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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
pearly field faggotry
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Citrine crackhouse
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Slimy office
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
wild parlour circlehead
  01/26/16
jesus no...
stimulating spot puppy
  10/24/16
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wild parlour circlehead
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  01/25/16
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jet black woman lodge
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Passionate misanthropic skinny woman
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boyish pink crotch station
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Autistic Elite Philosopher-king
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coral base mad cow disease
  01/25/16
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pearly field faggotry
  01/25/16
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arrogant market jew
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Adventurous plaza
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Maniacal pervert box office
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Citrine crackhouse
  01/26/16
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disgusting judgmental whorehouse
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Light pistol
  01/26/16
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twinkling comical church building
  11/27/16
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Autistic Elite Philosopher-king
  06/13/17
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Misunderstood people who are hurt
  12/19/17
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pearly field faggotry
  01/24/18
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mind-boggling impertinent dragon heaven
  06/10/24
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Slimy office
  01/26/16
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  10/24/16
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angry vivacious theater
  11/27/16
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Autistic Elite Philosopher-king
  01/23/17
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insane main people sound barrier
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  09/26/21
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  03/12/22
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mind-boggling impertinent dragon heaven
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mind-boggling impertinent dragon heaven
  05/04/24
ruthless.
180 pungent lay
  01/25/16
Brutal
coral base mad cow disease
  01/25/16
...
appetizing nowag factory reset button
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
splenetic floppy school haunted graveyard
  01/25/16
toxic
dead really tough guy
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Marvelous Carmine Address Indirect Expression
  01/25/16
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Federal genital piercing
  01/25/16
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pearly field faggotry
  01/25/16
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Laughsome Avocado Clown Ladyboy
  01/25/16
damnit
Cordovan vengeful national bbw
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jet black woman lodge
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
pearly field faggotry
  01/25/16
jfc
Autistic Elite Philosopher-king
  01/25/16
Cr edit
jet black woman lodge
  01/25/16
...
pearly field faggotry
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Autistic Elite Philosopher-king
  01/25/16
Cr
pearly field faggotry
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Rusted new version
  01/25/16
hm
Naked Sexy Personal Credit Line Site
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Rusted new version
  01/25/16
wait
Nofapping wine generalized bond
  01/25/16
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Slimy office
  01/26/16
...
Umber Locus
  01/25/16
...
pearly field faggotry
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Marvelous Carmine Address Indirect Expression
  01/25/16
...
racy depressive
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
180 pungent lay
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Autistic Elite Philosopher-king
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
180 pungent lay
  01/25/16
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Nofapping wine generalized bond
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Misunderstood people who are hurt
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massive halford
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Cordovan vengeful national bbw
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Laughsome Avocado Clown Ladyboy
  01/25/16
...
pearly field faggotry
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
soul-stirring love of her life
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
pearly field faggotry
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Brilliant digit ratio area
  01/25/16
...
Stirring Frozen Dog Poop School Cafeteria
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
glittery place of business
  01/25/16
...
splenetic floppy school haunted graveyard
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...
arrogant market jew
  01/25/16
damn
Rusted new version
  01/25/16
...
supple obsidian property
  01/25/16
...
Crimson Scourge Upon The Earth Gunner
  01/25/16
O LORD
razzmatazz son of senegal
  01/25/16
jfc
Razzle adulterous stage cumskin
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Brass Motley Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Maniacal pervert box office
  01/25/16
...
jet black woman lodge
  01/25/16
Lmao
pearly field faggotry
  01/25/16
...
Hyperventilating gaping hospital
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Slimy office
  01/26/16
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supple obsidian property
  01/26/16
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Light pistol
  01/26/16
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pearly field faggotry
  02/15/16
