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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church...
soggy plaza circlehead
  12/08/24
cousin on her moms side or dads
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Dads
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  12/08/24
which dad
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soggy plaza circlehead
  12/08/24
180 night
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  12/08/24
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Lmao guess you win bro lmao.
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180
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They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao
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Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?
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so much this
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ergo it’s true
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: soggy plaza circlehead

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: infuriating spruce jewess

cousin on her moms side or dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424335)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: soggy plaza circlehead

Dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424337)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: dark pozpig

which dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424343)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: ocher hairless affirmative action



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: supple lime faggotry

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424872)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Contagious gay wizard



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: umber foreskin



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: marvelous domesticated hospital



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Floppy church legal warrant



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: at-the-ready big space



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: at-the-ready big space



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: dark pozpig



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: Startling Senate

LMFAO

truly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424347)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: soggy plaza circlehead

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424364)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: Startling Senate

180 night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424393)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: soggy plaza circlehead

One for the books lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424395)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: at-the-ready big space



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Zippy aromatic antidepressant drug yarmulke



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: sexy business firm nowag



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: coiffed aphrodisiac library trust fund



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: orchid odious pervert

Ok but why stop drinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424351)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Garnet rigor really tough guy



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: multi-colored theatre



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: ocher hairless affirmative action



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Geriatric chest-beating jap ticket booth



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Olive Anal Rehab



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: sexy business firm nowag



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Stimulating sweet tailpipe



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: lascivious self-absorbed stead

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424372)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: soggy plaza circlehead

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424399)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: lascivious self-absorbed stead

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424425)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: soggy plaza circlehead

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424433)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: lascivious self-absorbed stead



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Crusty degenerate heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424856)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Balding school newt

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424454)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: glittery cuckoldry university

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424429)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: soggy plaza circlehead

Not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424432)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: lascivious self-absorbed stead



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Geriatric chest-beating jap ticket booth



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: concupiscible hot step-uncle's house tattoo



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: high-end haunting locale



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: sexy business firm nowag



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Crawly self-centered internal respiration



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: hairraiser hell potus



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: costumed adulterous fanboi

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: soggy plaza circlehead

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424851)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Geriatric chest-beating jap ticket booth

so much this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424991)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Startling Senate



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: at-the-ready big space



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Crusty degenerate heaven

heroic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424857)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Magenta diverse knife

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424859)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Godawful cobalt mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Cream Garrison

the MC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424876)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: ocher hairless affirmative action



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: harsh arrogant principal's office

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425009)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: lascivious self-absorbed stead

Story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425013)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Crusty degenerate heaven

that's the difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425017)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: Contagious gay wizard



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: infuriating spruce jewess



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Startling Senate



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Olive Anal Rehab



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Godawful cobalt mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: at-the-ready big space



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: sexy business firm nowag



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: soggy plaza circlehead

Not fake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425084)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: Geriatric chest-beating jap ticket booth

ergo it’s true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425183)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Histrionic fiercely-loyal house

JM is getting subtler with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425189)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Electric know-it-all public bath genital piercing

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428610)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Cerebral dilemma

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425570)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Fishy Talking Theater Stage Dopamine

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425578)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: soggy plaza circlehead

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425746)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Olive Anal Rehab

Subpoena the bodycam footage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425764)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Stirring indecent goyim party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48426264)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Transparent splenetic address



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: at-the-ready big space



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: habeas penem



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