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he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
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razzle faggotry digit ratio
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
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you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
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Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
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(Rick Reilly)
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That hurt bro.
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great thread
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
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bump for Buddy
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who's a good associate?
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
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razzle faggotry digit ratio
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Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
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razzle faggotry digit ratio
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SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
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Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
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This bort could use a palate cleanser today
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
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Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
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needed more golden retrievers
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CR.
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Woah CR friend :-)
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: razzle faggotry digit ratio



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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Violet bull headed psychic

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:08 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:08 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: harsh quadroon foreskin



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed crimson idea he suggested



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling erotic organic girlfriend

how can I purchase a ticket for admission to a screening of your film

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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: tantric regret



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: hyperventilating area weed whacker

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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Dull multi-colored set

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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: excitant public bath new version

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Date: January 30th, 2022 7:32 PM
Author: self-centered comical address



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Violent doctorate



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Plum Sick Pistol



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Geriatric mind-boggling native bbw

Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. Liquidation. I'm petitioning the court to have you appointed as retriever. Make us proud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470685)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: razzle faggotry digit ratio



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: hyperventilating area weed whacker



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Pungent Lemon Community Account Menage



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Violet bull headed psychic



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:11 PM
Author: exciting filthpig



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:33 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: cerebral whorehouse juggernaut



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:58 AM
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:04 AM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Stimulating Lay Boltzmann

*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470709)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: narrow-minded station gaping



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: vigorous mint feces nibblets



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Lascivious Halford

Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil only to find it COVERED in slobber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470744)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: irradiated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497365)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Lascivious Halford

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470787)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:41 PM
Author: transparent water buffalo space



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: primrose depressive lettuce



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: spectacular knife



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: razzle faggotry digit ratio



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: narrow-minded station gaping



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: harsh quadroon foreskin

this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470830)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage

fucking lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27488608)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: saffron puppy



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: impressive chapel idiot



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Violent doctorate



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: hyperventilating area weed whacker



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Maize old irish cottage selfie

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Pungent Lemon Community Account Menage



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed crimson idea he suggested



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Disgusting maniacal stag film round eye



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:05 PM
Author: Plum Sick Pistol



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Violent doctorate

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471589)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: Lascivious Halford

1800000

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: narrow-minded station gaping

legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471675)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: heady corner



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: charismatic hateful hominid genital piercing

Height of assosciate?

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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Violent doctorate

6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30040508)



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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Nighttime Grizzly Home Macaca

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31742441)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: know-it-all forum chad

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32312679)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: orange bespoke institution

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34596422)



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Date: December 1st, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Umber plaza volcanic crater

180

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: twinkling splenetic codepig really tough guy



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: talented jewess cuckold



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: opaque property windowlicker



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed crimson idea he suggested



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Sienna Hairy Legs



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Haunting Persian



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: cerebral whorehouse juggernaut



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: deranged international law enforcement agency



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: bateful deer antler



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Date: March 12th, 2015 7:12 AM
Author: trip nowag hall



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: nudist degenerate

this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477235)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: irradiated ceo

Moar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497407)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: chestnut chest-beating bawdyhouse fanboi

the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this board is truly remarkable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497423)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 5:26 AM
Author: self-centered comical address



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Date: January 30th, 2022 2:46 AM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Aromatic dilemma tattoo



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: talented jewess cuckold

Lol 1800

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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: opaque property windowlicker

180

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Date: August 14th, 2017 8:01 AM
Author: Umber plaza volcanic crater



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: cerebral whorehouse juggernaut



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: vermilion wonderful death wish range



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Date: January 27th, 2022 5:25 AM
Author: self-centered comical address



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: Histrionic Nofapping Affirmative Action Associate



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:24 AM
Author: self-centered comical address



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:40 AM
Author: deranged international law enforcement agency



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: razzle faggotry digit ratio

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470814)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Hairless Aphrodisiac Brethren

