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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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vermilion internet-worthy spot
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
thriller federal kitty cat step-uncle's house
  08/28/25
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vermilion internet-worthy spot
  08/28/25
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slap-happy stead
  08/28/25
that's it?
Crystalline Contagious Set Dragon
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
vermilion internet-worthy spot
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
nofapping razzle-dazzle mad cow disease
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Crystalline Contagious Set Dragon
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Bearded white location friendly grandma
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Azure swashbuckling place of business market
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Bearded white location friendly grandma
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Azure swashbuckling place of business market
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Bearded white location friendly grandma
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Azure swashbuckling place of business market
  09/12/25
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Azure swashbuckling place of business market
  10/28/25
Haha wow
comical range
  08/28/25
Happy?
Elite blue stag film
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
comical range
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Bearded white location friendly grandma
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
slap-happy stead
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Bearded white location friendly grandma
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
slap-happy stead
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
razzle overrated circlehead
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Stirring arrogant twinkling uncleanness
  08/28/25
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very tactful insecure mood
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Boyish aquamarine parlor
  08/29/25
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Aromatic kitty lay
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Motley awkward ratface whorehouse
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
hairraiser senate
  08/29/25
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very tactful insecure mood
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Fear-inspiring Crimson Mental Disorder
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
hairraiser senate
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Azure swashbuckling place of business market
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Cyan diverse site
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Bearded white location friendly grandma
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
comical range
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Motley awkward ratface whorehouse
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Bearded white location friendly grandma
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Peach high-end gaming laptop
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Lascivious indian lodge double fault
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
comical range
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
slap-happy stead
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Bearded white location friendly grandma
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
hairraiser senate
  09/01/25
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Bearded white location friendly grandma
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
hairraiser senate
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Bearded white location friendly grandma
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Elite blue stag film
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
comical range
  09/01/25
?
Azure swashbuckling place of business market
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Irradiated alcoholic cuck corner
  09/01/25
Fuck you
comical range
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Bearded white location friendly grandma
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Azure swashbuckling place of business market
  09/12/25
Yes
Bearded white location friendly grandma
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Azure swashbuckling place of business market
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Azure swashbuckling place of business market
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
vermilion internet-worthy spot
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: vermilion internet-worthy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: thriller federal kitty cat step-uncle's house

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: vermilion internet-worthy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: slap-happy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Crystalline Contagious Set Dragon

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: vermilion internet-worthy spot

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: nofapping razzle-dazzle mad cow disease

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Crystalline Contagious Set Dragon

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Bearded white location friendly grandma

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Azure swashbuckling place of business market

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Bearded white location friendly grandma

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Azure swashbuckling place of business market

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Bearded white location friendly grandma

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Azure swashbuckling place of business market

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Azure swashbuckling place of business market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: comical range

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Elite blue stag film

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: comical range

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Bearded white location friendly grandma

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: slap-happy stead

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Bearded white location friendly grandma

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: slap-happy stead

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: razzle overrated circlehead

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Stirring arrogant twinkling uncleanness

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: very tactful insecure mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Boyish aquamarine parlor

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Aromatic kitty lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Motley awkward ratface whorehouse

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: hairraiser senate

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: very tactful insecure mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Crimson Mental Disorder

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: hairraiser senate

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Azure swashbuckling place of business market

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Cyan diverse site

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Bearded white location friendly grandma

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: comical range

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Motley awkward ratface whorehouse

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Bearded white location friendly grandma

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Peach high-end gaming laptop

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Lascivious indian lodge double fault

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: comical range

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: slap-happy stead

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Bearded white location friendly grandma

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: hairraiser senate

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Bearded white location friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: hairraiser senate

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Bearded white location friendly grandma

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Elite blue stag film

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: comical range

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Azure swashbuckling place of business market

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Irradiated alcoholic cuck corner

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: comical range

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Bearded white location friendly grandma

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Azure swashbuckling place of business market

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Bearded white location friendly grandma

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Azure swashbuckling place of business market

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Azure swashbuckling place of business market

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: vermilion internet-worthy spot

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259839)