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Gay den roast beef
  07/08/17
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Submissive Abnormal Half-breed Casino
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pearly field faggotry
  10/27/17
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impressive fragrant gas station
  12/26/17
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pearly field faggotry
  05/24/18
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pearly field faggotry
  03/16/20
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irradiated pale foreskin indian lodge
  02/18/22
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Harsh hall hairy legs
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Adventurous plaza
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Cordovan vengeful national bbw
  01/25/16
ouch
Green Anal Reading Party Stag Film
  01/26/16
poison
ungodly high-end juggernaut center
  01/26/16
...
Thriller Church
  01/26/16
180
Citrine crackhouse
  01/26/16
...
Nofapping wine generalized bond
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Magenta prole
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Slimy office
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Rusted new version
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Lascivious Big-titted Institution
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
bright theatre
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Histrionic wrinkle
  09/27/16
...
Harsh hall hairy legs
  12/26/17
...
Light pistol
  08/12/19
180
wild parlour circlehead
  01/26/16
...
Light pistol
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
curious blue affirmative action
  01/27/16
...
Misunderstood people who are hurt
  01/27/16
...
pearly field faggotry
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
yellow greedy menage
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
yellow greedy menage
  02/02/16
...
lake talking locale round eye
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
trip chapel
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Up-to-no-good ivory jewess
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
bossy diverse therapy rigor
  02/24/16
18000000
heady state cuckoldry
  03/04/16
165
Scarlet cuckold
  03/04/16
...
bateful balding athletic conference library
  05/19/16
chilling
Exhilarant Dingle Berry
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Odious multi-billionaire forum
  12/17/16
Good lord.
disrespectful selfie business firm
  01/03/17
oh my.
Cruel-hearted frum principal's office
  01/23/17
toxic
Electric Parlor
  03/13/17
...
insane main people sound barrier
  03/15/17
...
massive halford
  04/02/17
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pea-brained arousing temple rigpig
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
gold cheese-eating psychic
  07/08/17
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spectacular patrolman step-uncle's house
  10/27/17
mother of god
orange messiness azn
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Soggy orchid hell
  10/27/17
JFC
Cocky useless brakes gaming laptop
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  12/26/17
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violet shaky dilemma
  12/26/17
ouch
nubile wonderful toilet seat
  02/20/18
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Opaque theater stage
  01/16/19
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Well-lubricated Vigorous Location Lettuce
  08/09/19
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aphrodisiac headpube pit
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
excitant walnut pocket flask preventive strike
  07/28/25
...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Multi-colored senate
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Provocative brunch
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
arrogant market jew
  01/25/16
...
Maniacal pervert box office
  01/25/16
...
Cowardly Hairraiser Boistinker
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
coral base mad cow disease
  01/25/16
toxic
Rusted new version
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
coral base mad cow disease
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Rusted new version
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
coral base mad cow disease
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
pearly field faggotry
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Rusted new version
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
pearly field faggotry
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
razzle-dazzle lemon kitty cat abode
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Rusted new version
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
coral base mad cow disease
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
soul-stirring love of her life
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
coral base mad cow disease
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
soul-stirring love of her life
  01/25/16
TY bro
coral base mad cow disease
  01/25/16
...
Maniacal pervert box office
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
vibrant fortuitous meteor sex offender
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
appetizing nowag factory reset button
  10/27/17
...
fantasy-prone mahogany mexican
  10/27/17
...
pearly field faggotry
  05/24/18
...
Cruel-hearted frum principal's office
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
hairless geriatric sanctuary
  10/27/17
credited advice
nubile wonderful toilet seat
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Rusted new version
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Fishy swashbuckling tanning salon faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Rusted new version
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Awkward stock car
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
coral base mad cow disease
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
soul-stirring love of her life
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Rusted new version
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
pearly field faggotry
  01/25/16
lol
Maroon Charismatic Bawdyhouse
  06/01/17
...
