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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Avocado floppy senate yarmulke
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
odious stubborn love of her life
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Avocado floppy senate yarmulke
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
odious stubborn love of her life
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Avocado floppy senate yarmulke
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
vibrant pistol
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Avocado floppy senate yarmulke
  07/06/25
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Wine rehab round eye
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Ungodly judgmental national security agency
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coiffed orange indirect expression
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vibrant pistol
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Transparent stimulating office
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Supple laser beams
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Adulterous unhinged casino
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cruel-hearted jet business firm
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Elite Chapel Dingle Berry
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Navy orchestra pit sandwich
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salmon pit regret
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fragrant disgusting house
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aromatic bipolar market puppy
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chestnut state dopamine
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medicated stirring pervert field
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fishy whorehouse trump supporter
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
coiffed orange indirect expression
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
odious stubborn love of her life
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
coiffed orange indirect expression
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Avocado floppy senate yarmulke
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
coiffed orange indirect expression
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
odious stubborn love of her life
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Avocado floppy senate yarmulke
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
coiffed orange indirect expression
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Citrine Deer Antler Elastic Band
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
coiffed orange indirect expression
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Misunderstood Vigorous Stag Film
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Carmine heady rigor fanboi
  07/06/25
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fishy whorehouse trump supporter
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Supple laser beams
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Chartreuse wrinkle messiness
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Embarrassed to the bone people who are hurt preventive strike
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
cruel-hearted jet business firm
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Ruby razzle-dazzle azn
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Avocado floppy senate yarmulke
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Citrine Deer Antler Elastic Band
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Avocado floppy senate yarmulke
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Ruby razzle-dazzle azn
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Citrine Deer Antler Elastic Band
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Navy orchestra pit sandwich
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Ruby razzle-dazzle azn
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Embarrassed to the bone people who are hurt preventive strike
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Citrine Deer Antler Elastic Band
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Navy orchestra pit sandwich
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Ruby razzle-dazzle azn
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Navy orchestra pit sandwich
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Ruby razzle-dazzle azn
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Navy orchestra pit sandwich
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Ruby razzle-dazzle azn
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Ruby razzle-dazzle azn
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Supple laser beams
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Navy orchestra pit sandwich
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Avocado floppy senate yarmulke
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Charismatic frozen kitty boistinker
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coiffed orange indirect expression
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Navy orchestra pit sandwich
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Avocado floppy senate yarmulke
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Silver mediation
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
aromatic bipolar market puppy
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Avocado floppy senate yarmulke
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Filthy Toaster
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Avocado floppy senate yarmulke



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: odious stubborn love of her life

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Avocado floppy senate yarmulke

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: odious stubborn love of her life

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Avocado floppy senate yarmulke

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: vibrant pistol

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Avocado floppy senate yarmulke

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Wine rehab round eye



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Ungodly judgmental national security agency

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: coiffed orange indirect expression



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: vibrant pistol



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Transparent stimulating office



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Supple laser beams



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Adulterous unhinged casino



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: cruel-hearted jet business firm



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Elite Chapel Dingle Berry



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Navy orchestra pit sandwich



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: salmon pit regret



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: fragrant disgusting house



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: aromatic bipolar market puppy



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: chestnut state dopamine



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: medicated stirring pervert field



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: fishy whorehouse trump supporter



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: coiffed orange indirect expression

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: odious stubborn love of her life

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: coiffed orange indirect expression

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Avocado floppy senate yarmulke

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: coiffed orange indirect expression

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: odious stubborn love of her life

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Avocado floppy senate yarmulke

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: coiffed orange indirect expression

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Citrine Deer Antler Elastic Band

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: coiffed orange indirect expression

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Misunderstood Vigorous Stag Film

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Carmine heady rigor fanboi

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: fishy whorehouse trump supporter



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Supple laser beams

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Chartreuse wrinkle messiness

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone people who are hurt preventive strike

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: cruel-hearted jet business firm

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Ruby razzle-dazzle azn

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Avocado floppy senate yarmulke

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Citrine Deer Antler Elastic Band

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Avocado floppy senate yarmulke

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Ruby razzle-dazzle azn

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Citrine Deer Antler Elastic Band

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Navy orchestra pit sandwich



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Ruby razzle-dazzle azn

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone people who are hurt preventive strike

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Citrine Deer Antler Elastic Band

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Navy orchestra pit sandwich

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Ruby razzle-dazzle azn

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Navy orchestra pit sandwich

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Ruby razzle-dazzle azn

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Navy orchestra pit sandwich

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Ruby razzle-dazzle azn

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Ruby razzle-dazzle azn

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Supple laser beams



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Navy orchestra pit sandwich

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Avocado floppy senate yarmulke



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Charismatic frozen kitty boistinker

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: coiffed orange indirect expression



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Navy orchestra pit sandwich



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Avocado floppy senate yarmulke



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Silver mediation

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: aromatic bipolar market puppy

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Avocado floppy senate yarmulke



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Filthy Toaster

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49099235)