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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: brilliant passionate meetinghouse

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: Cerebral Trust Fund



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: brilliant passionate meetinghouse

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Sapphire French Chef

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: violent twinkling uncleanness spot



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: infuriating flushed university



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Cracking Gaping Location

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296525)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: brilliant passionate meetinghouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Boyish toilet seat

Anthony Bourdain all over again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296755)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Sapphire French Chef

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296760)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Indecent roommate shitlib

RIP Charlie TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296764)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: brilliant passionate meetinghouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: zombie-like striped hyena



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Arousing zippy indian lodge

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: carnelian site black woman

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Cerise Tanning Salon

XO is incredible!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296794)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: brilliant passionate meetinghouse



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: smoky aggressive mediation



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Cerise Tanning Salon

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299278)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: low-t heaven

Explain plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299381)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: metal codepig



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Cerise Tanning Salon

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299780)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: brilliant passionate meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37305554)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: brilliant passionate meetinghouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: khaki anal stock car base

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299292)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: brilliant passionate meetinghouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299365)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: buck-toothed keepsake machete

q did this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299391)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: cowardly copper hissy fit public bath

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Cerise Tanning Salon

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299443)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: brilliant passionate meetinghouse

100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299742)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Cerise Tanning Salon

I believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299784)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299852)



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: buck-toothed keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#38084240)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: metal codepig

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Arousing zippy indian lodge

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299553)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Cerise Tanning Salon



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Adventurous Locale Sound Barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299728)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: brilliant passionate meetinghouse



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: sable mind-boggling patrolman

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37984795)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: brilliant passionate meetinghouse

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37984801)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: Fragrant underhanded newt double fault



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: brilliant passionate meetinghouse



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: brilliant passionate meetinghouse



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Trip orchestra pit

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#38508641)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Drab exciting range liquid oxygen

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#38508668)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: brilliant passionate meetinghouse



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: brilliant passionate meetinghouse



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: brilliant passionate meetinghouse

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46979039)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Diverse stead volcanic crater



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Kikeboi Carti



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: Dull arrogant clown



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: brilliant passionate meetinghouse



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: brilliant passionate meetinghouse



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Frum office wagecucks

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46982518)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Indecent roommate shitlib



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Ivory soul-stirring garrison genital piercing



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Slippery Jet-lagged Nursing Home

which of the white kids was kitty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46982527)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Adventurous Locale Sound Barrier



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