatazz brunch We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297897) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: curious meetinghouse 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: Fluffy Metal Filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: supple chartreuse tanning salon turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: Silver heaven macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: supple chartreuse tanning salon turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: curious meetinghouse Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: haunting kink-friendly legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: Talented telephone dingle berry 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: curious meetinghouse Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988167) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: vigorous jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#33701145) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: razzmatazz brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297900) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM Author: dark razzle-dazzle puppy cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35298412) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Spectacular Violent Goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#49122292) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM Author: gaped whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35298402) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Passionate shrine great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988132) |
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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM Author: mildly autistic charismatic corn cake masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#27147996) |
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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM Author: supple chartreuse tanning salon turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#27989075) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM Author: Harsh boyish theater stage love this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28021852) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: supple chartreuse tanning salon turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616770) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: Harsh boyish theater stage was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: odious filthy son of senegal institution I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: marvelous self-centered scourge upon the earth I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851063) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM Author: transparent goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616894) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM Author: Chrome house marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851052) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM Author: marvelous self-centered scourge upon the earth Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851057) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM Author: odious filthy son of senegal institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297850) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM Author: greedy bespoke church building useless brakes What a great phrase. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297859) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: Hilarious irradiated rigpig lodge The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#36797515) |
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