coral base mad cow disease
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Rusted new version
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
coral base mad cow disease
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Citrine crackhouse
  01/26/16
...
Harsh hall hairy legs
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Brass Motley Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Brass Motley Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
coral base mad cow disease
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Brass Motley Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Rusted new version
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Brass Motley Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Rusted new version
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Brass Motley Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
pearly field faggotry
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
coral base mad cow disease
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Rusted new version
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
coral base mad cow disease
  01/25/16
Lmao
Dashing Bearded Set Dopamine
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
pearly field faggotry
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Autistic Elite Philosopher-king
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
pearly field faggotry
  01/25/16
lmao true
Rusted new version
  01/25/16
...
Nofapping wine generalized bond
  01/26/16
...
Harsh hall hairy legs
  12/26/17
Haha
Violent talented corner
  03/19/20
...
coral base mad cow disease
  01/25/16
...
Laughsome Avocado Clown Ladyboy
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
vibrant fortuitous meteor sex offender
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Puce big quadroon boltzmann
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
beady-eyed ticket booth
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
pearly field faggotry
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
hairless geriatric sanctuary
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Histrionic wrinkle
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
know-it-all idiotic shrine tattoo
  06/03/19
oh no
Lascivious Big-titted Institution
  08/08/19
LOL
bat-shit-crazy plum milk
  03/16/20
JFC
Cruel-hearted frum principal's office
  03/19/20
Update?
irradiated pale foreskin indian lodge
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
galvanic hissy fit mental disorder
  01/25/16
...
coral base mad cow disease
  01/25/16
...
Misunderstood people who are hurt
  05/19/16
...
Umber Locus
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
aromatic bonkers nursing home laser beams
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Laughsome Avocado Clown Ladyboy
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
aromatic bonkers nursing home laser beams
  01/26/16
Cr
Laughsome Avocado Clown Ladyboy
  01/26/16
...
Slimy office
  01/26/16
...
Slimy office
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
aromatic bonkers nursing home laser beams
  01/26/16
...
Multi-colored senate
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Duck-like Doctorate
  01/26/16
...
Duck-like Doctorate
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
brindle potus
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Gay den roast beef
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Fighting Space
  01/26/16
...
supple obsidian property
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Citrine crackhouse
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Nofapping wine generalized bond
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Autistic Elite Philosopher-king
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Fighting Space
  01/26/16
Lmfao
pearly field faggotry
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
brindle potus
  01/26/16
...
Peach Stead Becky
  01/16/19
...
Violent talented corner
  03/16/20
...
wild parlour circlehead
  01/26/16
...
Nofapping wine generalized bond
  01/26/16
...
supple obsidian property
  01/26/16
...
Misunderstood people who are hurt
  03/28/16
...
Well-lubricated Vigorous Location Lettuce
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
At-the-ready trailer park
  01/26/16
...
pearly field faggotry
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
razzle-dazzle lemon kitty cat abode
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
wild parlour circlehead
  01/26/16
...
stimulating spot puppy
  10/24/16
...
Nofapping wine generalized bond
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Awkward stock car
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
exciting yapping codepig
  04/04/16
...
insane main people sound barrier
  03/15/17
*applause*
Filthy Flirting Wagecucks
  10/27/17
...
aphrodisiac headpube pit
  09/26/21
...
hairless geriatric sanctuary
  01/26/16
...
Nofapping wine generalized bond
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
aromatic bonkers nursing home laser beams
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Nofapping wine generalized bond
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
pearly field faggotry
  01/26/16
...
aromatic bonkers nursing home laser beams
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
aromatic bonkers nursing home laser beams
  01/26/16
...
Laughsome Avocado Clown Ladyboy
  01/26/16
...
soul-stirring love of her life
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
bright theatre
  01/26/16
Describe
aromatic bonkers nursing home laser beams
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
bright theatre
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
aromatic bonkers nursing home laser beams
  01/26/16
...
Nofapping wine generalized bond
  01/26/16
...
soul-stirring love of her life
  01/26/16
Please be flame
pearly field faggotry
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
bright theatre
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Autistic Elite Philosopher-king
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
bright theatre
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
spectacular patrolman step-uncle's house
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Light pistol
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