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470952)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: Underhanded infuriating pervert



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: irradiated ceo

It practically writes itself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497415)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001646)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001644)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Stimulating Lay Boltzmann

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: razzle faggotry digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: narrow-minded station gaping

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: razzle faggotry digit ratio

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: narrow-minded station gaping

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: razzle faggotry digit ratio

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: narrow-minded station gaping

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: razzle faggotry digit ratio

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Underhanded infuriating pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: iridescent azn laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: bipolar violent shrine

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Maize old irish cottage selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: razzle faggotry digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: self-centered comical address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: self-centered comical address

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Pungent Lemon Community Account Menage

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: razzle faggotry digit ratio

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Underhanded infuriating pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Stimulating Lay Boltzmann

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Pungent Lemon Community Account Menage

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: razzle faggotry digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Stimulating Lay Boltzmann

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Pungent Lemon Community Account Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: pink parlour kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Histrionic Nofapping Affirmative Action Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: hyperventilating area weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Hairless Aphrodisiac Brethren

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: razzle faggotry digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: salmon startled principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: harsh quadroon foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: hyperventilating area weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: razzle faggotry digit ratio

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: racy cheese-eating haunted graveyard

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: boyish garnet kitty meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Hairless Aphrodisiac Brethren

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Violet bull headed psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Pungent Lemon Community Account Menage

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Coiffed Laughsome Mediation Rehab

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Geriatric mind-boggling native bbw

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Hairless Aphrodisiac Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Plum Sick Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: exciting filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Violet bull headed psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Maize old irish cottage selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Underhanded infuriating pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Red hyperactive school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Violent doctorate

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: harsh quadroon foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: kink-friendly orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: puce parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Pungent Lemon Community Account Menage

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: nudist degenerate

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: cracking fat ankles

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: 180 misanthropic background story piazza

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: green trust fund sound barrier

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: irate church turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: beady-eyed crimson idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: apoplectic rose point french chef

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: exhilarant wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Sienna Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: narrow-minded station gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: federal fluffy hospital partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Haunting Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Haunting Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Haunting Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Titillating national philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Histrionic Nofapping Affirmative Action Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: self-centered comical address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Topaz crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: self-centered comical address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Geriatric mind-boggling native bbw

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Yapping lodge coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: brass tripping masturbator school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: fragrant hot trump supporter stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: magical contagious senate cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Razzmatazz tan mad cow disease internal respiration

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: spruce vibrant electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: bipolar violent shrine

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: razzle faggotry digit ratio

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Smoky patrolman kitchen

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: razzle faggotry digit ratio

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: irradiated ceo

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Geriatric mind-boggling native bbw

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: razzle faggotry digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Ivory stage dog poop

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Jade unholy athletic conference mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Pungent Lemon Community Account Menage

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible cerise toaster ape

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: spectacular knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: narrow-minded station gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: self-centered comical address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Pungent Lemon Community Account Menage

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: French Casino Dragon

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Pungent Lemon Community Account Menage

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: cyan tank site

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: nudist degenerate

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Violent doctorate

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: sooty roast beef gay wizard

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling erotic organic girlfriend

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Yapping lodge coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling erotic organic girlfriend

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling erotic organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: electric charcoal multi-billionaire

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: adventurous crusty clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: self-centered comical address

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: swashbuckling erotic organic girlfriend

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: yellow cuckoldry

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling erotic organic girlfriend

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: primrose depressive lettuce

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Drunken Nursing Home Incel

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Drunken Nursing Home Incel

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Underhanded infuriating pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stock car

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: chestnut chest-beating bawdyhouse fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Magenta Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: electric charcoal multi-billionaire

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Pungent Lemon Community Account Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: ultramarine center legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: hyperventilating area weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: beady-eyed crimson idea he suggested

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Jade unholy athletic conference mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: 180 misanthropic background story piazza

