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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
plum aggressive mother
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Lime trust fund
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
violent massive stage
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
plum aggressive mother
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Lime trust fund
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
plum aggressive mother
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
Boyish charcoal half-breed nowag
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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glassy hyperactive digit ratio
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exciting greedy azn meetinghouse
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Vivacious silver theater stage
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The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
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frozen mind-boggling temple
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Curious Zippy Crackhouse
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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glassy hyperactive digit ratio
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vigorous twinkling toilet seat
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
plum aggressive mother
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Curious Zippy Crackhouse
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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Appetizing insanely creepy base depressive
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exciting greedy azn meetinghouse
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Light talking milk
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
plum aggressive mother
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Light talking milk
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
plum aggressive mother
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
violent massive stage
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
Light talking milk
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
plum aggressive mother
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
Light talking milk
  08/20/18
You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
plum aggressive mother
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
Light talking milk
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
plum aggressive mother
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
Light talking milk
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
plum aggressive mother
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
Light talking milk
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
plum aggressive mother
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
plum aggressive mother
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
low-t bipolar goal in life coldplay fan
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low-t bipolar goal in life coldplay fan
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
Dun Talented Theatre
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plum aggressive mother
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
Flesh adventurous windowlicker
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effete insecure field private investor
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
maniacal bright library incel
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
sinister pisswyrm step-uncle's house
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nofapping pit
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
effete insecure field private investor
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lol johnsmeyer
trip sanctuary
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
Supple olive area
  08/21/18
Coincidence that crows are black?
clear electric furnace trailer park
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Lawman8 weeping
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Light talking milk
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
plum aggressive mother
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historically important thread
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glittery skinny woman
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: plum aggressive mother

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Lime trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651789)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: violent massive stage

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: plum aggressive mother

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Lime trust fund

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: plum aggressive mother

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Boyish charcoal half-breed nowag

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: clear electric furnace trailer park

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: glassy hyperactive digit ratio



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: exciting greedy azn meetinghouse



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Contagious iridescent friendly grandma quadroon



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Vivacious silver theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653720)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Supple olive area

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Curious Zippy Crackhouse



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: frozen mind-boggling temple



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Curious Zippy Crackhouse



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Impressive Gay Wizard Weed Whacker

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: glassy hyperactive digit ratio



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: vigorous twinkling toilet seat



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: plum aggressive mother

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Curious Zippy Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: motley scourge upon the earth tanning salon

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Appetizing insanely creepy base depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: exciting greedy azn meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Light talking milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: plum aggressive mother

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Light talking milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: plum aggressive mother

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: violent massive stage

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Light talking milk

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: plum aggressive mother

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Light talking milk

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: plum aggressive mother

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Light talking milk

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: plum aggressive mother

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Light talking milk

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: plum aggressive mother

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Light talking milk

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: plum aggressive mother

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: plum aggressive mother

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: low-t bipolar goal in life coldplay fan

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: low-t bipolar goal in life coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Dun Talented Theatre

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: plum aggressive mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Flesh adventurous windowlicker

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: effete insecure field private investor



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: maniacal bright library incel

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: sinister pisswyrm step-uncle's house

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: nofapping pit



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: effete insecure field private investor

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: trip sanctuary

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Supple olive area

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: clear electric furnace trailer park

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Coiffed concupiscible lodge

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Light talking milk



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: plum aggressive mother

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Dun Talented Theatre

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: glittery skinny woman



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: plum aggressive mother

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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