bright theatre
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort
  01/26/16
Fuck
spectacular patrolman step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Umber Locus
  01/26/16
cq's!
Rusted new version
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
bright theatre
  01/26/16
...
Cruel-hearted frum principal's office
  03/19/20
...
insane main people sound barrier
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Cerebral Poppy Public Bath Ceo
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
razzle-dazzle lemon kitty cat abode
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Multi-colored senate
  01/26/16
...
pearly field faggotry
  01/26/16
...
nubile wonderful toilet seat
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
razzle-dazzle lemon kitty cat abode
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
soul-stirring love of her life
  01/26/16
...
Light pistol
  01/26/16
LOL fair
razzle-dazzle lemon kitty cat abode
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Fighting Space
  01/26/16
...
supple obsidian property
  01/26/16
...
Slimy office
  01/23/17
...
insane main people sound barrier
  03/15/17
...
Gay den roast beef
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
aromatic bonkers nursing home laser beams
  01/26/16
underrated
stimulating spot puppy
  01/26/16
...
Misunderstood people who are hurt
  02/15/16
...
angry vivacious theater
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
cracking shivering university
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...
bright theatre
  01/26/16
...
Nofapping wine generalized bond
  01/26/16
jfc
Autistic Elite Philosopher-king
  01/26/16
...
Contagious Startled Range Marketing Idea
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Fighting Space
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
bright theatre
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Nofapping wine generalized bond
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
bright theatre
  01/26/16
do u love it
Nofapping wine generalized bond
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
bright theatre
  01/26/16
...
bat shit crazy house
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Fighting Space
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
bright theatre
  01/26/16
...
pearly field faggotry
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Autistic Elite Philosopher-king
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
bright theatre
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Autistic Elite Philosopher-king
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Fighting Space
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Autistic Elite Philosopher-king
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
bright theatre
  01/26/16
...
Milky home elastic band
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
indecent hunting ground
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Cordovan vengeful national bbw
  01/26/16
...
spectacular patrolman step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
...
wild parlour circlehead
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
soul-stirring love of her life
  01/26/16
...
Umber Locus
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
supple obsidian property
  01/26/16
JFC
rehab liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
180
Mentally impaired garrison keepsake machete
  01/26/16
...
coiffed useless shitlib
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
spectacular patrolman step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
bright theatre
  01/26/16
...
indecent hunting ground
  01/26/16
...
indecent hunting ground
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
bright theatre
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort
  01/26/16
...
bright theatre
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
bright theatre
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
bright theatre
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
bright theatre
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort
  01/26/16
180 twist
pearly field faggotry
  01/26/16
...
Nofapping wine generalized bond
  01/26/16
THIS
Awkward stock car
  01/26/16
...
Khaki jap
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Light pistol
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Light pistol
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Light pistol
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Light pistol
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
boyish pink crotch station
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
boyish pink crotch station
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Rusted new version
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Light pistol
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
razzle-dazzle lemon kitty cat abode
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Light pistol
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Rusted new version
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
seedy kitty idea he suggested
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Cordovan vengeful national bbw
  01/26/16
...
arrogant market jew
  01/26/16
180
Saffron Cuck
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Maniacal pervert box office
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
pearly field faggotry
  01/27/16
...
Umber Locus
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
yellow greedy menage
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Nudist
  05/19/16
repost please
Maniacal pervert box office
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
bright theatre
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Nudist
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Milky home elastic band
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Awkward stock car
  01/26/16
...
Nofapping wine generalized bond
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...
coral base mad cow disease
  01/27/16
180.
Misunderstood people who are hurt
  01/27/16
...
Khaki jap
  01/29/16
...
Odious multi-billionaire forum
  01/31/16
...
Nofapping wine generalized bond
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
