\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers." ...
razzmatazz preventive strike
  06/26/14
...
adventurous idiot orchestra pit
  06/27/14
...
Self-centered soul-stirring knife
  12/23/14
...
chrome cruise ship depressive
  06/26/14
...
Boyish Greedy Filthpig
  06/26/14
Underrated
Green Flirting School
  06/26/14
...
Aquamarine multi-colored point
  06/26/14
...
razzmatazz preventive strike
  06/27/14
Please continue on with the story...
Cruel-hearted church building mexican
  06/27/14
I enjoyed this
transparent parlor
  06/27/14
Go on...
odious pistol
  06/27/14
...
glassy temple legal warrant
  06/27/14
...
Rusted Famous Landscape Painting Ceo
  06/27/14
(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)
Titillating faggotry
  06/27/14
...
Aphrodisiac stubborn antidepressant drug
  06/27/14
lol
exciting sooty kitchen
  06/27/14
...
razzmatazz preventive strike
  07/22/14
...
exciting sooty kitchen
  11/22/14
bump for the ham and eggers on this board
exciting sooty kitchen
  11/23/14
ham and eggers should die
supple crystalline locus mental disorder
  12/23/14
They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profe...
exciting sooty kitchen
  12/23/14
no, they're not.
supple crystalline locus mental disorder
  12/23/14
We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers
yellow indecent old irish cottage spot
  02/01/18
2nd year associate
beady-eyed nibblets
  12/23/14
...
Big becky
  11/23/14
...
exciting sooty kitchen
  12/04/14
...
metal thriller institution
  12/19/14
...
exciting sooty kitchen
  12/23/14
Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole b...
beady-eyed nibblets
  12/23/14
...
pea-brained tank sanctuary
  12/23/14
7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, co...
heady rough-skinned queen of the night macaca
  12/23/14
Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in hi...
beady-eyed nibblets
  12/23/14
...
mischievous therapy
  07/04/17
...
yellow indecent old irish cottage spot
  02/01/18
...
mind-boggling nursing home
  02/01/18
...
excitant giraffe tanning salon
  12/09/21
...
appetizing emerald scourge upon the earth
  05/27/22
...
buttfaggot
  07/22/25
...
Sick exhilarant library
  02/01/18
great thread but for some reason i always read "glory b...
Lascivious awkward corner trust fund
  12/23/14
...
Arousing Navy Senate Cumskin
  01/19/15
...
exciting sooty kitchen
  05/29/15
love this thread
cracking abusive personal credit line property
  06/02/15
...
exciting sooty kitchen
  08/24/15
was literally thinking about this yesterday
cracking abusive personal credit line property
  08/24/15
I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courtho...
Chartreuse Fat Ankles Circlehead
  08/24/15
I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.
violent lodge rigor
  12/06/17
...
Effete bawdyhouse
  08/24/15
...
Histrionic pearly box office ratface
  07/04/17
...
Histrionic pearly box office ratface
  12/06/17
Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since thi...
violent lodge rigor
  12/06/17
...
Chartreuse Fat Ankles Circlehead
  02/01/18
What a great phrase.
cordovan factory reset button fanboi
  02/01/18
...
Hairraiser rehab jew
  02/01/18
...
Gaped Shrine
  08/06/18
...
wonderful state gaming laptop
  09/12/18
The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul capture...
razzmatazz preventive strike
  09/12/18
...
Wild Embarrassed To The Bone Pit
  09/12/18
...
Cruel-hearted church building mexican
  09/14/18
...
Hilarious dashing garrison trump supporter
  08/15/19
...
puce frozen church
  06/25/20
...
Charismatic hot affirmative action party of the first part
  04/05/21
...
exciting sooty kitchen
  10/06/21
...
exciting sooty kitchen
  12/09/21
...
Ruby spectacular whorehouse indirect expression
  12/09/21
...
Cerebral Useless Liquid Oxygen Piazza
  12/09/21
...
Cerebral Useless Liquid Oxygen Piazza
  05/27/22
...
wonderful state gaming laptop
  06/13/22
...
Hilarious dashing garrison trump supporter
  01/26/24
...
smoky fortuitous meteor
  01/26/24
...
comical theater
  01/26/24
...
canary bateful resort
  06/25/24
...
wonderful state gaming laptop
  05/13/25
...
Wang Hernandez
  07/22/25
...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/22/25
...
buttfaggot
  07/22/25
180 thread
When I grow up I want to be a pumo
  07/22/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz preventive strike

