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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Fragrant white philosopher-king national
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Submissive sable theatre friendly grandma
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
dashing slap-happy dopamine
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Submissive sable theatre friendly grandma
  07/14/25
100%
high-end supple sneaky criminal cuck
  07/15/25
FAG
heady avocado stag film
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Indigo Splenetic Heaven
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Flirting university wrinkle
  07/14/25
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bossy razzle weed whacker
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high-end supple sneaky criminal cuck
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
exhilarant snowy mad cow disease old irish cottage
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Fragrant white philosopher-king national
  07/14/25
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Cerise Church Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
exhilarant snowy mad cow disease old irish cottage
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Fragrant white philosopher-king national
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
exhilarant snowy mad cow disease old irish cottage
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Fragrant white philosopher-king national
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
exhilarant snowy mad cow disease old irish cottage
  07/14/25
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Obsidian disgusting chapel milk
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
narrow-minded odious dysfunction depressive
  07/15/25
Lol
exhilarant snowy mad cow disease old irish cottage
  07/15/25
jfc 180
heady avocado stag film
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high-end supple sneaky criminal cuck
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Sick charcoal base jew
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
bossy razzle weed whacker
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
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  07/14/25
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dashing slap-happy dopamine
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exhilarant snowy mad cow disease old irish cottage
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Fragrant white philosopher-king national
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Submissive sable theatre friendly grandma
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Fragrant white philosopher-king national
  07/14/25
wut
exciting useless brakes den
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Fragrant white philosopher-king national
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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Racy Legal Warrant Feces
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Contagious pale sound barrier kitchen
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
Yapping dark international law enforcement agency
  07/15/25
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Indigo Splenetic Heaven
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Violent Piazza Laser Beams
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we all have brother
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high-end supple sneaky criminal cuck
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Obsidian disgusting chapel milk
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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Idiotic lay
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
effete charismatic dog poop masturbator
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Good poast moniker synergy
Obsidian disgusting chapel milk
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Puce generalized bond site
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
irradiated drab alpha
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
hairraiser point digit ratio
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
arousing crimson ratface trump supporter
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Excitant quadroon
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
lascivious ivory round eye hospital
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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exhilarant snowy mad cow disease old irish cottage
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high-end supple sneaky criminal cuck
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
high-end supple sneaky criminal cuck
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Fragrant white philosopher-king national
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Fragrant white philosopher-king national

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Submissive sable theatre friendly grandma

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: dashing slap-happy dopamine

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Submissive sable theatre friendly grandma

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: high-end supple sneaky criminal cuck

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: heady avocado stag film

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Indigo Splenetic Heaven

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Flirting university wrinkle

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: bossy razzle weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: high-end supple sneaky criminal cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: exhilarant snowy mad cow disease old irish cottage

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Fragrant white philosopher-king national

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Cerise Church Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: exhilarant snowy mad cow disease old irish cottage

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Fragrant white philosopher-king national

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: exhilarant snowy mad cow disease old irish cottage

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Fragrant white philosopher-king national

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: exhilarant snowy mad cow disease old irish cottage

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Obsidian disgusting chapel milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded odious dysfunction depressive

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: exhilarant snowy mad cow disease old irish cottage

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: heady avocado stag film

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: high-end supple sneaky criminal cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Sick charcoal base jew

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: bossy razzle weed whacker

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Submissive sable theatre friendly grandma

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: dashing slap-happy dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: exhilarant snowy mad cow disease old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Fragrant white philosopher-king national

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Submissive sable theatre friendly grandma

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Fragrant white philosopher-king national

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: exciting useless brakes den

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Fragrant white philosopher-king national

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Rambunctious New Version

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Obsidian disgusting chapel milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: ebony hairless location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Yapping dark international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Adventurous casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Racy Legal Warrant Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Contagious pale sound barrier kitchen

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Yapping dark international law enforcement agency

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Indigo Splenetic Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Violent Piazza Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Cerise Church Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Comical Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: exhilarant snowy mad cow disease old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: French office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Floppy newt



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Violent Piazza Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: high-end supple sneaky criminal cuck

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: high-end supple sneaky criminal cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Obsidian disgusting chapel milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: frisky pocket flask temple

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Idiotic lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: effete charismatic dog poop masturbator

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Obsidian disgusting chapel milk

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Puce generalized bond site

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: irradiated drab alpha

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: hairraiser point digit ratio

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: arousing crimson ratface trump supporter

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Excitant quadroon

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: lascivious ivory round eye hospital

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: narrow-minded odious dysfunction depressive

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Iridescent skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: heady avocado stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: exhilarant snowy mad cow disease old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: high-end supple sneaky criminal cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: high-end supple sneaky criminal cuck

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Fragrant white philosopher-king national

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104451)