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brave
pearly field faggotry
  02/03/16
...
irradiated pale foreskin indian lodge
  02/22/16
...
Nofapping wine generalized bond
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
insecure translucent
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...
Maniacal pervert box office
  03/08/16
...
pearly field faggotry
  09/27/16
...
pearly field faggotry
  03/04/16
...
Autistic Elite Philosopher-king
  04/04/16
...
massive halford
  04/04/16
cr
Fighting Space
  04/20/16
...
irradiated pale foreskin indian lodge
  05/11/16
...
Nofapping wine generalized bond
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...
pearly field faggotry
  06/17/16
...
bronze apoplectic
  09/27/16
...
Autistic Elite Philosopher-king
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Umber Locus
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Rusted new version
  10/24/16
...
pearly field faggotry
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Nudist
  10/24/16
...
Odious multi-billionaire forum
  10/27/16
...
chrome incel
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Umber Locus
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
pearly field faggotry
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Cerise unhinged antidepressant drug
  01/23/17
... ...
hairless geriatric sanctuary
  01/23/17
...
pearly field faggotry
  07/08/17
Lol
insecure translucent
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Iridescent
  01/16/19
...
wild parlour circlehead
  02/11/17
...
pearly field faggotry
  03/13/17
...
Autistic Elite Philosopher-king
  03/15/17
...
insane main people sound barrier
  03/15/17
...
Odious multi-billionaire forum
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
mauve police squad
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
mint organic girlfriend
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Cruel-hearted frum principal's office
  06/01/17
...
flatulent mad-dog skullcap
  06/01/17
...
Misunderstood people who are hurt
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
turquoise feces
  06/13/17
...
Cruel-hearted frum principal's office
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Spruce brethren
  07/08/17
...
sable fanboi corn cake
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...
Autistic Elite Philosopher-king
  09/25/17
...
spectacular patrolman step-uncle's house
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Umber Locus
  10/27/17
...
doobsian striped hyena
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Out-of-control Blathering Trump Supporter
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
pearly field faggotry
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Out-of-control Blathering Trump Supporter
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
chrome incel
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
effete telephone
  05/24/18
...
coral base mad cow disease
  07/25/18
...
spectacular patrolman step-uncle's house
  05/17/18
...
pearly field faggotry
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Startling Olive
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
pearly field faggotry
  07/25/18
...
disgusting judgmental whorehouse
  07/25/18
...
spectacular patrolman step-uncle's house
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
pearly field faggotry
  01/16/19
...
Umber Locus
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Iridescent
  01/16/19
Jfc
pearly field faggotry
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Umber Locus
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
claret
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
boyish pink crotch station
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
amber beta immigrant
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
amber beta immigrant
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Fighting Space
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
amber beta immigrant
  01/17/19
...
spectacular patrolman step-uncle's house
  04/08/19
...
Mischievous
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
doobsian striped hyena
  04/09/19
...
amber beta immigrant
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
amber beta immigrant
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
pearly field faggotry
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Chartreuse idiot
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
pearly field faggotry
  06/03/19
...
Umber Locus
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Up-to-no-good ivory jewess
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
amber beta immigrant
  06/03/19
...
wild parlour circlehead
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
amber beta immigrant
  08/08/19
...
amber beta immigrant
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Azure Costumed Community Account Private Investor
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
  08/12/19
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Chest-beating Haunting Background Story
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Autistic Elite Philosopher-king
  03/14/20
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Fighting Space
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Fighting Space
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territorial karate
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Autistic Elite Philosopher-king
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Umber Locus
  09/26/21
...
Domesticated deer antler old irish cottage
  10/11/21
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aphrodisiac headpube pit
  10/11/21
bump
Fighting Space
  03/12/22
...
Autistic Elite Philosopher-king
  01/05/23
...
irradiated pale foreskin indian lodge
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Dark
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Demanding
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pearly field faggotry
  01/03/24
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spectacular patrolman step-uncle's house
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irradiated pale foreskin indian lodge
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678453)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Citrine crackhouse

