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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
Infuriating green background story lodge
  12/29/15
b!
rambunctious juggernaut
  12/29/15
C
Emerald theater generalized bond
  12/29/15
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mildly autistic pearly heaven
  12/29/15
c
Frozen chapel
  12/29/15
a
Vivacious house idea he suggested
  12/29/15
a
yapping magical persian
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
rambunctious juggernaut
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
Infuriating green background story lodge
  12/29/15
...
mildly autistic pearly heaven
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
rambunctious juggernaut
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
embarrassed to the bone space jap
  12/29/15
...
mildly autistic pearly heaven
  12/29/15
?
embarrassed to the bone space jap
  12/29/15
...
mildly autistic pearly heaven
  12/29/15
You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
Infuriating green background story lodge
  12/29/15
...
mildly autistic pearly heaven
  12/29/15
c for sure
embarrassed to the bone space jap
  12/29/15
C
yapping magical persian
  12/29/15
c
dark depressive messiness
  12/29/15
Xo
Emerald theater generalized bond
  12/29/15
chaturbate
erotic step-uncle's house prole
  12/30/15
C!
rambunctious juggernaut
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
rambunctious juggernaut
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
Odious pit doctorate
  12/29/15
...
mildly autistic pearly heaven
  12/29/15
...
Emerald theater generalized bond
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
dark depressive messiness
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
self-absorbed fear-inspiring stage
  12/29/15
lol ouch
apoplectic fragrant trailer park gunner
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
embarrassed to the bone space jap
  12/29/15
...
saffron soggy travel guidebook
  12/30/15
...
mildly autistic pearly heaven
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
Cyan insane mood
  12/30/15
You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
Infuriating green background story lodge
  12/30/15
2
apoplectic fragrant trailer park gunner
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
Cyan insane mood
  12/30/15
police
erotic step-uncle's house prole
  12/30/15
1
yapping magical persian
  12/30/15
lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
Emerald theater generalized bond
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...
Emerald theater generalized bond
  01/02/16
4 and 180
dark depressive messiness
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
dark depressive messiness
  12/30/15
...
Emerald theater generalized bond
  12/30/15
18000000000000000000000000000000000
Contagious drab base
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...
razzle-dazzle brethren nowag
  11/05/20
next chapter please!
cobalt set blood rage
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bungulator
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Disturbing ticket booth knife
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Infuriating green background story lodge

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: rambunctious juggernaut

b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29480979)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Emerald theater generalized bond

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481594)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: mildly autistic pearly heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29480970)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Frozen chapel

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29480973)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Vivacious house idea he suggested

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29480975)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: yapping magical persian

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29480989)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: rambunctious juggernaut

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Infuriating green background story lodge

I can', A & B ar tied :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481164)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: mildly autistic pearly heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481212)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: rambunctious juggernaut

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone space jap

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: mildly autistic pearly heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481225)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone space jap

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481285)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: mildly autistic pearly heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Infuriating green background story lodge

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: mildly autistic pearly heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone space jap

c for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481299)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: yapping magical persian

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481311)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: dark depressive messiness

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Emerald theater generalized bond

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481600)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: erotic step-uncle's house prole

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: rambunctious juggernaut

C!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481291)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: rambunctious juggernaut

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Odious pit doctorate

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: mildly autistic pearly heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Emerald theater generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: dark depressive messiness

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: self-absorbed fear-inspiring stage

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: apoplectic fragrant trailer park gunner

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone space jap

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: saffron soggy travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: mildly autistic pearly heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Cyan insane mood

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Infuriating green background story lodge

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: apoplectic fragrant trailer park gunner

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482210)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Cyan insane mood

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: erotic step-uncle's house prole

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: yapping magical persian

1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482232)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Emerald theater generalized bond

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Emerald theater generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29505583)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: dark depressive messiness

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: dark depressive messiness

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Emerald theater generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Contagious drab base

18000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29570485)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle brethren nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#41284039)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: cobalt set blood rage

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: bungulator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#49506318)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: Disturbing ticket booth knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#41284137)