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Cock Control to Training Tom

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Heady Garrison
  11/28/22
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mind-boggling temple
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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom Cock Control to Trainin' Tom...
Heady Garrison
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mind-boggling temple
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Magical Patrolman
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Honey-headed cuckoldry
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Heady Garrison
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
exciting copper locale weed whacker
  12/13/22
Me.
Heady Garrison
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
exciting copper locale weed whacker
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
Heady Garrison
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
exciting copper locale weed whacker
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
Sooty casino
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sable set
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henna theatre
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Heady Garrison
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Heady Garrison
  11/29/22
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adulterous silver market
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Heady Garrison
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
Outnumbered sepia home factory reset button
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
Translucent filthpig
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
Heady Garrison
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
Outnumbered sepia home factory reset button
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offensive passionate community account
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Woah.
Heady Garrison
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purple public bath
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buff low-t prole address
  12/14/22
btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
Heady Garrison
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
Outnumbered sepia home factory reset button
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
Heady Garrison
  12/21/22
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Heady Garrison
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
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Heady Garrison
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mauve hospital
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Heady Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: mind-boggling temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: Heady Garrison

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: mind-boggling temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Magical Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: Honey-headed cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: Heady Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: exciting copper locale weed whacker

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Heady Garrison

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: exciting copper locale weed whacker

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Heady Garrison

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: exciting copper locale weed whacker

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: Sooty casino

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: sable set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45634045)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: floppy obsidian space turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: henna theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: Heady Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Heady Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: adulterous silver market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: Heady Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: Outnumbered sepia home factory reset button

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Translucent filthpig

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: Heady Garrison

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Outnumbered sepia home factory reset button

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: offensive passionate community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Heady Garrison

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: purple public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: buff low-t prole address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: Heady Garrison

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Outnumbered sepia home factory reset button

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: Heady Garrison

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Heady Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Outnumbered sepia home factory reset button

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: Heady Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: mauve hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: Heady Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Heady Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: nude mediator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2Reputation#49535059)