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682018)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Slimy office

This one stings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683283)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: wild parlour circlehead

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684234)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: stimulating spot puppy

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: angry vivacious theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32287869)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:00 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
Author: wild parlour circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#41114459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: brindle potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678454)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Passionate misanthropic skinny woman



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Slate Water Buffalo Point



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: jet black woman lodge



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Passionate misanthropic skinny woman



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: boyish pink crotch station



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Autistic Elite Philosopher-king

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678480)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: coral base mad cow disease



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: Sienna legend meetinghouse



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: arrogant market jew



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Adventurous plaza

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680351)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Maniacal pervert box office



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
Author: Citrine crackhouse



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: disgusting judgmental whorehouse



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Light pistol



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: twinkling comical church building



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: Autistic Elite Philosopher-king



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Date: December 19th, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: Misunderstood people who are hurt



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling impertinent dragon heaven



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Slimy office



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
Author: Titillating Native



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: angry vivacious theater



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Autistic Elite Philosopher-king



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: insane main people sound barrier



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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: Autistic Elite Philosopher-king



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Autistic Elite Philosopher-king



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Autistic Elite Philosopher-king



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
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Author: White Ape



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling impertinent dragon heaven



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: 180 pungent lay

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: coral base mad cow disease

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: appetizing nowag factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: splenetic floppy school haunted graveyard

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: dead really tough guy

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Marvelous Carmine Address Indirect Expression

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Federal genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Laughsome Avocado Clown Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Cordovan vengeful national bbw

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: jet black woman lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Autistic Elite Philosopher-king

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: jet black woman lodge

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Autistic Elite Philosopher-king

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Rusted new version

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Naked Sexy Personal Credit Line Site

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Rusted new version

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Nofapping wine generalized bond

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Slimy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Umber Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: pearly field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Marvelous Carmine Address Indirect Expression

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: racy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: 180 pungent lay

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Autistic Elite Philosopher-king

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: 180 pungent lay

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Nofapping wine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Misunderstood people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: massive halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Cordovan vengeful national bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Laughsome Avocado Clown Ladyboy

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring love of her life

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Brilliant digit ratio area

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Stirring Frozen Dog Poop School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: glittery place of business

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: splenetic floppy school haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: arrogant market jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Rusted new version

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: supple obsidian property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Crimson Scourge Upon The Earth Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz son of senegal

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Razzle adulterous stage cumskin

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Brass Motley Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Maniacal pervert box office

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: jet black woman lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Hyperventilating gaping hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Slimy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: supple obsidian property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Light pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Gay den roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: orange messiness azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Submissive Abnormal Half-breed Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: impressive fragrant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: irradiated pale foreskin indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Harsh hall hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Adventurous plaza

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Cordovan vengeful national bbw

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Green Anal Reading Party Stag Film

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: ungodly high-end juggernaut center

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Thriller Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Citrine crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Nofapping wine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Magenta prole

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Slimy office

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Rusted new version

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Lascivious Big-titted Institution

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: bright theatre

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Histrionic wrinkle

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Harsh hall hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Light pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: wild parlour circlehead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Light pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: curious blue affirmative action

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Misunderstood people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: yellow greedy menage

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: yellow greedy menage

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: lake talking locale round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: trip chapel

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good ivory jewess

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: bossy diverse therapy rigor

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: heady state cuckoldry

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Scarlet cuckold

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: bateful balding athletic conference library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant Dingle Berry

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Odious multi-billionaire forum

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: disrespectful selfie business firm

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted frum principal's office

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Electric Parlor

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: insane main people sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: massive halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: pea-brained arousing temple rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: gold cheese-eating psychic

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: spectacular patrolman step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: orange messiness azn

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Soggy orchid hell

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Cocky useless brakes gaming laptop

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: doobsian striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: violet shaky dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: nubile wonderful toilet seat

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: fear-inspiring cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Opaque theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Vigorous Location Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac headpube pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: excitant walnut pocket flask preventive strike

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored senate

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Provocative brunch

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: arrogant market jew

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Maniacal pervert box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Cowardly Hairraiser Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: coral base mad cow disease

