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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
irradiated haunted graveyard turdskin
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
kink-friendly carnelian area
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
irradiated haunted graveyard turdskin
  07/26/25
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Titillating Abnormal Background Story
  07/26/25
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white stimulating pistol
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
jade garrison karate
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
irradiated haunted graveyard turdskin
  07/26/25
At a bar
gaped razzmatazz shrine
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Titillating Abnormal Background Story
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grizzly stead
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maize sanctuary idea he suggested
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zippy senate
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Contagious feces legend
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Twinkling Gas Station
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pea-brained hairraiser party of the first part
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irradiated haunted graveyard turdskin
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underhanded offensive temple voyeur
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hideous nibblets
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dashing box office
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Iridescent State
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Rebellious Pervert Boiling Water
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Olive Quadroon Plaza
  07/27/25
Not hygienic
Crusty Bat Shit Crazy National
  07/26/25
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kink-friendly carnelian area
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
pearl shivering native
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
irradiated haunted graveyard turdskin
  07/26/25
...
kink-friendly carnelian area
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
pearl shivering native
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Titillating Abnormal Background Story
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Vivacious lay
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
irradiated haunted graveyard turdskin
  07/27/25
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Judgmental lascivious cuckold
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
topaz vibrant elastic band kitchen
  07/26/25
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Titillating Abnormal Background Story
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
Low-t house-broken philosopher-king church building
  07/26/25
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hideous nibblets
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
Talented opaque roast beef
  07/26/25
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underhanded offensive temple voyeur
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
Mauve idiotic rigor
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
hideous nibblets
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
irradiated haunted graveyard turdskin
  07/26/25
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kink-friendly carnelian area
  07/26/25
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lilac massive therapy
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
kink-friendly carnelian area
  07/26/25
(who did it)
curious location
  07/26/25
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Titillating Abnormal Background Story
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
big theater pisswyrm
  07/26/25
which dad tp
racy nursing home half-breed
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Deep useless brakes whorehouse
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: irradiated haunted graveyard turdskin

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: kink-friendly carnelian area

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: irradiated haunted graveyard turdskin

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Titillating Abnormal Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: white stimulating pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: jade garrison karate

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: irradiated haunted graveyard turdskin

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: gaped razzmatazz shrine

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Titillating Abnormal Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: grizzly stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: maize sanctuary idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: zippy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Contagious feces legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Twinkling Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: pea-brained hairraiser party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: irradiated haunted graveyard turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: underhanded offensive temple voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: hideous nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: dashing box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Iridescent State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Rebellious Pervert Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Olive Quadroon Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Crusty Bat Shit Crazy National

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: kink-friendly carnelian area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: pearl shivering native

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: irradiated haunted graveyard turdskin

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: kink-friendly carnelian area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: pearl shivering native

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Titillating Abnormal Background Story

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Vivacious lay

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: irradiated haunted graveyard turdskin

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Judgmental lascivious cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: topaz vibrant elastic band kitchen

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Titillating Abnormal Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Low-t house-broken philosopher-king church building

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: hideous nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Talented opaque roast beef

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: underhanded offensive temple voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Mauve idiotic rigor

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: hideous nibblets

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: irradiated haunted graveyard turdskin

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: kink-friendly carnelian area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: lilac massive therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: kink-friendly carnelian area

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: curious location

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Titillating Abnormal Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: big theater pisswyrm

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: racy nursing home half-breed

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Deep useless brakes whorehouse

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Reputation#49134975)