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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: beta irradiated parlour Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch. |
Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: territorial blood rage cousin on her moms side or dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424335) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: beta irradiated parlour Dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424337) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Adventurous theater which dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424343) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: useless bistre crackhouse psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424488) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: Orange overrated ticket booth faggotry A) Good question;
B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin? |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: transparent godawful locale dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM Author: Galvanic office queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425776) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM Author: Gaped bespoke idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48427267) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM Author: Drab Sweet Tailpipe Orchestra Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48429289) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: passionate soggy stag film keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424336) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM Author: passionate soggy stag film keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424338) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Adventurous theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424342) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: Cerise dragon sandwich LMFAO
truly 180 |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM Author: beta irradiated parlour This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424364) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: Cerise dragon sandwich 180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: beta irradiated parlour One for the books lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424395) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: passionate soggy stag film keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428555) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: haunting hall windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428586) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM Author: vibrant nofapping house nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48429268) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM Author: contagious dark casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424421) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM Author: Citrine Electric Point Halford Ok but why stop drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424351) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM Author: Translucent know-it-all cuckold skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424912) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM Author: shimmering trip legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424915) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: useless bistre crackhouse psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424916) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM Author: Greedy Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424984) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: floppy metal public bath corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425757) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: vibrant nofapping house nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428657) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Racy Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424357) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: Titillating dull stain Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424372) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: beta irradiated parlour That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424399) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: Titillating dull stain Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424425) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: beta irradiated parlour Lmao guess you win bro lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424433) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Titillating dull stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424451) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: supple kitty 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424856) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Cracking ape community account They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424454) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM Author: Impertinent amethyst gas station roommate Johnny my boy, why are you pumo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424429) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: beta irradiated parlour Not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424432) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Titillating dull stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424453) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM Author: Greedy Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424988) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM Author: mahogany provocative senate headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425457) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM Author: green school cafeteria fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425790) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: vibrant nofapping house nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428656) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: Boyish Azure Pozpig School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424437) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: Exhilarant personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424438) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: wonderful self-centered forum athletic conference The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424487) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: beta irradiated parlour This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424851) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: Greedy Heaven so much this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424991) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: Cerise dragon sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425546) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: passionate soggy stag film keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428556) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM Author: supple kitty heroic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424857) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: mind-boggling temple 29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424859) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: Ocher market telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424873) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: rose space the MC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424876) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: useless bistre crackhouse psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424917) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM Author: histrionic location I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425009) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM Author: Titillating dull stain Story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425013) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM Author: supple kitty that's the difference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425017) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM Author: transparent godawful locale dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425202) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM Author: territorial blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425287) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: Cerise dragon sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425548) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: floppy metal public bath corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425759) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM Author: Ocher market telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48426540) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: passionate soggy stag film keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428558) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: vibrant nofapping house nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428654) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM Author: beta irradiated parlour Not fake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425084) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM Author: Greedy Heaven ergo it’s true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425183) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM Author: Fuchsia Internal Respiration JM is getting subtler with age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425189) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: heady dopamine set Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428610) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: Soul-stirring Whorehouse Water Buffalo "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: Internet-worthy aromatic cruise ship 34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ. |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM Author: beta irradiated parlour Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425746) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM Author: floppy metal public bath corn cake Subpoena the bodycam footage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425764) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM Author: Indigo private investor 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48426264) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM Author: cerebral apoplectic black woman travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48427073) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM Author: passionate soggy stag film keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428553) |
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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: habeas penem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#49117690) |