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Rusted new version

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: coral base mad cow disease

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Rusted new version

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: coral base mad cow disease

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Rusted new version

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lemon kitty cat abode

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Rusted new version

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: coral base mad cow disease

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring love of her life

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: coral base mad cow disease

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring love of her life

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: coral base mad cow disease

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Maniacal pervert box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: vibrant fortuitous meteor sex offender

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: appetizing nowag factory reset button

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: fantasy-prone mahogany mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted frum principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: hairless geriatric sanctuary

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: nubile wonderful toilet seat

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Rusted new version

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Fishy swashbuckling tanning salon faggot firefighter

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Rusted new version

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Awkward stock car

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: coral base mad cow disease

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring love of her life

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Rusted new version

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Maroon Charismatic Bawdyhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: coral base mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Rusted new version

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: coral base mad cow disease

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Citrine crackhouse

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Harsh hall hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Brass Motley Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Brass Motley Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: coral base mad cow disease

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Brass Motley Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Rusted new version

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Brass Motley Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Rusted new version

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Brass Motley Kitchen Sweet Tailpipe

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: coral base mad cow disease

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Rusted new version

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: coral base mad cow disease

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Dashing Bearded Set Dopamine

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Autistic Elite Philosopher-king

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Rusted new version

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Nofapping wine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Harsh hall hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Violent talented corner

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: coral base mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Laughsome Avocado Clown Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: vibrant fortuitous meteor sex offender

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Puce big quadroon boltzmann

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed ticket booth

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: hairless geriatric sanctuary

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Histrionic wrinkle

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: know-it-all idiotic shrine tattoo

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Lascivious Big-titted Institution

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy plum milk

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted frum principal's office

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: irradiated pale foreskin indian lodge

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: galvanic hissy fit mental disorder

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: coral base mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Misunderstood people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Umber Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: aromatic bonkers nursing home laser beams

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Laughsome Avocado Clown Ladyboy

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: aromatic bonkers nursing home laser beams

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Laughsome Avocado Clown Ladyboy

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Slimy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Slimy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: aromatic bonkers nursing home laser beams

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Multi-colored senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Duck-like Doctorate

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Duck-like Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: brindle potus

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Gay den roast beef

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Fighting Space

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: supple obsidian property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Citrine crackhouse

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Nofapping wine generalized bond

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Autistic Elite Philosopher-king

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Fighting Space

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: brindle potus

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Peach Stead Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Violent talented corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: wild parlour circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Nofapping wine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: supple obsidian property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Misunderstood people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Vigorous Location Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: At-the-ready trailer park

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lemon kitty cat abode

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: wild parlour circlehead

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: stimulating spot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Nofapping wine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Awkward stock car

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: exciting yapping codepig

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: insane main people sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Filthy Flirting Wagecucks

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac headpube pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: hairless geriatric sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Nofapping wine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: aromatic bonkers nursing home laser beams

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Nofapping wine generalized bond

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: aromatic bonkers nursing home laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: aromatic bonkers nursing home laser beams

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Laughsome Avocado Clown Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: bright theatre

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: aromatic bonkers nursing home laser beams

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: bright theatre

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: aromatic bonkers nursing home laser beams

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Nofapping wine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: bright theatre

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Autistic Elite Philosopher-king

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: bright theatre

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: spectacular patrolman step-uncle's house

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Light pistol

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: bright theatre

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: spectacular patrolman step-uncle's house

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Umber Locus

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Rusted new version

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: bright theatre

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted frum principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: insane main people sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Cerebral Poppy Public Bath Ceo

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lemon kitty cat abode

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Multi-colored senate

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: nubile wonderful toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lemon kitty cat abode

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring love of her life

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Light pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lemon kitty cat abode

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Fighting Space

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: supple obsidian property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Slimy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: insane main people sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Gay den roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: aromatic bonkers nursing home laser beams

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: stimulating spot puppy

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Misunderstood people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: angry vivacious theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: cracking shivering university