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: high-end keepsake machete

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: razzle faggotry digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: hyperventilating area weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Mischievous den queen of the night

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: razzle faggotry digit ratio

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Underhanded infuriating pervert

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: irate church turdskin

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Burgundy Stirring Shitlib Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Filthy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Violent doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Jade unholy athletic conference mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed crimson idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Marvelous location blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Histrionic Nofapping Affirmative Action Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: cruel-hearted ocher crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: apoplectic rose point french chef

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: narrow-minded station gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: nubile resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Haunting Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Costumed library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: fragrant hot trump supporter stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Histrionic Nofapping Affirmative Action Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: self-centered comical address

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: effete theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Jade unholy athletic conference mental disorder

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: cracking fat ankles

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: beady-eyed crimson idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: narrow-minded station gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: dun balding house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Jade unholy athletic conference mental disorder

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Jade unholy athletic conference mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Geriatric mind-boggling native bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: self-centered comical address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: self-centered comical address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: irate church turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Ivory stage dog poop

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: glittery chrome giraffe double fault

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: irate church turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Jade unholy athletic conference mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: beady-eyed crimson idea he suggested

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: razzle faggotry digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: rebellious corn cake pit

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: razzle faggotry digit ratio

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: spruce vibrant electric furnace

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Underhanded infuriating pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: slimy box office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: spectacular knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Underhanded infuriating pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Jade unholy athletic conference mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: irate church turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: arousing fighting business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: chocolate heaven main people

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Jade unholy athletic conference mental disorder

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Geriatric mind-boggling native bbw

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: razzle faggotry digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Jade unholy athletic conference mental disorder

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Geriatric mind-boggling native bbw

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: irradiated ceo

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: dashing low-t liquid oxygen

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Clear up-to-no-good half-breed

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: olive sex offender place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Haunting Persian

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Geriatric mind-boggling native bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Jade unholy athletic conference mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: razzle faggotry digit ratio

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Haunting Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31301639)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Haunting Persian

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: razzle faggotry digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Jade unholy athletic conference mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Flirting travel guidebook mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43587050)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Haunting Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: buff university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#31742386)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: olive sex offender place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Haunting Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Mahogany Alcoholic Spot

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Jade unholy athletic conference mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Jade unholy athletic conference mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Silver bat shit crazy mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Haunting Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Umber plaza volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Silver bat shit crazy mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: emerald boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: know-it-all forum chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Jade unholy athletic conference mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: big circlehead

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Jade unholy athletic conference mental disorder

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44386625)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: diverse market legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34010081)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Titillating national philosopher-king

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Misunderstood Fear-inspiring People Who Are Hurt Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: supple frisky tanning salon useless brakes

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Fishy odious state roommate

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: indecent lilac theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34599459)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: mewling step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34611420)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: fragrant hot trump supporter stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35366857)



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#34997551)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: olive sex offender place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35233934)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35246573)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: deranged international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#35366774)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Jade unholy athletic conference mental disorder

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Mustard Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#38399330)



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: sickened cruise ship

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Cordovan rough-skinned karate dopamine

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: Wine bonkers brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39053724)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: free-loading claret sanctuary hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39059518)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: self-centered comical address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#47524036)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Violet bull headed psychic

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Violet bull headed psychic

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: Wine bonkers brunch

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Violet bull headed psychic

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: jet arrogant base

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8b/2f/b1/8b2fb19861c4652d2be1a1494eeb52b0.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44001625)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing ( )

woof counselor!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#49521933)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: Cowardly Translucent Hunting Ground Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#41917107)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: sable thriller office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43566239)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: adventurous crusty clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43566256)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: avocado vivacious fortuitous meteor theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#43571163)



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: self-centered comical address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#44066414)



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: self-centered comical address

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: Histrionic Nofapping Affirmative Action Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#45684448)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: self-centered comical address

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#45739945)



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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: self-centered comical address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#47371111)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: deranged international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Reputation#49343973)