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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
laughsome institution
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Arousing yellow stock car
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
laughsome institution
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Arousing yellow stock car
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
laughsome institution
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Arousing yellow stock car
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
laughsome institution
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Arousing yellow stock car
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
laughsome institution
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Arousing yellow stock car
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
laughsome institution
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
violet state foreskin
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
laughsome institution
  08/18/13
k
violet state foreskin
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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  08/11/21
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(millenial problems)
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  08/31/14
Holy shit not flame?
wonderful blue newt hell
  08/18/13
Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
laughsome institution
  08/18/13
180000000000
Mint hunting ground
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
laughsome institution
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Hateful Purple Feces
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
nudist swashbuckling brunch
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
laughsome institution
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
nudist swashbuckling brunch
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
laughsome institution
  08/18/13
180
nudist swashbuckling brunch
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
Arousing yellow stock car
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
laughsome institution
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Arousing yellow stock car
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
laughsome institution
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
Arousing yellow stock car
  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
laughsome institution
  08/18/13
Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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criminally underrated
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  08/18/13
Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your ...
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  08/18/13
180 will do.
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  08/23/15
She’s watching the grandkids now.
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shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring a...
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180 thread.
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  08/18/13
probably best thread title of the year
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180 idea, 160 execution on the flame
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  08/18/13
Fuck you, not flame bro.
laughsome institution
  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
racy flesh location
  08/18/13
She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
laughsome institution
  08/07/14
Some great reasons to never have kids itt.
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  08/18/13
why did EPAH go pumo doe?
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violet state foreskin
  08/18/13
180 thread
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  08/19/13
Steal them back.
fishy kitchen
  08/19/13
UPDATE?
nudist swashbuckling brunch
  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
laughsome institution
  08/07/14
pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of...
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  08/30/14
WHAT THE FUCK
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  08/31/14
I like that THIS thread bothers you
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna t...
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  08/23/15
Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager...
laughsome institution
  08/23/15
i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about b...
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Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Sava...
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ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will b...
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  08/23/15
not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of ...
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  08/23/15
where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?
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  08/23/15
cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
insanely creepy stead
  08/23/15
ATD.
fighting indigo meetinghouse
  08/23/15
Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
laughsome institution
  08/23/15
Lmao
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  08/23/15
you on fetlife bro?
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  08/23/15
Yeah.
laughsome institution
  08/23/15
as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by ursel...
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  08/23/15
You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there...
laughsome institution
  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
insanely creepy stead
  08/23/15
of course
laughsome institution
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
insanely creepy stead
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
Hateful Purple Feces
  08/23/15
I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshol...
laughsome institution
  08/23/15
yolo bro
Hateful Purple Feces
  08/23/15
My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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  08/23/15
why just one?
laughsome institution
  08/23/15
She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don'...
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  08/23/15
hot
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  05/28/18
yeah gonna need an update op
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We had to buy new ones.
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: laughsome institution

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Arousing yellow stock car

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: laughsome institution

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Arousing yellow stock car

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: laughsome institution

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Arousing yellow stock car

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: laughsome institution

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Arousing yellow stock car

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: laughsome institution

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Arousing yellow stock car

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: laughsome institution

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: violet state foreskin

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: laughsome institution

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: violet state foreskin

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: cream party of the first part

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Cerebral Messiness Senate

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: mewling curious spot boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: crawly seedy dilemma giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37185629)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: nighttime grizzly water buffalo

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Cerebral Messiness Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Internet-worthy trailer park striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: cracking hideous gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: wonderful blue newt hell

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: laughsome institution

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Mint hunting ground

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: laughsome institution

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Hateful Purple Feces

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: nudist swashbuckling brunch

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: laughsome institution

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: nudist swashbuckling brunch

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: laughsome institution

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: nudist swashbuckling brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Arousing yellow stock car

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: laughsome institution

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Arousing yellow stock car

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: laughsome institution

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Arousing yellow stock car

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: laughsome institution

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Arousing yellow stock car

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Domesticated House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608187)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Hilarious aquamarine abode dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608325)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: mewling curious spot boiling water

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: wine bearded faggotry turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#39229259)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: magical slate organic girlfriend rigpig

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Avocado Trust Fund

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: nudist swashbuckling brunch

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: laughsome institution

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: thriller jade station jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867758)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: spectacular property brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23868898)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Cerebral Messiness Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: laughsome institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: laughsome institution

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Coral bipolar laser beams scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Ungodly Home Windowlicker

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: fishy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Chest-beating vigorous set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: chestnut school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Talented lake locale mother

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Black Glittery Double Fault

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: racy flesh location

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: laughsome institution

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: racy flesh location

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: laughsome institution

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Shaky jewess

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Black Glittery Double Fault

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: violet state foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Cobalt Wagecucks Place Of Business

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: fishy kitchen

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: nudist swashbuckling brunch

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: laughsome institution

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: magical slate organic girlfriend rigpig

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Cerebral Messiness Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: 180 pearly resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: 180 pearly resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Cerebral Messiness Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: chestnut school

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: laughsome institution

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Mint hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Internet-worthy trailer park striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: laughsome institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Aromatic Orchestra Pit Dysfunction

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: insanely creepy stead

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: laughsome institution

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: insanely creepy stead

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: laughsome institution

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: insanely creepy stead

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: laughsome institution

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: insanely creepy stead

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: fighting indigo meetinghouse

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: insanely creepy stead

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: insanely creepy stead

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: laughsome institution

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: insanely creepy stead

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: fighting indigo meetinghouse

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: laughsome institution

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: galvanic territorial theater

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz public bath

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: laughsome institution

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: insanely creepy stead

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: laughsome institution

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: insanely creepy stead

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: laughsome institution

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: insanely creepy stead

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Hateful Purple Feces

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: laughsome institution

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Hateful Purple Feces

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Infuriating ceo piazza

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: laughsome institution

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Infuriating ceo piazza

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: insanely creepy stead

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Appetizing Magenta Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Brilliant hall

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: odious scarlet site

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Dull concupiscible field potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: laughsome institution

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: filthy charcoal point dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#40213400)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: self-absorbed pontificating native

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed library puppy

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: ultramarine incel

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: violent nofapping pistol

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: mewling curious spot boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Contagious Silver Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Dull concupiscible field potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Fuchsia gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: magical slate organic girlfriend rigpig

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Appetizing Magenta Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#42929195)