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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
Irradiated Cyan Abode Son Of Senegal
  07/19/24
I live like this now
Avocado splenetic brethren scourge upon the earth
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Boyish Opaque Senate Background Story
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180
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Cheese-eating Lemon Travel Guidebook
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Juan Eighty
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loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it w...
passionate office
  07/19/24
This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Pr...
Crawly Trust Fund Masturbator
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Balding territorial place of business
  07/19/24
*in the next week
Irradiated Cyan Abode Son Of Senegal
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Vigorous haunted graveyard bawdyhouse
  07/19/24
libs maf!
Aphrodisiac set knife
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fighting hateful cuckold
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Spectacular step-uncle's house shitlib
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Zombie-like 180 resort new version
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Balding territorial place of business
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Poppy Nowag
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galvanic pit
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Crawly Trust Fund Masturbator
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trip maize selfie sweet tailpipe
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NM is back
Bat-shit-crazy Low-t Field Hissy Fit
  07/19/24
God I hope so
Vigorous haunted graveyard bawdyhouse
  07/19/24
His love is with us always, brother.
Irradiated Cyan Abode Son Of Senegal
  07/19/24
He poasted yesterday iirc
Balding territorial place of business
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cocky know-it-all dopamine
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Irradiated Cyan Abode Son Of Senegal
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aggressive blathering trump supporter
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pink magical fat ankles cruise ship
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marvelous queen of the night corn cake
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Balding territorial place of business
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political and religious prisoner
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Wow
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Aphrodisiac set knife
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galvanic pit
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mrx sunburst
galvanic pit
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Bat-shit-crazy Low-t Field Hissy Fit
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Pics?
startling becky range
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duck-like outnumbered giraffe
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wonderful scarlet house mental disorder
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Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?
translucent sound barrier
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OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick ....
Balding territorial place of business
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crusty crystalline puppy spot
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startling becky range
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Irradiated Cyan Abode Son Of Senegal

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: Avocado splenetic brethren scourge upon the earth

I live like this now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866513)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Boyish Opaque Senate Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866534)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: big corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867315)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Frum tanning salon philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867747)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Lemon Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867863)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#49221692)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: passionate office

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Crawly Trust Fund Masturbator

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Balding territorial place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868208)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Irradiated Cyan Abode Son Of Senegal

*in the next week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47874025)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Vigorous haunted graveyard bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866695)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac set knife

libs maf!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867901)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: fighting hateful cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868517)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Spectacular step-uncle's house shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47869891)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: Zombie-like 180 resort new version

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Balding territorial place of business

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Poppy Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866530)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac set knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: galvanic pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866545)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Crawly Trust Fund Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866550)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: trip maize selfie sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866552)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Low-t Field Hissy Fit

NM is back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866565)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Vigorous haunted graveyard bawdyhouse

God I hope so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866698)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Irradiated Cyan Abode Son Of Senegal

His love is with us always, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866750)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Balding territorial place of business

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: cocky know-it-all dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866568)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Irradiated Cyan Abode Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866578)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Nudist exhilarant karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866610)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: aggressive blathering trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866804)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: duck-like outnumbered giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866811)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: cruel-hearted reading party pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867859)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: pink magical fat ankles cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867895)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Vivacious twisted coldplay fan rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867900)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: marvelous queen of the night corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868419)



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Balding territorial place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#48622733)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: political and religious prisoner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#49221678)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#49221683)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac set knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866533)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: galvanic pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866546)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: galvanic pit

mrx sunburst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866553)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Low-t Field Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866557)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: startling becky range

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Low-t Field Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866555)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Khaki cerebral hunting ground chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866706)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: duck-like outnumbered giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866810)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: duck-like outnumbered giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867174)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Bronze laughsome partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867320)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: wonderful scarlet house mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867741)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: translucent sound barrier

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Balding territorial place of business

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: crusty crystalline puppy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867880)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: startling becky range

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: Poppy Nowag

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Irradiated Cyan Abode Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47869852)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Balding territorial place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47871075)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Irradiated Cyan Abode Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47874024)