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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: nubile step-uncle's house

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825619)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828253)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: Costumed adulterous cruise ship headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988261)



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Lascivious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825684)



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: scarlet painfully honest institution



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Twinkling heady garrison sneaky criminal

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Abnormal hunting ground



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: nubile step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827895)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: glittery swollen area cuckoldry

Please continue on with the story...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827898)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: opaque motley hominid

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone yellow death wish spot

Go on...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: fragrant base kitty



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Arousing Ultramarine Sex Offender



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: swashbuckling market

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828376)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: bateful transparent mexican international law enforcement agency



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Bearded Mind-boggling Ticket Booth Pocket Flask

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: nubile step-uncle's house



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Bearded Mind-boggling Ticket Booth Pocket Flask



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: Bearded Mind-boggling Ticket Booth Pocket Flask

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26777553)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: citrine fighting stead

ham and eggers should die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988131)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Bearded Mind-boggling Ticket Booth Pocket Flask

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988140)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: citrine fighting stead

no, they're not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988174)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: filthy vibrant mental disorder

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297897)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: Titillating den

2nd year associate

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Light concupiscible electric furnace



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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Bearded Mind-boggling Ticket Booth Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26857853)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Vigorous irate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26963171)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: Bearded Mind-boggling Ticket Booth Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988077)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: Titillating den

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: federal sienna really tough guy travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988121)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: blue supple ladyboy

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988148)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Titillating den

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988167)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: filthy vibrant mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297900)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM
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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#49122292)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: pungent cocky point pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35298402)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Emerald stirring selfie digit ratio

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Rough-skinned vengeful temple degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#27147996)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Bearded Mind-boggling Ticket Booth Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#27989075)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: alcoholic home

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28021852)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Bearded Mind-boggling Ticket Booth Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616770)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: alcoholic home

was literally thinking about this yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616774)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: clear stimulating space

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616859)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: medicated marketing idea

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851063)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: Nofapping prole jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616894)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: Sadistic meetinghouse place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#33701121)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Sadistic meetinghouse place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851052)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: medicated marketing idea

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851057)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: clear stimulating space



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Violet cracking immigrant parlor

What a great phrase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297859)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
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Date: August 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Lake associate



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: nubile step-uncle's house

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#36797515)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:43 AM
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Date: December 9th, 2021 9:56 AM
Author: Bearded Mind-boggling Ticket Booth Pocket Flask



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo

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