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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
curious bronze whorehouse sandwich
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Razzmatazz Purple Community Account
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Poppy Senate Generalized Bond
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Razzmatazz Purple Community Account
  07/14/25
100%
Indigo self-absorbed nowag
  07/15/25
FAG
topaz hairraiser piazza cumskin
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Odious vermilion sanctuary multi-billionaire
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
amber cerebral theatre
  07/14/25
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Chartreuse psychic office
  07/14/25
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Indigo self-absorbed nowag
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Filthy yarmulke candlestick maker
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
curious bronze whorehouse sandwich
  07/14/25
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Irradiated digit ratio nibblets
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Filthy yarmulke candlestick maker
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
curious bronze whorehouse sandwich
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Filthy yarmulke candlestick maker
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
curious bronze whorehouse sandwich
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Filthy yarmulke candlestick maker
  07/14/25
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Henna Weed Whacker Double Fault
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
drunken burgundy cruise ship
  07/15/25
Lol
Filthy yarmulke candlestick maker
  07/15/25
jfc 180
topaz hairraiser piazza cumskin
  07/15/25
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Indigo self-absorbed nowag
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Gay faggot firefighter
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Chartreuse psychic office
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Razzmatazz Purple Community Account
  07/14/25
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Poppy Senate Generalized Bond
  07/14/25
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Filthy yarmulke candlestick maker
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
curious bronze whorehouse sandwich
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Razzmatazz Purple Community Account
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
curious bronze whorehouse sandwich
  07/14/25
wut
Chest-beating kitty
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
curious bronze whorehouse sandwich
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
Dark Legend Sound Barrier
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Henna Weed Whacker Double Fault
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well-lubricated nursing home
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wonderful range
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effete state deer antler
  07/15/25
People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
milky university blood rage
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
Geriatric wild principal's office
  07/15/25
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Odious vermilion sanctuary multi-billionaire
  07/15/25
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Galvanic marketing idea
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Irradiated digit ratio nibblets
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Fragrant Den Cuck
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Galvanic marketing idea
  07/15/25
we all have brother
Indigo self-absorbed nowag
  07/15/25
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Indigo self-absorbed nowag
  07/15/25
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Henna Weed Whacker Double Fault
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
thriller rigpig
  07/14/25
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misanthropic rambunctious feces
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
chrome bipolar native
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Henna Weed Whacker Double Fault
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Onyx medicated business firm milk
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Fuchsia Overrated Place Of Business
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
federal spruce friendly grandma
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
coral church
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
cracking pink macaca
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
laughsome private investor kitty cat
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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topaz hairraiser piazza cumskin
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Filthy yarmulke candlestick maker
  07/15/25
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Indigo self-absorbed nowag
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Indigo self-absorbed nowag
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
curious bronze whorehouse sandwich
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: curious bronze whorehouse sandwich

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Purple Community Account

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Poppy Senate Generalized Bond

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Purple Community Account

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Indigo self-absorbed nowag

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: topaz hairraiser piazza cumskin

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Odious vermilion sanctuary multi-billionaire

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: amber cerebral theatre

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Chartreuse psychic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Indigo self-absorbed nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Filthy yarmulke candlestick maker

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: curious bronze whorehouse sandwich

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Irradiated digit ratio nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Filthy yarmulke candlestick maker

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: curious bronze whorehouse sandwich

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Filthy yarmulke candlestick maker

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: curious bronze whorehouse sandwich

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Filthy yarmulke candlestick maker

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Henna Weed Whacker Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: drunken burgundy cruise ship

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Filthy yarmulke candlestick maker

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: topaz hairraiser piazza cumskin

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Indigo self-absorbed nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Gay faggot firefighter

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Chartreuse psychic office

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Purple Community Account

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Poppy Senate Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Filthy yarmulke candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: curious bronze whorehouse sandwich

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Purple Community Account

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: curious bronze whorehouse sandwich

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Chest-beating kitty

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: curious bronze whorehouse sandwich

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Dark Legend Sound Barrier

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Henna Weed Whacker Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: well-lubricated nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Geriatric wild principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: wonderful range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: effete state deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: milky university blood rage

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Geriatric wild principal's office

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Odious vermilion sanctuary multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Galvanic marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Irradiated digit ratio nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Passionate rose dopamine chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Filthy yarmulke candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: multi-colored garnet sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Fragrant Den Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Galvanic marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Indigo self-absorbed nowag

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Indigo self-absorbed nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Henna Weed Whacker Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: thriller rigpig

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: misanthropic rambunctious feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: chrome bipolar native

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Henna Weed Whacker Double Fault

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Onyx medicated business firm milk

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Fuchsia Overrated Place Of Business

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: federal spruce friendly grandma

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: coral church

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: cracking pink macaca

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: laughsome private investor kitty cat

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: drunken burgundy cruise ship

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Sable potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: topaz hairraiser piazza cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Filthy yarmulke candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Indigo self-absorbed nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Indigo self-absorbed nowag

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: curious bronze whorehouse sandwich

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104451)