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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
excitant arrogant principal's office
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
Charismatic Tattoo
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
opaque deer antler
  09/18/14
fair
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Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
Dun stage
  02/26/16
No man
demanding offensive hominid orchestra pit
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
Blathering parlour
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
razzle-dazzle toilet seat
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
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fuk u
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Lol fags
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This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
Maniacal Theatre
  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
soul-stirring library
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
cruel-hearted glittery yarmulke field
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
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  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
soul-stirring library
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
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Appetizing Sadistic School Legal Warrant
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excitant arrogant principal's office
  05/06/22
I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
Exhilarant rough-skinned organic girlfriend
  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
Cordovan wild senate headpube
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
Exhilarant rough-skinned organic girlfriend
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
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pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: excitant arrogant principal's office

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#26351081)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Charismatic Tattoo

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#26351095)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: opaque deer antler

the board was so fucking faggy back then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#26351128)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: talented sinister set coffee pot

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: hateful brunch pocket flask



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Dun stage

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: demanding offensive hominid orchestra pit

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Blathering parlour

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#29925372)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle toilet seat

damn, it really was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#29925374)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: Heady Dilemma Electric Furnace

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#29925403)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: red rebellious gas station

fuk u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#29925833)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: opaque deer antler



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Dun stage



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: disgusting international law enforcement agency half-breed



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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: fragrant ebony masturbator



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic School Legal Warrant



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: cracking flickering heaven affirmative action

Lol fags

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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic School Legal Warrant



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: Maniacal Theatre

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: soul-stirring library

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: cruel-hearted glittery yarmulke field

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30008976)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: iridescent aphrodisiac toaster factory reset button

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring library

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: iridescent aphrodisiac toaster factory reset button

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic School Legal Warrant



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic School Legal Warrant



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Idiotic Dingle Berry Sandwich

Lul

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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Pontificating Crusty Dopamine Indirect Expression



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: excitant arrogant principal's office



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant rough-skinned organic girlfriend

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Cordovan wild senate headpube

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant rough-skinned organic girlfriend

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Cordovan wild senate headpube

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#44465005)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: Floppy philosopher-king

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#44464991)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Cordovan wild senate headpube



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant rough-skinned organic girlfriend



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic School Legal Warrant



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: maroon point

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic School Legal Warrant



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic School Legal Warrant



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