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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
twinkling box office
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
Charismatic voyeur locus
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
Nubile Sinister Electric Furnace Friendly Grandma
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
twinkling box office
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
very tactful emerald pisswyrm property
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
twinkling box office
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
very tactful emerald pisswyrm property
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
twinkling box office
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
very tactful emerald pisswyrm property
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
french ceo
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
Nubile Sinister Electric Furnace Friendly Grandma
  08/09/18
Dachshund
twinkling box office
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
Nubile Sinister Electric Furnace Friendly Grandma
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
180 stain hell
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
twinkling box office
  08/09/18
Same.
offensive fanboi
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
Autistic queen of the night resort
  08/09/18
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outnumbered house partner
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
Duck-like arousing theatre candlestick maker
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
twinkling box office
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
Duck-like arousing theatre candlestick maker
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
saffron idea he suggested marketing idea
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
sick gay wizard
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
outnumbered house partner
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
exhilarant amber psychic
  08/09/18
...
boyish preventive strike macaca
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
wild bistre patrolman
  08/09/18
stfu gook
ruby fluffy plaza
  08/09/18
...
boyish preventive strike macaca
  08/09/18
Cr
comical meetinghouse coffee pot
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
wild bistre patrolman
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
concupiscible roast beef lay
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
offensive fanboi
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
Wonderful cuck cruise ship
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
Heady office
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
sadistic address codepig
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
Electric shitlib
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
Burgundy supple public bath
  08/09/18
Sick
twinkling box office
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
Internet-worthy keepsake machete trump supporter
  08/09/18
...
Shimmering Vigorous Potus Field
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
elite talented rigpig
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
concupiscible roast beef lay
  08/09/18
...
Histrionic Church
  08/09/18
...
ungodly hunting ground gaping
  08/09/18
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Angry rough-skinned mental disorder
  03/15/25
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self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
Flatulent brilliant dilemma
  08/09/18
...
poppy odious scourge upon the earth death wish
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
wild bistre patrolman
  08/09/18
interesting
ungodly hunting ground gaping
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
twinkling box office
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Aphrodisiac yapping messiness
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
exhilarant amber psychic
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: twinkling box office

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Charismatic voyeur locus

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Nubile Sinister Electric Furnace Friendly Grandma

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: twinkling box office

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: very tactful emerald pisswyrm property

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: twinkling box office

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: very tactful emerald pisswyrm property

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: twinkling box office

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: very tactful emerald pisswyrm property

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: french ceo

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Nubile Sinister Electric Furnace Friendly Grandma

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: twinkling box office

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Nubile Sinister Electric Furnace Friendly Grandma

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: 180 stain hell

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: twinkling box office

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: offensive fanboi

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Autistic queen of the night resort

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: outnumbered house partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Duck-like arousing theatre candlestick maker

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: twinkling box office

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Duck-like arousing theatre candlestick maker

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: saffron idea he suggested marketing idea

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: sick gay wizard

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: outnumbered house partner

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: exhilarant amber psychic

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: boyish preventive strike macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584291)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: wild bistre patrolman

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: ruby fluffy plaza

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: boyish preventive strike macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584293)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: comical meetinghouse coffee pot

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: wild bistre patrolman

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: concupiscible roast beef lay

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: offensive fanboi

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Wonderful cuck cruise ship

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Heady office

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: sadistic address codepig

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Electric shitlib

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Burgundy supple public bath

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: twinkling box office

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Internet-worthy keepsake machete trump supporter

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Shimmering Vigorous Potus Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: elite talented rigpig

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: concupiscible roast beef lay

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Histrionic Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: ungodly hunting ground gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588678)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Angry rough-skinned mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#48749704)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Flatulent brilliant dilemma

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: poppy odious scourge upon the earth death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36584388)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: wild bistre patrolman

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: ungodly hunting ground gaping

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: twinkling box office

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac yapping messiness

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: exhilarant amber psychic

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2Reputation#49446165)