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: bright theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Nofapping wine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Autistic Elite Philosopher-king

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Contagious Startled Range Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Fighting Space

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: bright theatre

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Nofapping wine generalized bond

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: bright theatre

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Nofapping wine generalized bond

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: bright theatre

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author:  bat shit crazy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Fighting Space

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: bright theatre

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Autistic Elite Philosopher-king

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: bright theatre

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Autistic Elite Philosopher-king

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Fighting Space

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Autistic Elite Philosopher-king

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: bright theatre

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Milky home elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: indecent hunting ground

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Cordovan vengeful national bbw

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: spectacular patrolman step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: wild parlour circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring love of her life

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Umber Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: supple obsidian property

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author:  rehab liquid oxygen

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Mentally impaired garrison keepsake machete

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: coiffed useless shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: spectacular patrolman step-uncle's house

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: bright theatre

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: indecent hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: indecent hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: bright theatre

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: bright theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: bright theatre

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: bright theatre

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: bright theatre

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Nofapping wine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Awkward stock car

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Khaki jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Light pistol

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Light pistol

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Light pistol

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Light pistol

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: boyish pink crotch station

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: boyish pink crotch station

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Rusted new version

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Light pistol

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lemon kitty cat abode

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Light pistol

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Concupiscible Sneaky Criminal Resort

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Rusted new version

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  seedy kitty idea he suggested

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Cordovan vengeful national bbw

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: arrogant market jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Saffron Cuck

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Maniacal pervert box office

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Umber Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: yellow greedy menage

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Nudist

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Maniacal pervert box office

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: bright theatre

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Nudist

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Milky home elastic band

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Awkward stock car

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Nofapping wine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: coral base mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Misunderstood people who are hurt

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Khaki jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Odious multi-billionaire forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Nofapping wine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: 

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: irradiated pale foreskin indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Nofapping wine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: insecure translucent

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Maniacal pervert box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Autistic Elite Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: massive halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Fighting Space

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: irradiated pale foreskin indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Nofapping wine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: bronze apoplectic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Autistic Elite Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Umber Locus

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Rusted new version

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Nudist

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Odious multi-billionaire forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  chrome incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Umber Locus

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: pearly field faggotry

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Cerise unhinged antidepressant drug

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: hairless geriatric sanctuary

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: insecure translucent

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Iridescent

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: wild parlour circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: pearly field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Autistic Elite Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: insane main people sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Odious multi-billionaire forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  mauve police squad

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: mint organic girlfriend

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted frum principal's office

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: flatulent mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Misunderstood people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: turquoise feces

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted frum principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Spruce brethren

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  sable fanboi corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Autistic Elite Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: spectacular patrolman step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Umber Locus

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: doobsian striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Out-of-control Blathering Trump Supporter

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Out-of-control Blathering Trump Supporter

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  chrome incel

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  effete telephone

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: coral base mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: spectacular patrolman step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Startling Olive

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: disgusting judgmental whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: spectacular patrolman step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Umber Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Iridescent

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Umber Locus

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  claret

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: boyish pink crotch station

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: amber beta immigrant

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: amber beta immigrant

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Fighting Space

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: amber beta immigrant

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: spectacular patrolman step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Mischievous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: doobsian striped hyena

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: amber beta immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: amber beta immigrant

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: pearly field faggotry

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Chartreuse idiot

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: pearly field faggotry

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Umber Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good ivory jewess

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: amber beta immigrant

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: wild parlour circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: amber beta immigrant

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: amber beta immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: 

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Azure Costumed Community Account Private Investor

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: 

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Chest-beating Haunting Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Autistic Elite Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Fighting Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Fighting Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: territorial karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Autistic Elite Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Umber Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Domesticated deer antler old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac headpube pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Fighting Space

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Autistic Elite Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: irradiated pale foreskin indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Dark

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Demanding

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: pearly field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: spectacular patrolman step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: irradiated pale foreskin indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#49136888)