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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
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deranged sound barrier
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180
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
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Green site
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
insecure exhilarant rigor station
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
Irradiated unholy sneaky criminal
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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charcoal stag film famous landscape painting
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still funny.
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crystalline comical sanctuary
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Still 180
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crystalline comical sanctuary
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Aromatic Talking Office
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Green site
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
Irradiated unholy sneaky criminal
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
crystalline comical sanctuary
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?
Irradiated unholy sneaky criminal
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: wine multi-colored den pistol

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#26386867)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: charismatic massive puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#26413220)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Green site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30814646)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: deranged sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30814651)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Aromatic Talking Office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30814652)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Impertinent swollen institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30814715)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Hyperventilating reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30814717)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: misunderstood corner international law enforcement agency

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30814757)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Green site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30957229)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: insecure exhilarant rigor station

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Irradiated unholy sneaky criminal

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#32956442)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: carmine crackhouse

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#42099382)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: misunderstood corner international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#31270599)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Green site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30957227)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: rambunctious dog poop tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#31271112)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Razzmatazz Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#31271113)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: charcoal stag film famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#32123005)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: charcoal stag film famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#32955923)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Hilarious Field Jap

still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#32956038)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: shimmering nudist ladyboy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#32956444)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Marvelous filthy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232299)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Twinkling cowardly spot headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232302)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Arrogant black market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232446)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: crystalline comical sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232456)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: cordovan diverse wagecucks

Still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232674)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: crystalline comical sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669273)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Aromatic Talking Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669191)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Green site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669194)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: Irradiated unholy sneaky criminal

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: crystalline comical sanctuary

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Irradiated unholy sneaky criminal

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669532)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: crystalline comical sanctuary

?pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669554)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling chartreuse dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669580)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: Thriller mother trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#42099217)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: Fuchsia Resort Coffee Pot

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#42099373)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Vibrant Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#42099399)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: charcoal stag film famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#45085318)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#49168449)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: jew hater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#49168452)