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WHY Do Proles Do Canned Cranberries?

so easy to make the fresh ones
comical stage
  12/02/24
Proles like to leave little prole tells to signal their prol...
charcoal goal in life telephone
  12/02/24
canned cranberries is the opposite of a subtle/little prole ...
comical stage
  12/02/24
"Oh, these cranberries are delicious." - "Ca...
charcoal goal in life telephone
  12/02/24
"Enjoy DLA Piper"
Floppy Effete Antidepressant Drug
  12/02/24
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charcoal goal in life telephone
  12/02/24
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comical stage
  12/02/24
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Slap-happy seedy national potus
  12/03/24
i feel like it's a callback to thanksgiving meals they had a...
saffron provocative travel guidebook circlehead
  12/02/24
why did their parents?
comical stage
  12/02/24
Because they are good once a year you goddamn kikes.
Godawful Boiling Water
  12/02/24
they're awful, and homemade ones are way better
comical stage
  12/02/24
And so fucking easy. Orange juice, sugar, orange zest, cranb...
Indecent halford garrison
  12/02/24
why did people in the 50s prefer canned food to fresh cranbe...
Stirring Primrose Boltzmann
  12/02/24
my mom always made fresh crabberries when we were kids; we w...
comical stage
  12/02/24
reading comp pwned
saffron provocative travel guidebook circlehead
  12/02/24
The logistical underpinnings of the food supply in the US we...
Rose fragrant internal respiration chapel
  12/02/24
It wasn't possible to get fresh fruit on demand everywhere i...
Spectacular volcanic crater
  12/02/24
I know. Dbgs just an idiot
Stirring Primrose Boltzmann
  12/02/24
...
Spectacular volcanic crater
  12/02/24
...
Hyperventilating ratface shrine
  12/02/24
so are country proles couldnt get cranberries even in thanks...
comical stage
  12/02/24
Proles in the mid west have to this day a shocking amount of...
Stirring Primrose Boltzmann
  12/02/24
ghastly
comical stage
  12/02/24
Stop spamming the board with your inane shit today kike
buck-toothed bonkers theater stage
  12/02/24
today?
comical stage
  12/02/24
Canned ones are cheap. Just dust off one of the cans you got...
Apoplectic dopamine theater
  12/02/24
most people don't actually like cranberries, they are at bes...
crimson dilemma
  12/02/24
lol do people "dip" their turkey into cranberry sa...
mildly autistic death wish
  12/02/24
they put it on top, it is essentially a relish, are you even...
crimson dilemma
  12/02/24
im not poor
mildly autistic death wish
  12/02/24
and you certainly aren't white
Hyperventilating ratface shrine
  12/02/24
even if you make them from scrath with orange zest and nuts ...
crimson dilemma
  12/02/24
i apply heavily to leftover turkey. mmm sugar. prole?
comical stage
  12/02/24
that is what most people do with it, I've never seen anyone ...
crimson dilemma
  12/02/24
More like canned prole-berries, am i right?
Sepia queen of the night windowlicker
  12/02/24
...
comical stage
  12/02/24
*proled canberries
comical stage
  12/02/24
Cranberries a la prole
Apoplectic dopamine theater
  12/02/24
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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: comical stage

so easy to make the fresh ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48402295)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:05 PM
Author: charcoal goal in life telephone

Proles like to leave little prole tells to signal their proleness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48402300)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:06 PM
Author: comical stage

canned cranberries is the opposite of a subtle/little prole tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48402309)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: charcoal goal in life telephone

"Oh, these cranberries are delicious."

- "Canned," the prole host silently mouths with a wink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48402319)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:12 PM
Author: Floppy Effete Antidepressant Drug

"Enjoy DLA Piper"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48402343)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:22 PM
Author: charcoal goal in life telephone



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:13 PM
Author: comical stage



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Slap-happy seedy national potus



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: saffron provocative travel guidebook circlehead

i feel like it's a callback to thanksgiving meals they had as kids; essentially, it's comfort food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48402398)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:24 PM
Author: comical stage

why did their parents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48402406)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: Godawful Boiling Water

Because they are good once a year you goddamn kikes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48402494)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: comical stage

they're awful, and homemade ones are way better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48402505)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Indecent halford garrison

And so fucking easy. Orange juice, sugar, orange zest, cranberries. Maybe a pinch of salt if still too tart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48403703)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Stirring Primrose Boltzmann

why did people in the 50s prefer canned food to fresh cranberries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48402501)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: comical stage

my mom always made fresh crabberries when we were kids; we werent prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48402504)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: saffron provocative travel guidebook circlehead

reading comp pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48402518)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Rose fragrant internal respiration chapel

The logistical underpinnings of the food supply in the US went from "impressive" to "world-historical, miraculous" in the early 80s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48402533)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:45 PM
Author: Spectacular volcanic crater

It wasn't possible to get fresh fruit on demand everywhere in the US like it is now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48403605)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: Stirring Primrose Boltzmann

I know. Dbgs just an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48403624)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:15 PM
Author: Spectacular volcanic crater



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:28 PM
Author: Hyperventilating ratface shrine



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:34 PM
Author: comical stage

so are country proles couldnt get cranberries even in thanksgiving time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48403739)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:53 PM
Author: Stirring Primrose Boltzmann

Proles in the mid west have to this day a shocking amount of canned fruit and veggies.

Their "casseroles" are primarily just canned shit dumped into a pan and baked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48403787)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: comical stage

ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48403796)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: buck-toothed bonkers theater stage

Stop spamming the board with your inane shit today kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48402536)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: comical stage

today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48402545)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:13 PM
Author: Apoplectic dopamine theater

Canned ones are cheap. Just dust off one of the cans you got 5 for $5 in 2020.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48403540)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: crimson dilemma

most people don't actually like cranberries, they are at best a dip that you apply lightly to your turkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48403544)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: mildly autistic death wish

lol do people "dip" their turkey into cranberry sauce?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48403548)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: crimson dilemma

they put it on top, it is essentially a relish, are you even white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48403702)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:27 PM
Author: mildly autistic death wish

im not poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48403721)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:28 PM
Author: Hyperventilating ratface shrine

and you certainly aren't white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48403724)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 7:20 PM
Author: crimson dilemma

even if you make them from scrath with orange zest and nuts and the whole nine yards that is what you mostly do with it, nobody is just shoveling cranberry sauce into their mouths

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48403900)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:20 PM
Author: comical stage

i apply heavily to leftover turkey. mmm sugar. prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48403556)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: crimson dilemma

that is what most people do with it, I've never seen anyone just serve up a bowl of cranberries and go to town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48403704)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: Sepia queen of the night windowlicker

More like canned prole-berries, am i right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48403609)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:48 PM
Author: comical stage



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: comical stage

*proled canberries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48403616)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: Apoplectic dopamine theater

Cranberries a la prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2Reputation#48403626)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




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