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825619)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: adventurous idiot orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828253)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: Self-centered soul-stirring knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988261)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: chrome cruise ship depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825684)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Boyish Greedy Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825885)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Green Flirting School

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825919)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Aquamarine multi-colored point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825927)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: razzmatazz preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827895)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted church building mexican

Please continue on with the story...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827898)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: transparent parlor

I enjoyed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827908)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: odious pistol

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828224)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: glassy temple legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828247)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Rusted Famous Landscape Painting Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828258)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: Titillating faggotry

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828376)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac stubborn antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828401)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: exciting sooty kitchen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828686)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25983644)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: exciting sooty kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26775570)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: exciting sooty kitchen

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26777553)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: supple crystalline locus mental disorder

ham and eggers should die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988131)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: exciting sooty kitchen

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988140)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: supple crystalline locus mental disorder

no, they're not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988174)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: yellow indecent old irish cottage spot

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297897)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed nibblets

2nd year associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988179)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Big becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26777723)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: exciting sooty kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26857853)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: metal thriller institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26963171)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: exciting sooty kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988077)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed nibblets

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988110)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: pea-brained tank sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988121)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: heady rough-skinned queen of the night macaca

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988148)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed nibblets

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988167)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: mischievous therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#33701145)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: yellow indecent old irish cottage spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297900)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35298412)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 9th, 2021 10:00 AM
Author: excitant giraffe tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#43582596)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 27th, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: appetizing emerald scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#44583071)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#49122292)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: Sick exhilarant library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35298402)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Lascivious awkward corner trust fund

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988132)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Arousing Navy Senate Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#27147996)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: exciting sooty kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#27989075)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: cracking abusive personal credit line property

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28021852)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: exciting sooty kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616770)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: cracking abusive personal credit line property

was literally thinking about this yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616774)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fat Ankles Circlehead

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616859)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: violent lodge rigor

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851063)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: Effete bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616894)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: Histrionic pearly box office ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#33701121)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Histrionic pearly box office ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851052)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: violent lodge rigor

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851057)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fat Ankles Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297850)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: cordovan factory reset button fanboi

What a great phrase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297859)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser rehab jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297942)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Gaped Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#36564755)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 12th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: wonderful state gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#36797455)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz preventive strike

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#36797515)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 12th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Wild Embarrassed To The Bone Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#36797525)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted church building mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#36806647)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: Hilarious dashing garrison trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#38690100)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 25th, 2020 6:21 PM
Author: puce frozen church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#40495714)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2021 11:53 AM
Author: Charismatic hot affirmative action party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#42224309)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2021 2:44 PM
Author: exciting sooty kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#43231597)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 9th, 2021 9:56 AM
Author: exciting sooty kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#43582581)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 9th, 2021 10:06 AM
Author: Ruby spectacular whorehouse indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#43582618)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 9th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Cerebral Useless Liquid Oxygen Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#43583111)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 27th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: Cerebral Useless Liquid Oxygen Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#44583056)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2022 4:39 PM
Author: wonderful state gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#44677436)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Hilarious dashing garrison trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#47332716)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: smoky fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#47332726)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: comical theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#47332740)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 25th, 2024 9:41 AM
Author: canary bateful resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#47776159)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 13th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: wonderful state gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#48927228)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 22nd, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Wang Hernandez



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#49121847)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 22nd, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#49121975)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#49122291)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#49122823)