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you and your HS GF lying in bed listening to Sigur Ros and talking about prom

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state fl...
Dark Volcanic Crater
  07/05/15
Sugar Ray*
rambunctious rigor
  06/03/16
you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living i...
Dark Volcanic Crater
  07/05/15
On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook. &quo...
Dark Volcanic Crater
  07/05/15
She never responds
curious site
  06/03/16
, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly cr...
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cyan roast beef
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cyan roast beef
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Bright rebellious queen of the night boiling water
  06/03/16
Fuck off dude
dull associate
  07/05/15
this is an eerily accurate description of my life
flickering low-t heaven international law enforcement agency
  07/05/15
Why does it hurt so bad man
dull associate
  07/05/15
such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions s...
flickering low-t heaven international law enforcement agency
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Dark Volcanic Crater
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misanthropic chad public bath
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avocado odious wrinkle
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Vivacious Mediation Pistol
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Gold Haunting Incel
  06/16/16
You can still maek it
Well-lubricated histrionic cruise ship
  06/17/16
"I'm good. How are you?" "Oh, you know, ju...
Dark Volcanic Crater
  07/05/15
Promising
Provocative very tactful degenerate scourge upon the earth
  07/05/15
Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school
Fuchsia friendly grandma step-uncle's house
  07/05/15
CR joke is on this fgt
Gold Haunting Incel
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bull headed talking national roommate
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Well-lubricated histrionic cruise ship
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violet cuckoldry
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cyan roast beef
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flatulent pontificating nursing home
  07/05/15
twist: she forgot your name during countless cock seshs with...
irate marvelous legend
  07/05/15
She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" ...
Dark Volcanic Crater
  07/05/15
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cyan roast beef
  06/17/16
You didn't get all of it in the toilet.
Dark Volcanic Crater
  07/05/15
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Dark Volcanic Crater
  07/06/15
i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it
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butt cheeks
  09/08/25
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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: Dark Volcanic Crater

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state flagship where you could have stayed with her for Dartmouth because you needed the "intellectual stimulation") and you Facebook her now, 10 years later, and she's working as a dental assistant and married to a 6'3" accountant who was the star receiver on your HS football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28261846)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: rambunctious rigor

Sugar Ray*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617102)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Dark Volcanic Crater

you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living in a studio apartment in East St. Louis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28261856)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Dark Volcanic Crater

On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.

"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."

You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: curious site

She never responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617059)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: Vigorous Piazza Therapy

, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly crafting and have re-read 10 times since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30723583)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: cyan roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725856)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: cyan roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725855)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Bright rebellious queen of the night boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617080)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: dull associate

Fuck off dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262750)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: flickering low-t heaven international law enforcement agency

this is an eerily accurate description of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262765)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: dull associate

Why does it hurt so bad man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262795)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: flickering low-t heaven international law enforcement agency

such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions stick with you forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262813)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Dark Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262831)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: misanthropic chad public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617063)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: avocado odious wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617068)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Vivacious Mediation Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617074)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Gold Haunting Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30723543)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Well-lubricated histrionic cruise ship

You can still maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Dark Volcanic Crater

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Provocative very tactful degenerate scourge upon the earth

Promising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262807)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Fuchsia friendly grandma step-uncle's house

Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262858)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: Gold Haunting Incel

CR joke is on this fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262873)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Fuchsia friendly grandma step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262900)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: bull headed talking national roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28268449)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: wonderful maroon parlor preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28269083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Vivacious Mediation Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617076)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Dark Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28376390)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Gold Haunting Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30723532)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 8:24 AM
Author: Glittery transparent gaming laptop spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725621)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Well-lubricated histrionic cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725801)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: violet cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725819)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: cyan roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725857)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: flatulent pontificating nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262897)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: irate marvelous legend

twist: she forgot your name during countless cock seshs with black athletes at college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262915)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Dark Volcanic Crater

She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."

Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.

You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.

The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28265159)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: cyan roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725859)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Dark Volcanic Crater

You didn't get all of it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28265253)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Dark Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28268436)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: bull headed talking national roommate

i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28268446)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: mischievous halford potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617109)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: misanthropic chad public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617052)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: mischievous halford potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617079)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: narrow-minded generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30723066)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Lake Patrolman Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725798)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: Aqua Maniacal People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725830)



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Date: November 14th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Dark Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#34689368)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: Ivory haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#44755294)



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Date: July 22nd, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: mischievous halford potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#46578472)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#49245724)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

if u were listening to sigur ros with girls in hs u gay sorry dawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#49245727)